Lindsay LoHoarder
Lindsay Lohan sat down with The Insider's Niecy Nash to talk about her mess of a life and also her mess of an apartment. Yes, LiLo is a Hoarder (add a "w" to that if you're feeling extra cunty today). But instead of hoarding cat carcasses and caca-filled diapers (those Hoarders episodes still invade my nightmares), she fills her apartment with shoes, Guitar Hero stuff and clothes.
Niecy, who is also the ringmaster on Clean House, is going to try to help LiLo tame the mess. There's really an easier way for LiLo to get rid of all that shit. Half of it probably isn't even hers, so if you lost anything (even a sock in the dryer) in the past year, just show up to LiLo's den of crackery to pick your shit up.
And maybe it's time to get new people when the only TV show you can get booked on is The Insider and Hoarders.
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you'd think getting geeked up would help her to clean
Some of the footage has been leaked. Gross! Turns out she's got a dozen or more cats too: http://bit.ly/dqrxko
Lindsay hoards celebrities? Does she have Jimmy Hoffa in there? Maybe Michael Jackson and Elvis (they're not dead, you know)?
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
srsly laughing out loud GOD, she's such a parody now, WTF? It seems like just yesterday when I liked her and thought she could have a career as Hollywood's go-to A-list redhead, sort of like Jullianne Moore's. But her fresh face here is a pleasant surprise; too bad it's all great camera filters and lighting.
Lindsay Lohan puts the "Ho" in "Hoarder"!
most of this shit in lilo's house is stolen goods...all the people who lilo has stolen from should come down and claim their stuff before it gets tossed in the trash...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
now this is something i want to watch!
all that clothes and she still looks skanky... weird.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
http://www.twolia.com/shop
Bitch needs to be on intervention not clean house!
I dont know what the hell all this shit is about! Was this dumb twat smoking crack and watching hoarders and got the brillant idea that it could be her comeback roll?
~Pamela~
If Niecy can't set that bitch straight, no one can!
she's so far gone now it actually makes me kind of sad
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
and leggings.. you forgot the leggings
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Submitted by ronnyk on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 6:32pm.
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Rockin' story.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Pathetic...simply pathetic.
Snideychick sez:
Uhm, didn't White Oprah launch a website last year to sell such items? Did it receive few to no hits? Those are my guesses.
"LiLo is a Hoarder (add a "w" to that if you're feeling extra cunty today)."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~ MK, I love you! You are in wonderful form today, my boy!!! *muah*
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
Lindsay could donate all her shoes to Haiti...I'm sure they'd love her pirate hooker boots.
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Wasn't she hell bent on starting over and getting a shit together in private like ... less than a month ago? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?!
Neicy is one of my faves. Clean House gives me nightmares. All that clutter. Yikes. This should be an interesting thing to watch. I'm sure they'll find several crack stashes in that mess. What has Lindsey done to her lips? Lips, eyebrows, bleech... What is the world coming to? I'm frightened. Entertained, but frightened.
Whose genius idea was it to do a mashup of Clean House and Insider? Anything with Niecy is good.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Hopefully her family will put that shit on ebay and then donate the proceeds to a non-profit protecting child sex traffic victims in India.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:38pm.
So she gets a free home make over and free press. Jackpot!!!
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I was waiting for the makeover too! But, then I was like: Wait. This isn't Clean House! Lmao.
Submitted by evoandflash on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:53pm.
Oh cool, looks like we've successfully found the successor to Oprah: Niecy Nash! I'd watch it.
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Me too! And I never watched Oprah. LOVE NIECY!!!
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
I recently heard a police drug squad officer describe the abandoned crack dens that they storm to look for dealers. Toxic chemical fumes, full of human urine and pitbull shit. Stuffed with litter and garbage to hide the drug production. Covered in rat droppings and dirt....
....and they're *still* classier, cleaner and more well-kept than Firecrotch's House of Hoards. Howard Hughes would have chucked his melted Breyer's, trimmed his nails and gnawed through the front door rather that spent twenty seconds in her mess.
Linds couldn't find her own ass with both hands, a flashlight, and OnStar. Never mind a shred of dignity.
She needz to GTFA.
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Wishes for the new year yet to come
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:41pm.
I hope Lindsay dies already....
waiting for her to OD anytime soon.
Bye Lyndz!
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sociopath much?
No true hoarder would ever say "I just have a lot of stuff and I need to get rid of it." Lindsay, you are not a hoarder, you are a lazy coke whore who cares more about where she's partying next then cleaning up her shit everywhere. Maybe will you are cleaning up that crap you can find your purpose and dignity.
