Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Smoke Monster from Lost
Last night millions upon millions of Lost nerds gladly stuck out there arm, flicked their fattest vein and shot themselves up with their favorite fix. The shakes are starting to take over this morning as they have hangover hallucinations of guitar cases, organic cotton tunics from J. Jill, diarrhea water, and Indiana Jones. Okay, maybe I'm the only one who is having visions of Indiana Jones, because I was expecting him to make an appearance during last night's episode. But even if he did, he still wouldn't have been the star of the night. That title goes to the misunderstood and lovable SMOKE MONSTER! Or as I like to call it, my heart whenever I'm around loud children.
I love the Smoke Monster for many reasons. One of them being that it is so damn low-budget. They could have trimmed the budget off of Sawyer's grease bill and put a little money into making the Smoke Monster look scarier, but I'm glad they didn't. It just looks like what comes out of the exhaust pipe of a '79 Datsun. Or what comes out of Paris Hilton's cooch when she queefs. Or Khloe Kardashian's asshole when she eats too much curry. Okay, since I put it that way, it is pretty scary.
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Finally a hot slut I can get behind. The Smoke Monster is a worthy candidate!
I mean everything I say. It's my besetting sin
I used to watch this religiously. It "lost" me last season. I finally gave up.
Okay, how fucking CHEESY was the underwater island sequence of last night's episode? The SUPER low-budget computer graphics were sooooooo fucking lame and horrible. OMG this is show is so fucking retarded but I keep watching to see what's going to happen next although I usually end up rolling my eyes.
Loves it MK, spot on about Smokey. I lurve you and Lost.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I LOVE U,MK! You always know what the hell bat shit crazy is on our minds. PLEASE DONT O.D. like the rest of them....
OOPS! Double post!
Anyway, if you don't care about this show nor what it's about then you certainly won't get or care to get what is going on. However, it's some good deep stuff. Now I go watch it! Woot!
Jeepster, good theory! However, I found that whole thing as cliche answers from the writers along w/ time travel. I mean really! Can't these scifi people writers use more imagination than time travel & biblical stuff w/ aliens???!!!??? I am afraid u might be right much to my own chagrin.
I am a sick puppy sitting in the doctor's office discussing this!
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SINCE I HAVE NEVER WATCHED LOST I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS!
OMG...they used Demi Moore's pubes as special effects! *runs off screaming*
*frosts Jeepsters apricots*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
The stewardress chick said 'they are from the first plane that I was on'. The drug plane was before Oceanic, no? Does she mean there was another plane after Oceanic?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Thanks Snowy -
This season of lost is scrambling my eggs and frosting my apricots!!!!
Thank God for Keifer and "24" - keepin it simple!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
*scrambles Jeepester's eggs*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Okay - I hafta weigh in on what I think might be going on with LOST:
saw it all last night - shit - I am hooked again.
Jacob = God
Not-Locke = Man in Black = Devil
Now heres the truly funky part (just my take). What if God (as we know him) and the Devil (as we know him) are really just stranded aliens - incredably powerful, but unable to get off this planet (for whatever reason). Jacob has created a time-bubble that traps both he and the Man in Black, because Jacob knows that the MIB would kill everyone to escape....
so we are back to Good Vs Evil....
sombody help me......
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
When I lived ın Belgıum I was ınto Lost up untıl the second season and then that shıt got too twısted and I quıt that bıtch.
Anyone care to catch me up?
I thought not!
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from TMZ:
9:39 -- Here I am, rooting for Charlie to die again. Just like old times
9:54 -- "You did this." -- Sawyer. Was he talking to me? Cause I only wrote I wanted Juliet dead, I didn't actually kill her.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/03/lost-diary-season-premiere/#continuedconte...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:19am.
Back in the 80's he played a clean-cut college student on an episode of Hunter and a punk kid in a Charles Bronson movie.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/SpBRHb0zyfI/AAAAAAAACZI/a9o9iXDekB...
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WELL I MEAN MY GOODNESS!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
OK, warning, I'm the junkie that OD's and runs around the room w/ underwear on her head talking non-stop!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:34am.
Actually, the heroin came from the plane that crashed from Africa with Eko's priest brother on it who died. Charlie found it though. Everything comes up that brings out the people's inner demons they must conquer.
Submitted by MISSterious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:57am.
Dharma I soymilk
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:00am.
Hurley has always been in charge of handling the Dharma I air cargo drops of food which consisted of beer, ranch dressing, peanut butter, and granola bars.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:01am.
Yep many of us are still sticking with the purgatory theory, there are too many Catholic undertones in the stories not to!
