Introducing Mr. And Mrs. Roxanne
Everybody, gently place the words "fuck off" on the tip of your tongue, because it will launch out of your mouth as soon as you read the next sentence. Get it ready. Katie Price married her cross-dressing, cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid in Las Vegas this afternoon. AND RELEASE!
The Princess Diana and Prince Charles of this generation kicked the dead horse that is marriage at a chapel at the Wynn Resort. Katie's publicist and a handful of TV cameras witnessed the blessed event. Katie's spokesbitch immediately issued this statement after the ten-second wedding.
"Katie and Alex are delighted to announce they got married in a private, simple ceremony. Their decision to marry has not been made with any media deal in place. It is purely down to their love for each other."
HA! I love how her publicist has to point out that this is not a publicity stunt in anyway shape or form. Uh huh. I'm sure Katie wore a dress made out of Balloon Boy's runaway balloon, and Alex wore a tuxedo made out of Tila Tequila's fixed pregnancy tests. They toasted to their new union with flutes filled with OctoMom's amniotic fluid. The twinkle in Katie's eye was actually a shiny, gold dollar sign.
You'll see it for yourself when these two fermented blood oranges are on the cover of OK! Magazine next week. But the cover won't be the same without Harvey Price on it, flipping us the bird. Sigh. Katie kept us from seeing Harvey in a white tuxedo. THAT (selfish) BITCH!
Here they are shopping for rings before their wedding. The look on the woman's face in the first thumbnail says it all. I too puckered tighter than Roxanne's tuck when I first read this mess.
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Petey crying is on yesterdays crumbs
Team Andre!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Good pictures:)
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Jumping in here to say Sky news made Pete cry today after ambushing him about the kids.
I am more shocked by the fact that he and I have the same $250 coat by Zara!
My first question was "Why the hell do they need security?", something the hotel thought too cause look who they sent to watch out for them. That lady looks like she'd quit that bitch if anything went down.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Funny how Katie Price looks like her husband, they both have that fight club look.
So, she abandoned her kids to run off and get married in Vegas?
WHORE!
I predict the following:
Katie Price will follow her husband Roxanne into a full blown meth & sex addiction.
Katie will lose custody of all her kids including Harvey (Harvey already wrote up the petition to make Pete his primary guardian)
Katie will rival Heidi MOntag & have 12 plastic surgeries and puff her face up even worse than last time
Pre-op tranny on the left, post-op tranny on the right.
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Corporate whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
WHORE MONSTER.
Pete needs coddles. I give.
Please.
Please.
Pleeeease tell me that she wore that hat when she was sayin' "I do...for now."
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
*copies and pastes 'Bitch, Please' thumbnail here*
And gays in loving and committed relationships can't get married.
Is he wearing pajama jeans?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
what in the actual fuck? When did these anal warts even get back together. Someone tell Harvey Price that he can come live with me. Roxanne is a hot ass mess rebound gone too far.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Are we sure he's not related to that Jolly Green Giant Hayden Pantyliners is seeing? That's some Cro-Magnon brow shit right there.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I'm feeling bad for her children right now. stupid twat.
I hope Harvey files for emancipation from this stupid twat!
Why get married? It seems obvious to me there is no love between them. Is it a publicity stunt that few care about?
I'm not so up on British pop culture. Does Alex have a high profile at the moment?
I can't believe she's wearning that fur hat in Vegas. It's in the 70's there! She looks ridiculous with that on. Well, she always looks ridiculous.
Oh, wait, nevermind. I forgot that she only dates teh gays.
So does he set off anyone's 'gaydar'?
Hope Peter Andre gets custody of the kids and never lets her see them.
MK seriously please don't use Princess Diana and Katie Price in the same sentence.
Alex looks like he took the short bus to school.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
Funny that she immediately took him back and married him right after he won Celebrity Big Brother
Katie seems to be getting uglier and uglier. WTF?
