Wednesday, February 3rd 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

I see Pamela Anderson is still using the same make-up artist as Ursula from The Little Mermaid - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Architectural Digest. This is OBVIOUSLY a big "fuck you" to her design-loving ex. OBVIOUSLY. - Popsugar

Christina Hendricks is perfect - Lainey Gossip

Reggie Bush gives himself a cumstache for the Got Milk campaign - Towleroad

I'd motorboat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Carey Mulligan gives you an education on human anatomy - Egotastic!

Xtina giving head to a piece of gum - Hollywood Tuna

Wentworth Miller just because - Just Jared

Peter Andre sheds tears for Harvey - Holy Moly!

Anne Hathaway is slick - ICYDK

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's HeSheree has finally found her calling - Pretty On The Outside

Corbin Bersen has some long nipples. I know that's not what you wanted to read today - SOW

Even a cat can't make Olivia Munn seem interesting - Cityrag

Fall Out Boy has fallen out - I'm Not Obsessed

Michelle Duggar's uterus is screaming, "YEEEEEESSSSS!" - Celebitchy

Jonathan Rhys Meyers goes to Dunkin' Donuts - Socialite Life

Posted by: Michael K


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GrlBhvingBadly's picture

I guess Pete Wentz will definitely be ho'n around even more...

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shandi's picture

I have so much respect for Peter Andre. Not afraid to cry and show his love for his kids and not afraid to stand up and say what he knows is right. He is a good man who loves his kids. Katie was stupid to let him go. I think any woman would be lucky to have him and Harvey is lucky to have him, too.

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she go the way of tammy faye??

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Love, Jonathan Rhys Meyers but "I Die" for his girlfriends boots.

Rdeadline's picture

I freak'n love peter andre. He was the best thing about that stupid show he did with katie.

Pam is indeed a poor unfortunate soul

MissJaneTexas's picture

Oh GOD...I want to do dirty inappropriate things to Reggie Bush. *dies*

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Myntee's picture

I can't believe that evil cunt made Peter Andre cry. I want to make her cry. He's an angel of a man! Over tanned closet case, but still, such a sweet heart. <3

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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Pam needs a new schtick. The sex kitten thing is OVAH. Totally. Completely. Dead and gone. Move on, I beg of you.

Michelle Duggar stop reproducing before you kill yourself. Or is that your only way out?? Hmmmm...

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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rebanndel's picture

Christina Hendricks is working those jeans! Love to see a woman in Hollywood with some normal curves!

Yaaawwwwwn blah blah so evil to have lots of kids blah blah so rotten blah blah.

Seriously, if it's okay to choose not to have any kids, why is it so offensive to you guys if somebody decides they want a lot? People are expected to respect the former or be considered a jerk, but it's okay to rant and rave about the latter? Get over yourselves.

At least when the Duggar parents are old, they won't be sucking the tax money from someone else's spawn without contributing any of their own (like some selfish old turds I know, who want more and more social security from the young people they didn't spawn).

As for Pammie, she needs to be forced to wear a sack over her head so we don't be treated to her aging showgirl face.

mahaatma's picture

...maybe Pammie thought all the eye shadow would distract from the 8 ball of white shit packed into each nostril...

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guilty of being white's picture

Fuck Fall Out Boy...Fuck Pam Anderson...and Fuck the Duggars....

"Fuck me running..."

Few Words's picture

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those fking duggards need to stop fking he needs lorena bobitt to cut his dick off and she needs a cement truck to fill her fking baby fku hole

ChubbyWubby's picture

Someone needs to tell Pamela Anderson that her time has cum and gone and she needs to take her washed up whore ass and exit stage right! She's hit the wall hard

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kred's picture

Corbin has a hernia in his naval.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Is it the liver disease she's got that caused Pammy to age so quickly? She looks like a hag, but used to be a real cutie:

http://www.annabelkarmel.com/files/image/cbc1.jpg (NSFW)

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lifeislikecake's picture

I don't know who the fuck he is, but I really like that Peter Andre dude

Fred Flintstone's picture

Benson is looking beat to shit! No worries - he will pick up a reality show ala Seagal any day.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Fucking Jim Bob Duggar needs to have his dick cut off and surgically permanently inserted in his ass. Michelle Duggar needs to make a fucking hat out of her uterus and where it to bed every fucking night for the rest of her fucking life.

I'mn not saying I have strong feelings about them - but I fucking refuse to even watch trailers for that fucking TV show! TLC or whomever puts that shit on should be run out of the busines.

hamblettamaud's picture

sorry, corbin, those aren't nipples - they're udders.