Mark Pellegrino plays Jacob. He is one of my favorite character actors. Back in the 80's he played a clean-cut college student on an episode of Hunter and a punk kid in a Charles Bronson movie.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/SpBRHb0zyfI/AAAAAAAACZI/a9o9iXDekB...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
smoke in the water
fire in the sky
- deep purple
ive never seen this shit show
is it about bong being lost?
first dharma van as hsotd (never ever forget!) and now smoke monster! classic. btw lol @ snowpiece reporting self to jacob. ha.
lmao at bwa bwa bwa bwaaaaaaa ahahahahahaaaaa
snowy, if imma smoke a blunt i won't leave the couch for days anyhow... that shit gets me HIGH.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
OMG that scissor kick!!!!!!!!
from TWOP: They're back on the island. They're back in the plane. They've crashed, but they haven't. I'm going insane.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:09am.
that's what I don't know Loozer
What about Sayid Sucky? Is he hairy enough for you?
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SAYID IS BOOOOOOTIFUL. I WANT HIM TO SCISSOR KICK MY NUTS.
BUT JACOB IS BEGGING FOR A RUSTY TROMBONE. BWA BWA BWA BWAAWAAAAAAAAA
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
that's what I don't know Loozer
What about Sayid Sucky? Is he hairy enough for you?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I think Jacob is in Locke's body.
*scratches head*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
jack Imma make you smoke a blunt and watch all the way from Season One, you won't leave the couch for days
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:03am.
Is Sayid dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He arose from the dead just as it went off....
or did he?? Or did Jacob inhabit his body like smoke monster did Locke's??
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
I think Jacob is in Sayid's body
I am so fucked up from last night's episode, I am in a weird state of confusion right now too much going on ..must watch several more times in the next few days
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:03am.
Is Sayid dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No but however he was revived was similar to the way Ben was revived when he was a child. SO PARALLEL LOLLL!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Snowy, he can eat whatever he wants as long as I am on the list! Sayeed is not dead. I refuse to acknowledge that!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:00am.
One mystery that I must have solved is how, after being on the island for so long has Hurley NOT lost any weight? Last night, he looked like he'd GAINED 30 pounds from last season.
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No shit! I've wondered that all along, whenever I see a clip from the current seasons. You'd think it would have been in his contract, to lose some weight.
I agree with daisy and jayhawk.... looked like an awesome show but having A.D.D., drinking beer and popping muscle relaxers makes it a little difficult to follow.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Is Sayid dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Eileenie: he's been eating the dead people, Loozer honey don't try and understand just have FAITH!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hurley can see and talk to Dead People. Miles can communicate with the Dead. My original Purgatory theory still has some legs.
I am currently LOST about the parallel universe thingy. Juliet via Miles told Sawyer 'It Worked'. The plane didn't crash and all the peeps are in L.A. Yet, they are also on the island. (head just exploded, yet hands continue typing)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Juliet might be annoying, but she sported a 5-star rack.
Submitted by Jayhawks97 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:45am.
Seriously, people, WTF? It is a really good show, but it also requires watching without an attention span of a gnat. Jesus. Go back to Jersey Shore.
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Thank you. Lost is an awesome show, one of the best ever. But not everyone likes to use their brain while watching TV. That's why there are shows like ...gee, I don't know. Like the most..
Anyways, I love love love Sayid.
One mystery that I must have solved is how, after being on the island for so long has Hurley NOT lost any weight? Last night, he looked like he'd GAINED 30 pounds from last season.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
RIP Juliet, you annoying cunt!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
BangoSkank LOL If I were into girls "I would do things to Kate that even Roman Polanski would find criminal"
Love Desmond!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
the convict bitch makes me throb!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Forget Jacob, the Smoke Monster AND the Temple with the dirty tampon water - What I wanna know is how the hell Locke grew those bodacious TATAS!!!!
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER * * * *
SNOWY, Sawyer is MINE
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
LMAO AT SNOWY!!! you need a ghey crystal ball no shit!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Rdeadline DUUUUDE! he could live of his stored fat deposits for weeks!!!
I'm just hoping this is not all fucking crazy Hurley's imagination or something lame like that!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:54am.
Sucky, I am with you. Sawyer is scuzzy lookin'.
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THANK YOU! I DO NOT FEEL SO ALONE ABOUT THIS NOW.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:55am.
Sucky: are you kidding me? maybe it's a girl thing? do the gheys not see the hawt? LOL
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Does nothing for me, maybe it is a girl thing. I think he's kind of a cunt.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I would do things to Kate that even Roman Polanski would find criminal.
If I was into dudes, I would be into Desmond.