Wednesday, February 3rd 2010
Brandy's Dreadful Eyebrow Situation
In this promo picture for her new Vh1 reality show, Brandy's eyebrows look like an arched cat in heat. She needs to take a q-tip to those things and ease their itch. And by ease their itch, I mean wipe some of her brow pencil off.
They also look like they are trying to kiss her baby hairs. That really isn't right and is all kinds of inappropriate (said in a judgmental Carrie Prejean voice). Grown ass eyebrows should not be trying to cavort with baby hairs. Brandy better check her brows before they end up on some government list.
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Fuck this lousy woman killing bitch..she isnt worth my skidmarks...which ended up on her face!
She is one ugly chick.
If she had been paying attention she wouldn't have killed that woman. I drive that 405/101 intersection all the time. It's not that steep, you just have to be cautious and have your eyes on the road all the time. Driving on the freeways in LA is treacherous, but you must be on top of it. No texting bullshit, etc.
how dreadful is right. i'm crying. *sniff*
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She does look like shit, she should have made them into a uni-brow.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Another useless reality show? Really?
Her eyebrows are going too far down in the middle (towards her nose) in addition to the arch being too high.
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Here is what I think happened. She has a big mouth and they tried to balance her face out with her eyebrows. Fail.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:28am.
Those brows are mahhhhvelous, simply mahhhhvelous!!!
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Those brows are mahhhhvelous, simply mahhhhvelous!!!
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Brandy looks like an Ewok rejected from her clan.
And this photo shows why.
Maybe Ashanti, Foxy Brown and Ja Rule can get her re-ınstated somehow?
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This is a NEW picture? LOL! She better make herself a shank, that girl. She's gonna be needing it.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 5:54am.
Racist??? Her eyebrow's look like shit. WTF EVEER 2010.AHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha! Looks like a truck ran over her forehead! I'm pissing myself here! Noah Cyrus thread is the funniest EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Racist??? Her eyebrow's look like shit. WTF EVEER 2010.AHAHAHAHA
This thread is soooooo racist. If it was a white woman you'd be praising her glorious eyebrows. UGH!
Its 2010 people!
They fade at the centre into the nose slim shady make up. Never seen eyebrow fade before. Weird!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Because of the imagery going on in there I would love to live in MK's head for a day. Eyebrows that look like an arched cat in heat, LOL.
I always thought that she looked like something that should have been destroyed at birth.
Them eyebrows are still better than a bitch's hair situation. Brandy is bald, and that mess on her head ain't nothin but a lace front wig.
& when did baby hair come back?! The Jacksons and DeBarge when they rocked that shit 20+ years ago. Tyra and Brandy are menaces to society with those baby hair lace front abortions they wear. In this case, Beyonce (and her half sister Kelly) are women to learn from. They rock wigs like the pros they are...
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 6:54pm.
People, it was a multi car accident, where the 405 intersects the 101, there are pileups on that steep downhill grade everyday. People die in car crashes, it's a fact.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 8:37pm.
Um, there's no steep hill there.
But, anyway, she caused it. Can we brand her with a "M" or something or demand she gives some of the money to the family? I won't be watching that one. Sorry. People who kill people recklessly (I am looking at you too Rebecca Gayheart) should not get tv shows.
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Um, yes there is. Try driving north on the 405 and check it out. If Brandy was in fact driving 65mph - she was driving the speed limit. People are constantly in smash ups in the exact location: not only are they gaining speed going downhill, drivers are merging all over the place trying to jump onto two different freeways, and trying to dodge the ones getting on. People who kill people recklessly shouldn't get TV shows? How are the two related? And aren't half of the TV shows killing people with guns and everything but cars? Matthew Broderick killed a bitch and her mom recklessly where should his career be? Look I am no Brandy fan, and I don't even own a TV, nor have a been in a car crash, but shit happens. Look at Brandy's brows.
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She looks like a baby racoon preparing to nurse.
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I think this means her music career is over. She should come out with an eyeliner line called 'Brow:ndy.'
No you did not say "baby hairs"! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
why does brandy need a reality show? she should be like ray j and find someone to pee on...and voila! instant stardom!
