What In The Asian Kardashian Hell?
America's newest favorite pastime is making over the deep fried Butterfingers of Jersey Shore. Everyone is trying to de-guido them, but Snooki's makeover from Inside Edition is the most drastic. They deflated her poof, removed the layers of bronzer off her face with a sandblaster and replaced her Ed Hardy rags with leftovers from Nordstrom Rack. Speaking of that dress, how is she going to flip her crotch on the dancefloor in that thing? Or run when a hippo comes charging at her?
The only thing they couldn't erase was her duckface. It's permanent. You can kill the poof, but you can't kill the duckface! The day Snooki's duckface dies is the day MySpace packs up their shit and goes home.
And if you thought Snooki looks like a Cathay Pacific flight attendant who makes strong drinks in the picture above, look at what they did to her here:
They turned her into Tiger Woods' mom!!!!! Actually, that's an improvement because Tiger's mom is made of poly-blend silk and elegance.
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I wouldn't be so hard on her if I hadn't seen her arrogantly claim that she is very good-looking and "hot".
Bitch, please, don't even.
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Snooki gives hope to all the talentless, troll-looking dummies out there that they too can be on t.v.
Her picture should go next to "lucky break" in the dictionary.
Oh and she is Chilean, not Italian. You can really see it in these pics.
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That gray dress does not fit her big fake boobs in any way, it looks ridiculous. Seriously, is she Asian?
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Snooki looks like La Pequena
Why did they think slicking her hair back and giving her my Nana's work clothes to wear is a make over? It looks like the only club shes getting into is AARP.
This is the best this pudgy little ho ever looked.
I had no idea she WAS Asian even...the excessive bronzer made her look vaguely Cambodia tho!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Snooki is a person?!?!
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Why is it famous? She should be in an Orkin commercial...as the villain. Kill that bug, Orkin man! It's terrorizing an entire nation.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Terrianne! That explains A LOT!! Her face is clearly "South Americanesque" now that I look closer, yes, Chilean, Equadorian, Honduras...etc..
I had my finger on the pulse from the get go, I must have a good Hispanic radar. I thought she can't be Sicilian!
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Alos, all tidied up she looks like parminder nagra. Ick. Nast.
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What is wrong with her feet? I really don't get it. She looks almost sweet in the 2nd photo.
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she needs to get rid of the implants she is far too short and tubby to have boobs that big
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
awww snooki looks great, at least a lot better
LOVE YA SNOOKS!
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
please oh please don't take the snook out of snooki! she's so elivra...ish. love her.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 9:52am.
Is it me or does the new Snookie look "Mexican" or some type of Hispanic as Peter Griffin would say.
I read somewhere she was actually Chilean and was adopted by her Italian parents? Not sure how true it is just a thought.
This little skank has the same midget-like qualities that Hayden Pantyhose has, which I don't find very attractive.
She looks lıke a VERY bad Kım Kardassıan/Tıla Tequıla skank hybrıd!
They forgot the brown bag.
EPIC FAIL!
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Who the hell is this troll? There used to be a time when only beautiful people were shown on TV. Now it is anything goes. Pity.
Is that Franke, the guy that does Bethany's hair from the Real House Wives of New York?? Lucky bitch!!
Snookie looks beautiful!!!
*swoon*
I bet her tank ass is all sorts of fun from behind :D
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A polished turd.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 9:52am.
Is it me or does the new Snookie look "Mexican" or some type of Hispanic as Peter Griffin would say.
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She does look kinda Latina.
Sadly, not the "Wise" kind.
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Her upper-lip screams elecrolysis.
Is it me or does the new Snookie look "Mexican" or some type of Hispanic as Peter Griffin would say.
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If you hadn't of told ,e who it was I don't think I would have recognized her. Putting a bag over her head would have been the biggest improvement.
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her hair line is curious
TEAM SNOOKIE!
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damn she DOES look like a Cathay Pacific flight attendant! I'll be damned
Talk about trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Did they use one of Snooki's own ears?
Her hair looks much better but she's still wearing purple eye shadow. And, my gawd, but all of those shoes are hideous. And they should've gone up a size for that gray dress.
You know, I don't even watch this show. And yet I still can't resist posting a detailed analysis of Snooki's makeover. What the hell is wrong with me?
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UGH. I'm sick to death of seeing these Jersey Shore idiots every-fucking-where.
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They couldn't find better shoes than that? I guess horse shoes are hard to come by these days.
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Submitted by original putas on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:53am.
Good. Plus this can only mean one thing: the watch me lose 20 pounds fest is on its way.
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Removing her head alone should make her lose 50.
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Good. Plus this can only mean one thing: the watch me lose 20 pounds fest is on its way. Which is also a great idea, because Snooki is a fat dumpy little thing.
Maybe it's just early and I'm on a clementine high, but the guy banging her hair is hot. I'd hit it with the lights on.
Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 7:47am.
they should not photograph her feet.
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Maybe they shouldn't photograph her at all and leave her in the realm of our fevered imaginations where she belongs.
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 7:47am.
they should not photograph her feet.
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Yeah and that nail polish isn't doing her any favours either.
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This woman-child has no neck, but tons of boobage with which to support her head, so in the end, it seems to work (at least mechanically.)
I'm thinking that her spinal cord is 2.6' MAX.
And the "photographer" who snapped that second pic (aka "Tiger's mum") is most unprofessional. The crook of her legs leads one to believe she simply has none. Her legs should have been elongated, not allowed to bend. My eyes travelled down her stump-thighs to her chubby calves to her doll-feet and were abruptly left hanging.
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I SO saw this coming from a million miles away. And you KNOW the next thing is her own show. I can read these fuckers like the back of my own hand.
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I hope this pig doesn't actually think she's hot
they should not photograph her feet. they're like small fat sausages stuffed those shoes. the pic on the couch looks really good....until you see the feet!!!
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Still has the mustache and mutton-chops.
In that picture where she's sitting on a couch it looks as if she's being attacked by her own ta tas. Great stuff to start off your day with. Another coffee and I'm good to go.
Oopth - I was speaking of the JS skanks, not this site.
Why do you people give this thing the time of day?? Stop it, MK - pweeze.