X Does Not Mark The Spot
When Kellan Lutz from Twilight was announced as one of the new crotches of Calvin Klein Underwear, some source-type said that he was going to recreate Marky Mark's no-no-slobbering campaign from the 90s. That source was obviously vomiting up hurtful lies, because this shit is not making me want to reach for the lotion, retreat to the bathroom and use my feet to keep the door closed (the lock on our bathroom door was always broken). If I look at the picture long enough, it kind of looks like he has a giant, fat, cotton vulva over his crotch. The Smurf picture below should've been used instead.
Below are the other pieces who thrusted their crotch in the new campaign for Calvin Klein Chonies. They are: Eggs from True Blood, Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese footballer Hidetoshi Nakata.
via Marie Claire UK
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This is why they invented Barbizon Modeling school...Fernando doesnt know how to pose, and Nagasaki looks like he had some bad sushi...Only M.Eggs. Brooks is working the hot.
YES, YES, YES, and YES! I am blown away by their bodies. I know photoshop bla blah blah, but damn they are fo-ine!
well..... hello. >:)
I'm a sucker (not literally though!) for muscles and dimples like Kellan's
I thought the dude in the middle was Josh Groban.
I'll take door #2, Monty
Hidetoshi Nakata NAILS this ad... Those CK briefs are total man panties. They will only look good on a really lean or cut man.
Btw, if you google his name you can find better pics of his smokin' physique. (And I've never been attracted to an asian man since my father is asian.)
Ummmm..Ummmm...Yeah...thats some hot shit. I'd give him a buck and bring him home. Just saying...
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Has anyone ever dated a man that's as hot as these? Photoshoped or not
...the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he looks when I walk by...
Mr. Brooks (eggs) is hella fine! RAWR!
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yup the old broken lock on the bathroom door strikes again!
yall are crazy...I would bang each one of them all at the same time-twice! No, you can't see vpl (visible penis line) but they're all smoking hot and honestly, I'm interested in whats UNDER the underwear! Although if you look @ Eggs closely you can see he's got a large nutsack :)
(so good i said it twice)
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sorry, i'd stick it into him, and he can keep his pants ON.
(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)
sorry, i'd stick it into him, and he can keep his pants ON.
(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 1:58pm.
The reason it isn't that hot is that we're in the age of photoshop. You know from seeing paparazzi pictures of that Lutz guy that his body doesn't look like that. Marky Mark's body really was as tight as it looked in the pictures. Lutz dude's face isn't that great either and they made him look completely different anyway. Plus Marky Mark grabbed his wiener.....
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You're right, grabbing his wiener really made the difference! Plus, back then, it was so original, which really made it so appealing. It's just, same ole, same ole, now.
That Japanese guy has a swimmers' body!
That Japanese guy is HOT
Zzzzz... zzzz... zzzz... snore...
It's alllllll about EGGS!
Black men are even rarer than Black women in fashiony these things, so massive props.
Twilight is the worst episode of Buffy ever....
Noice. That's a package I'd only trust to hand delivery. *Wiping fogged-up lenses*
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The reason it isn't that hot is that we're in the age of photoshop. You know from seeing paparazzi pictures of that Lutz guy that his body doesn't look like that. Marky Mark's body really was as tight as it looked in the pictures. Lutz dude's face isn't that great either and they made him look completely different anyway. Plus Marky Mark grabbed his wiener.....
There is nothing that makes me drool more than a hot man in tight white underwear or Speedos; I fall to my knees instantly. I always loved CK underwear (95% of mine are CK) but these do nothing for me. However, he is still fuckable, I would skip the kneeling part and just rip off the underwear and burn them!
They shoulda stuffed few tube socks in there
Shit even chicken cotlet would give a nice ilusion of semi giant ball sack in their tighty whiteeys
Yawn
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I never buy these underwear wıth that desıgn.
If I wanted to look lıke I had a huge va-jay-jay I'd lop my cock off!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 1:11pm.
Eh screw photoshop.. I just went back to an old favorite
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I'm lovin' that hyper-bitch slap.
OnT: Yawn.
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Bottom-feeder.
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I'm with TheBreakdown on this one.
BTW, what's with the giant red X? Did he give a wrong answer on "Family Feud"?
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Eh screw photoshop.. I just went back to an old favorite
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
As an underwear connossıeur and fetishist (don't judge me!), this is a no go.
EPIC FAIL!!
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Nobody asked me anything, hun.
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OOoh ball suckin' and name calling. I've stumbled into the right area.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
*pisses self*
"AAARGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHG!*PASSES OUT"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Is this forever?"
"Why is this happening to me?"
"I feel funny"
I'd rather fuck a Smurf
THIS IS A CAMPAIGN FOR WOMEN N THE GAYS. I'LL STICK TO HANES AND THEIR AWESOME CAMPAIGN WITH MICHAEL JORDAN! :P
*goes to youtube*
I need to laugh today.
Kellan who?! EGGS children. EGGS.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:31pm.
Goopy - youtube "david after the dentist" it made like the top 5 videos of last year...
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I keep looking at this tricks face thinking it's Ricky Martin.
Yes, the video is hysterical. IS THIS REAL LIFE AHAHAHAHAHHA!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:29pm.
GOOPY - I can't remember the kids name. But the video is funny as hell.
" is this real life???"
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I remember it now, but after Ziggy said that I thought there was an inside FB joke or something.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:20pm.
Ziggy - who fuckin asked you...
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Goopy - youtube "david after the dentist" it made like the top 5 videos of last year...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Vadge might be all over this in a min now that baby jesus has returned to the manger
GOOPY - I can't remember the kids name. But the video is funny as hell.
" is this real life???"
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 12:20pm.
If somebody was photoshopping my son's head onto an underwear model's body, and sharing it on the internet, I would be very concerned.
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Then don't put your kid on the internet...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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