Her poor kids. Mommy's coming home with a new Daddy - a cross-dressing one, at that!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
When they divorce (it will happen), can she keep his fishnet tights and stilettos?
he is hot....she is not!
Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:29pm.
Wow, how soon till she pumps out another rugrat?
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Confirmed sources advise that she is with child as I type this, chinlee.
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
How romantic. These two deserve each other.
I liked her first husband much better.
I;m trying to picture them in their room getting dressed to go out - she's putting on those horrible jeans one leg at a time... tying her pink shoes - grabbing that awesome (side eye) vest... He puts his head through the pink stripey shirt and grabs the blue sneakers
"do you have your keycard?"
"it's in my purse"
ring-shopping first?"
"oh, let's walk around a bit before that"
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Dear Lord, all I akx is please don't let them breed.
I've never used this word before (in English that is, in Dutch it makes for half my required vocabulary): this woman is a total and utter CUNT.
btw does anyone else crack up at the body language in that picture? They're walking miles apart, they don't even look like they're going in the same direction, they have as much body intimacy as a pair of siblings, and she's giving him the stink eye. Clearly they are so much in luv.
I am sure it looks lovely in white. I wonder if he wore a veil too.
putsomestankonit, if Jordan sees a penis' shadow, then there'll be another six weeks of fake marriage.
Whoa nelly that was fast! Didn't they just get engaged 3 posts ago?
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Just realized they got married on Groundhog's day. At least the hog part is right.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
I hate this fake titted cunt. Now those poor children have a whole new mess of dramas to contend with.
Peter get custody now!
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
I hope the both of them got a violent case of explosive diarrhea from bad shrimp cocktails on their honeymoon night.
I like her Chucks. I really have nothing else to say about this.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
mnah.. who cares.
but i love the quote from their manager as well.
she has found another dumb to continue the way she lived with andre - which he still does as well - i love how they whore their kids out.
i guess i should care less. maybe then they will go away - in about 20 years from now? damn!
It's so very sad to see men sucked in by narcissists.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
She looks like an escapee from Mario World in that stupid pink mushroom-fungoid hat thing. Wish I had known where the nuptials took place today since I was near the Strip. Would have been fun to throw rocks at them when they came out because there is NO place in Vegas for a "quiet simple ceremony". All the wedding chapels are in really skeezy parts of town near adult bookstores. That just sounds like where this stupid celebutard would head out for to marry a tranny.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Miss Thang, truedat. Buuuuuuuut, at least Shitney gave custody of the kids she doesn't give a shit about to her ex, rather than keeping them and then neglecting them.
I didn't even know her divorce was final yet. And apparently News of the World was right: They said she'd get married to him for the publicity, and they were right!
What a shitbag. She doesn't even have her own kids at the wedding, just dumps them at home until her ex hears about it.
I actually feel sorry for Roxanne. He hasn't got the faintest idea of what everybody else knows: that she's a major kunt who will suck him dry and throw him away.
*cries herself to sleep*
One in the pink, two in the stink.
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I do believe she has a mustache in the fourth thumb!
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
S&B, Anyway, when is your Mexico trip, did you look up Maroma? ***
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Yes, it's gorgeous and I am considering staying there but before I book, I'll be needing your credit card number! :)
I'm leaving March 17 for a week in Playa and Tulum. Very modest hotels but right on the beach so I'm okay with that.
I will consider Maroma for one night, that is all I can afford, but I believe the beaches in Mexico are public, so I think I can go to their beach as long as I buy drinks and food, which I would be more than happy to do.
I lose things all the time, little things, but I have learned that if I don't freak out and get all agitated, and quietly retrace my steps, they will be found.
I think I flipped about the sweater because I had just gotten home, I was tired, I was transporting my dog, and there was a bit of a time change, etc. Also the expense, ya know, berating myself, "Why couldn't it have been a tee shirt, etc."
OK, see you on OP if you want to go there, we don't wanna be banned by MK!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."