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:44pm.
Agreed and agreed. This combination is somehow brilliant.
Love how LowHo's facial expressions show such intense analysis of Niecy's Qs. F-ing hilarious.
oh god, my abs hurt.
I hope Lindsay dies already....
look, if she does, we'll talk about it for 3 mos, 6 tops and then we moved on.....
No more White Oprah, Daddy M Lohan, Miss Ali- Benjamin Button.
The world will be much better.
waiting for her to OD anytime soon.
Bye Lyndz!
Wow, I'm em bare assed for her. Well not really. So is this pathetic interview one of her "projects" that she's so "busy" with. ha
Is your Daddy a real pain in the ass..."That's kind of a sore subject". Hahahaha.
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There's an easy way to get rid of most of that crap. RETURN IT TO THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AND PAID FOR IT.
Vile gutter snipe.
When I watch Mean Girls I cannot believe that she has wasted her talent on drugs.
She HAD a bright future ahead of her, now all she has is a back alley BJ ahead of her. Sad!
Well, at least we know how she has money. She just sells some of that shit.
What's stopping her from donating this stuff?
Hells bells woman, people will even come to your house and pick it up for you!
I find hording repugnant. If you're not using it, and won't use it in the future get rid of it, and stop buying so much stuff.
You can't take it with you.
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
That mess is more evidence of a completely undisciplined individual. Ma and Pa Lohan should never have reproduced. But anyway, homegirl is grown now and needs to get her shit together regardless of who helped her lose it.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Was her voice always so raspy? She's sounding like Miley Cyrus.
I think your career is over when the only gig you can get is to be filmed cleaning your filthy home. Wow, that is the last nail in the Lilo career coffin. HGTV is your new gig... wow.
She is the most beat down, used up, to' up from the flo' up waste of fucking space I've ever seen. She is pathetic and doesn't know it and that is what makes her so fucking insufferable. She's delusional and retarded to boot.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Wow, so her career has resorted to Insider Exclusives? Yikes!
The best part is that she has all her shoes neatly labeled and boxed. Most organized hoarder I've seen!
Oh poor Lindsay! Being a spoilt talentless cunt who's wasted every opportunity every given her is really hard. Poor baby.
fking whore hasnt heard of ebay
Submitted by Caladonia on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 5:51pm.
Love Niecy. Hate Lohan. I wish all the Lohans would die in horrific, violent ways.
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Here's what I'd like to see:
All the Lohans are driving north on the 101 (the part where it's REALLY narrow and winding). In the rear view mirror White Oprah notices a car coming up very fast on them. It's Michael Lohan all fucked! She speeds up to try and get away from her crazy ass ex-husband.
In the south bond lane are the Kardashian whores. White Oprah hits a curve too fast and loses control and is right in the path of the Kardashians. White Orpah tries to quickly steer their car to the right while Kim Kardashian who is drunk off her ass just puts her hands up to her face and screams. Both cars slam into each other head on, ejecting Lindsay out of front window and smashing her head first into the Kardashian cunts car.
Michael Lohan slams on his breaks to avoid hitting the two cars that are now now consumed by flames. His car loses control and smashes the guard rail and he flies off the road.
Waddling along the beach is Perez Hilton. The last thing he sees is Michael Lohan's car flying off the clift and heading straight down on top of him.
The End
ESCALANDO! Bitch has a spare bedroom filled with shoes, stacked them in matching boxes she got at The Container Store, and even placed a picture of the shoe on the outside of each box! She's a coke head who crashes her cars and walks around with no panties, and now THIS! The world is becoming more terrifying every day.
RonnyK & GetSerious -- I couldn't agree with you guys more. Most of that shit was given to her or she stole it. If she's having such money problems, the bitch should shell that shit. On the downside, though, I'm sure it all reeks of dried-up jizz, cigarettes, crack & unwashed ass -- who would want to buy shit like that?
Niecy Nash is the only exciting about The Insider.
Niecy Nash should host The Insider, instead of that boring zzzzzzz Lara Spencer.
A mutual whoring out: Lilo needs publicity and so does Clean House. But I have to say, I do love Clean House, so I'll prolly watch.
I just gave away clothes of mine and shoes that i haven't worn for years, and I have to confess i have a hard time giving stuff up, i first move them to the pile let's see if I'll wear it again...then probably weeks later I decide I'll give them up, even if they don't fit. I hate it.... but that Lilo bitch.... UGH, I'm surprised she hasn't used that to buy blow...
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Anything for publicity I suppose.
Bitch has all of that and still dresses for shit? Life is so effing unfair.