Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids
Last a week, a story about prostitot extraordinaire Noah Cyrus designing a line of lingerie for kids started to make the rounds, but it reached a fever pitch today and now it's everywhere. If the subject line "Noah Cyrus' thongs for toddlers" lands in my inbox one more time, Chris Hansen is going to pop into my living room and ask me to have a seat even though I'm sitting. Chris only knows how to start a conversation with "have a seat." Anyway, this is the story that made pedos percolate and parents explode:
Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture' on Valentine's Day.
Annie Dugourd of Oooh La La Couture (I can't with that name) tells CNBC that Noah is not designing teddies for tykes or bras for babies. Annie went on to say, "It's been devastating for our little company. We're two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate."
Noah's partner in crime Emily Grace does have a line of tutu dresses with OLLC and you can click here to see it. And while it does look like something the 80s spit up after giving Cyndi Lauper cunnilingus, it's not lingerie. It's also not something any child should wear. Correction: It's not something ANYBODY should wear.
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Ha ha some of her outifts are amazing, she's like a little drag queen. Check out some of her favourites here
http://www.rumermills.com/2010/02/06/noah-cyrus-emily-grace-reaves-cloth...
Is it unforgiveable to insult the looks of a 9 year old girl? Well, I won't say it, but I sure am thinking it.
KILL THE LOLITA OPOSSUM!
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I WON'T DO THAT
She sits so ladylike too. She needs a tutu to cover that face.
Good lord! What, orthodontia doesn't exist where they live? Braces, stat!!!!
she needs to launch a line of braces.
I've seen a few interviews with Billy Ray and wifey, it's like having a conversation with robots. Miley has them by the bawls and they know once she is gone, Noah has to step up and be the sugar mama. Sad indeed.
Can't they just remove the teeth from her 'yuck-mouth" and put in dentures?
I thought she was wearing a Halloween Mask.
The poor thing.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Someone needs to tell Noah to hang out with uglier people. That lil girl is not doing her any favours.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:03am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:01am.
What? Even her cousins would rather pork a possum! :o)
---Now you're being unnecessarily cruel. Hasn't the little inbred cretin got enough to contend with??
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:01am.
What? Even her cousins would rather pork a possum! :o)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 5:58am.
I know i shouldnt say this but i'd feel sorry for the Pedo who snatches that kid! Thats a rare sentence.
---I shouldn't say this either but...
I was thinking it'll be a while before she has a sexual experience outside her immediate family, eh?
I know i shouldnt say this but i'd feel sorry for the Pedo who snatches that kid! Thats a rare sentence.
Chris Hansen- "What were you thinking? You picked THAT?"
Submitted by Paige123 on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:50pm.
Billy Ray needs to invest in some braces for Noah.
Yikes she looks like Jack 0 lantern!!!!!!!
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:52pm.
Damn. That child is so hideous even her Uncle Chester the Molester won't diddle her.
Submitted by foghat on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 9:25pm.
man, her face looks like something jim henson would have come up with
Submitted by pomegranate on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:34pm.
I hate to make fun of the children, but SHIT!
Y'all owe me a lung! I just laughed one out of my nostrils!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Do I hear Hugh Hefner jizzing in his diaper?
miley's little army of jon benets and future anna nicoles
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
This thread is by FAR one of the funniest I have read in a while. You lot are on firahhh with the zingers. LOVE it. :)
Noah needs to contact Solange Knowles. They will have soo much fun in the basement with hot glue guns and rhinestones!!!
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
She is so homely that she frightens me!!!
Guys & Gals, seriously, these people are not real, right?
These are some sort of experiment being conducted on the public to figure out if we accept synthetic looking children humanoids as... well... real children, right?
Not only do they look made out of plastic/some other non organic material, they also DO NOT behave like children.
SOMETHING is up with this fuckery.
Damn. That child is so hideous even her Uncle Chester the Molester won't diddle her.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:32pm.