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She'd better not ever get with Al B. Sure and procreate
They used to be worse when she was a teen on her tv show.
I think she's attempting to make her eyes look not so freakishly far apart like a mantis and I appreciate that.
but I still listen to some of her music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY
Is it not PC to say that Michelle Obama's eyebrows are up for Sharpie's Chola of the Year?
Why are they never discussed.
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Did she get an extreme brow lift, or are those completely drawn on?
those look like the same ones ray j painted on kim kardashian with his dick
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Boosums boosums boosums. I thought maybe y'all were talking about *Brandy's* boobs. I totally missed the fact that there was anybody else in the picture. All I could see were teeth, lips, eye brown-streaks and that hairline that looks like a bad wig under a pair of nylons.
Submitted by mitchyul on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:31pm.
Who sat on her face and left skid marks?
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Thank you! I couldn't put my finger on what those shapes over her eyes reminded me of. It's like when someone wipes with the TP too high and the shit stains ends up showing on either side of their plumber's cleavage. Not something you see everyday. Thank god.
I wonder where her natural eyebrows were. Must have been pretty bad for them to shave them off and draw that mess in. Maybe they could transplant some of those baby hairs to where her eyebrows should be.
I don't know she could have her uses...I mean couldn't we shut down a freeway for a few hours but for Lohan, Parasite, et al and have Brandy and Rebecca Gayheart et al up in there? We could televise the whole thing..
We'd have an announcer..."and it looks like that's Blohan's car making an illegal pass but...HO MY GOD! Would you look at that folks??? Blohan just got Gayhearted but not in the way she's used to... No SamRo here...Talk about some SamRoast though...Check out those FIRECROTCH flames...Yeah, she's toast...
IT.WOULD.BE.MAHVAHLOUS.
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Those eyebrows are distracting enough to cause a car accident. No wait. Brandy does that anyway.
Wow, how did they achieve that gradient effect in the middle?
Also, the hairline is a situation too. It's eating away at the forehead! It's the anti-Riri-tenhead.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 6:54pm.
People, it was a multi car accident, where the 405 intersects the 101, there are pileups on that steep downhill grade everyday. People die in car crashes, it's a fact.
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Um, there's no steep hill there.
But, anyway, she caused it. Can we brand her with a "M" or something or demand she gives some of the money to the family? I won't be watching that one. Sorry. People who kill people recklessly (I am looking at you too Rebecca Gayheart) should not get tv shows.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 6:39pm.
Spooky! They kind of just disappear between her eyes.
What's her reality show like? Contestants try to avoid being run down by a driving Brandy?
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the new contestants have to dress like traffic cones.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
I've always thought she was butt fucking ugly. Now I see how right I was.
What the hell is up with those eyebrows? Looks like she drew on a unibrow and hugged her momma and smudged a bit. Don't folks know where their eyebrows are supposed to be? That just ain't right.
http://realitytv.about.com/b/2010/02/03/brandy-and-ray-j-team-up-for-a-n...
I always thought she looked like a praying mantis
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Can someone explain to me WHY Brandy needs a reality show? Haven't we been cursed enough with "Moesha" and her stupid Ray J's crap? Ugh. What the hell is her show going to be about?
Submitted by billy simmons on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 7:56pm.
those are her mom's boobs.
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mkay. is she still breast feeding or what?
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OMG, eyebrows like Ronald McDonald or Divine are just not cool.
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those are her mom's boobs.
This bitch stole Eddie Munster's eyebrows. The bitch must die!
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Baby hairs are the little hairs that she combed down to her forehead. They are called that because they are short and a much finer texture than the rest of the hair on a person's head.
Anyway---WTF is up with those shits? They have perfect 90 degree angles.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 6:39pm.
Spooky! They kind of just disappear between her eyes.
What's her reality show like? Contestants try to avoid being run down by a driving Brandy?
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the new contestants have to dress like traffic cones.
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I bet she can start fires just by waggling those eyebrows!
And WHAT is with those bosoms in that picture?!? Is she about to bury her face in them?
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Ick. Nast.
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Who sat on her face and left skid marks?