(sniff this)--------------------------->>> (_!_)

Dgrin's picture

those poor nipples are suffocatin' if that is even a nipple anymore:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/39671/

why do i suddenly feel compassionate about Peter Andre after watching that video?

Snideychick sez:

Madam P, I co-sign what you wrote. It's ridiculous to birth that many babies in this day and age. My Grandparents raised their family on a farm in Northern Sasketchewan, but even they knew to stop at 14!

And WTH is with Miss Pamela? One day she looks like crap and next she looks like hot Pammy from back in the day. Get some consistancy!

Twat Muffin's picture

Madam Pince -- I'm totally with you on the Duggars. People say, oh, they support themselves and they're not accepting any government benefits. Yes, they aren't now, but what about when the Duggars' child army turns 67 and they drain the entire Social Security system? Let me even not get started about how irresponsible it is to overpopulate given global warming and such.

Corbin Bernsen's nipples & bellybutton are freaking me out!!! I don't even like guy nips unless they belong to Chris Meloni.

Whatever's picture

She needs a tad more eyeshadow.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Pammy Ho looks like ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. Urgh.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Yes the fundamentalist Duggars have too many kids and are celebrated for being asstards.

One wonders if they will stop when Michelle's old eggs and Jim-Bob's senile sperm make a Down syndrome baby.

*sips scotch out of paper coffee cup*

Assholes.

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jalynne's picture

thank jeebus Patrick Stump is taking his vocals somewhere else. Fall Out Boy was annoying.

Drew's picture

Dunkin' Donuts rules and everything tastes better, but costs half as much as Starbucks. Hope he got a Dunkacchino (it rules!)

Soultonic's picture

@Miami. He just did an interview with Regis and Kelly and he tried maintaining an American accent throughout the entire interview. He is definitely much more sexier with the European accent.

Actually, pamela "street ho" anderson is using the same makeup artist as Morticia from "The Addams Family".

Btw, thank god the street ho's frankennipple didn't make an appearance in that photo...

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

JRM could dunk my donut anytime.

Miami's picture

@Soul: lol, delish!

Sorry, JA, the Rat Pack would not stop by your house-you're booooring.
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Soultonic's picture

@Miami. Yeah, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is straight. He's dating some girl named Reena Hammer. nom nom nom nom.

snowpiece's picture

WENTY!!!!!!!!!! I have missed you so!!! Where is M.E.???

TEAM PETER ANDRE! Love that guy!

IDK where the pic of sad clown baby was but I think she's very cute also!

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Madam Pince's picture

I disagree with Celebitchy: we have a right to tell the Duggars to stop making babies, because they keep trotting that Godforsaken breeding-stock lifestyle in front of us, courting attention right and left and making money from it. Their choice is NOT sacrosanct when they spend their lives preaching about having kid after kid to build a white right-wing army for their angry God. They drew a target on themselves, and by God, I'm gonna FIRE!!!

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Miami's picture

@Soul: he is Irish but plays an American in some movie I think. Is he straight? Just curious...

sonne's picture

I feel bad for Peter Andre (never thought I'd say that). If someone insinuated shit about my kids, I'd say basically the same. No one messes with my kids. The interview woman was a class A bitch, as is Katie Price/Jordan.

Ih8schmegma's picture

Totally of subject but Nicole Richie's daughter Harlow is so freakin cute. She is one of the most beautiful babies I've even seen. She is going to be a man or lady(depending on her pref) killer when she's grown. Just too too cute!

loozer's picture

I am going to have contact I.T. Pammy's photo is so skanky that it gave my computer an STD.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.

I watched that clip with Peter...he seems to be a genuinely caring guy who loves all 3 of those kids...he should have come back w/that soccer player not ever seeing Harvey EVER and that's why he wanted to adopt. He's hands on with his kids, therefore, Alex would never be able to adopt them...2 different scenerio's she was talking about

Soultonic's picture

I love gorgeous Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The next season of The Tudors is the final one. What's up with the American accent though? He's Irish. Hmmm.

Soultonic's picture

If you don't have the Logo channel like me, then you can watch full episodes of Rupaul's Drag Race on Logo's website:

http://www.logoonline.com/video/episode-1-season-2-gone-with-the-window/...

I just watched their first episode and I must admit I did have a few laughs.

Plecostomus's picture

Oh, finally Fall Out Boy lives up to its name.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I am sick of the duggars. CLOSE YOUR LEGS!
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smokeybaconflavour's picture

OK!!!! That picture of Xtina putting the gum in her mouth is HOT! LOL! Seriously, I'm a big old fag and that shit is turning me on.

Provolone's picture

Carey Mulligan's boobs...*nom nom nom nom*

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Albatross's picture

Classy as always, Pam.

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