Why doesn't Noah just accept that she's the ugly, untalented one and get in the basement.
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LMAO...cold!
Her head is twice the size as the other childs'...wonder if Billy Ray has offered a trade?
I hate to make fun of the children, but SHIT!
Why doesn't Noah just accept that she's the ugly, untalented one and get in the basement.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Whoever said Noah Cyrus looks like the inbred fugly from the movie Deliverance is dead on.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/deliverance.jpg
But I say she looks more like this cutie:
http://msp157.photobucket.com/albums/t41/smittyco13/Inbred.jpg
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I would love to have the Cyrus daughters prove to me that they are at grade level in their education. That little Noah looks and acts like the kind of horrific brat that only "does" school when she has a new outfit to show off.
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I am not a pussy.
Fuck, she's ugly.
Say what you want about her sister, but even Miley isn't that hard on the eyes. I really hope this is a case of ugly duckling.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
I like to look at a Noah post to do a countdown until someone mentions the term "unfortunate looking".
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
man, her face looks like something jim henson would have come up with
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/
that still doesn't adequately explain to me why they were running around wearing fishnet stockings.
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 8:30pm.
That Cyrus child is very unfortunate looking.
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there is a mix of squirrel pudding in there....
...you know the cyrus'...any fuck will do.
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
...AHhhhhhh...it's a pedophiles dream....I am sure Billy Goat Cyrus read that shilling your daughter in her panties was A-Okay somewhere in the Redneck Bible...
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:47pm.
Wow. Some of you are SO nasty.
This ugly little inbred whore can't help what she is...
Jeeze... Nasty I say, you should feel ashamed!
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Are you sluts talking about me behind my back again???? *taking second look at the lil' Cyrus Gnome like creaturette*... GASP! Oh, well...Then carry on....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If MK just can't with Oooh, La La Couture, imagine a lingerie store called "Shhhhantel." I'm not fuckin kidding, there is a store called that.
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:47pm.
Wow. Some of you are SO nasty.
This ugly little inbred whore can't help what she is...
Jeeze... Nasty I say, you should feel ashamed!
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Holy shit, you guys are KILLING me tonight!!! or maybe this shit just writes itself.... I don't know, but it's been sooo fuckin fun!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
That Cyrus child is very unfortunate looking.
Dear god that child is so much more unfortunate looking than her sister, when will Amerikkka stop paying white trash to act like white trash. I never like to say anything about kids but damn damn damn!
The only thing Noah should be modeling and selling is paper bags that fit snugly over the head.
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"She couldn't clean her image if an archangel gave her a Silkwood scrubdown in the Ganges on a High Holy Day." - Who Datt re: HoHan
That is the worst case of snaggleteefs I've ever seen and I was born in upstate NY, oh the humanity!
I assume that Noah Cyrus is the fugly troll on the right. Then, the blonde girl giving bedroom eyes is the best friend, right?
Billy Ray needs to invest in some braces for Noah.
Yikes she looks like Jack 0 lantern!!!!!!!
that noah kid is just frightening. wonk eye so early on, too.
my condolences.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
wow - that is one hideous looking kid.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
dup
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Wow. Some of you are SO nasty.
This ugly little inbred whore can't help what she is...
Jeeze... Nasty I say, you should feel ashamed!
Love this update by CNBC! She's blaming this on Pigez! Can't stand the Cyrus's, but dislike him even more....hope they sue! :)
Update: Annie Dugourd, co-founder of Ooh, La La! Couture called me to say any plans to make a line of lingerie "is an absolute lie." She says they are making a line of clothing for Emily Grace, but "we only make tutu dresses...there's no lingerie." She blames the story on a blog by Perez Hilton and says, "It's been devastating for our little company. We're two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate." http://cocoperez.com/2010-01-29-noah-cyrus-bff-launch-kiddie-lingerie-co...
Sorry for the double post...
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Fug kid and all kinds of inappropriate. Someone needs to call CPS on Billy Ray and his hillbilly clan.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.