Thursday, February 4th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 3rd!
When marshmallows dream...... - Jeepster
Runners-up:
This Brangelina Break Up protest just got weird. - BRADIFUL BITCH
Six Degrees of Human Bacon. - Plecostomus
I'll take "what I wish members of congress were doing right now" for $1,000 Alex. - Famousbeer
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Congrats weiners! Want smore?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
hahahahaa bradi
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You can't stop the BEAT!
OMG!
Congrats to the WEENER JEEPSTER!
PLECO & FAMOUSBEER!!!!
Ima make some cupcakes to celebrate.....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Yay! Winners congrats!
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Hilarious, winners!!! Famousbeer, I laughed hysterically reading yours. GREAT! :)
Congrats to jeepster for the win! Also to the runners up. Pleco!♥♥♥
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
cuntgratz cuntzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzUH
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Congrats, all! Especially to Bradi & the always lovely Pleco!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Congrats, Jeepster! I love it - short and sweet.
AHAHHAHAHAHAA congrats, Jeepster! I had a feeling your pithy caption was a strong contender!
*dances flaming jig of joy with BRADI and famousbeer*
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Bottom-feeder.
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Congratulations to all!!! I liked Famousbeer's the most.
Very funny...good job guys!
Esp to Bradi and Pleco...my slut lurvs....
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Congrats Jeepster, Bradi, Pleco and famousbeer!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Guido Fawkes Night! *PARTAY*
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:29am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:28am.
Everyone was drinking Champagne at this years Oscars as usual EXCEPT Mo'nique....she just had to order a hot choc with mallows!
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That was not even funneh. UGH! :P <3
UGH! One of my pet peeves = sideways heart <3 UGGGGHHHHH!
:o) fool!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:28am.
Everyone was drinking Champagne at this years Oscars as usual EXCEPT Mo'nique....she just had to order a hot choc with mallows!
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That was not even funneh. UGH! :P <3
Everyone was drinking Champagne at this years Oscars as usual EXCEPT Mo'nique....she just had to order a hot choc with mallows!
ITS NOT FLAME RETARDANT , ITS FLAME RETARDED!!~~~
Lady Gaga's show always features a giant flaming marshmallow or two...at the Grammy's, it just happened to be Sir Elton John.
I know those new Sketcher's Shape-Ups are supposed to make your calves burn but this is ridiculous.
Girl Scout cookie factory.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
A close up look at Michael k's no-no after that long anticipated royal visit from Prince Hot Ginge.
Flaming faries
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::
ManBearPig, and friends, protest global warming
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::
Fox News viewers celebrate Scott Brown's election victory.
BBQ'd Fluffernutters - from Food Network's Sandra Lee.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Hannibal Lector loves Smores!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Hopefully they'll get that good black and charred on the outside, gooey on the inside consistency... delicious!
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
S'Mores. You're doing it wrong.
Paris' crotch crabs celebrate their freedom
Jeff Probst finally went nuts and set the whole crew on fire on Survivor I'MSICKOFSWEATINGMYBALLSOFF
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This is exactly what happens in my ass after Taco Tuesday.
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Yum, (Reality)S'mWHOREs
Flame Retardants
The people of Monmouth County resort to an ancient Mayan exorcism of Snookies house in hopes of ridding themselves of the Oompa Loompa...
..I always wondered what they did out there in the desert at Burning Man...who knew they really burnt men?...I think I'll pass...
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..."you'll LOVE my nuts!" crackhead Vince demonstrating the Slap Chop...
Kirstie Alley resorts to burning the girl scouts to steal their marshmallows.......
Britney's backup dancers celebrate the end of the Circus tour by roasting marshmallows around her weave.
Oh great. Now who's going to hang out in my local park, smoke weed, skateboard and use up oxygen?
The new 98 Degrees music video looks like a publicity stunt
Marshmallows finally recieve the payback theyve been longing for.
Serenading the god known as PHG
Dlisters in the afterlife.
Lilo finally explains to the media why she has been dubbed firecrotch.
With both Mommy & Daddy in jail, the Heene boys go wild!
An artist's rendition of the 2012 Rapture.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
They need pickles on sticks to make it more Jersey
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Ball friendly
Burn the toilet paper!
Make more wipes!
Campaign
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Launch party of the Revenge Grill, Heather Mill's first ever vegan barbecue restaurant.