Mah Boo Is Not A Member Of The Pickle Guild
When the harsh realities of the world start to fade Anderson Cooper's giggle, he switches on an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta to him pick up again. Nothing makes his tonsils palpitate like a visit from NeNe Leakes. Because of this, one might think that Jersey Shore's Snooki also has the same effect on Mah Boo. Survey says...NEGATIVE! Mah Boo is much too much of a refined gentlemen to go dumpster diving with those pieces of trash.
During last night's Mah Boo 369me, Andy said that everything he knows about Jersey Shore he learned from the pop culture master class known as The Soup and he plans to keep it at that! Mah Boo even snapped Snooki's thong strap by saying she's so down to earth that she's in the gutter. Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn.
And since we're on the subject of Mah Boo, Gawker posted a story from The National Enquirer yesterday about Andy and his piece possibly adopting a child from Haiti. I really don't have anything to add, but I will say that if this comes true my farewell to the internet party will be held in the banquet room at Bullwinkle's. I will have no choice but to devote the rest of my life to taking care of Haitian babies. Specifically, Haitian babies adopted by a certain silver unicorn who lives in a firehouse. Mah Boo is going to need a gaymanny.
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Mike...love when you comment on Anderson Cooper..
whenever I see him,,,I can just hear you saying "ma boo""...and never really heard you say it,,only read it!!
@Jayda...ITA! I love how my 3 guys - MK, AC & Joel are interconnected
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I love how he watches The Soup
Kim Kardashian??!! He stole that from you, MK!!! He did that on purpose so you would extort him for sex.
"Like a petri dish."
As a science student, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 1:22pm.
WTF? "faggot"? Is that necessary?
Yes, Anderson, it is.
I love AC. I watched him all week with my elderly father on vacation and he was working his ass off in Haiti. He is a rich boy heiress and doesn't need to lift a finger due to his Vanderbilt money, yet he was out in Haiti for two weeks. He is just so fucking awesome. I wanna be his fag hag.
I also totally agree with him. I refuse to watch that fucking trash Jersey Shore with that fat little ho. MTV is such a piece of shit for promoting that show.
Fairie Poppins?
hahahhahahaha
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http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
The silver haired fox is not into oompa loompas.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:20pm.
FRESH FROM TWATTER!!!!
@andersoncooper From ac: while the plight of children in Haiti has touched us all, stories about me adopting a baby are completely false.
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Well, how disappointing.
This just proves rich boys like Anderson are conservative, after all. And that he wants to have a baby with his boyfriend the old-fashioned way: through hot sweaty monkey sex!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
FRESH FROM TWATTER!!!!
@andersoncooper From ac: while the plight of children in Haiti has touched us all, stories about me adopting a baby are completely false.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 2:07pm.
I'm trying to imagine MK looking after a baby, but my brain keeps seizing up.
The anti- Mary Poppins.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.
Fairie Poppins?
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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I'm trying to imagine MK looking after a baby, but my brain keeps seizing up.
The anti- Mary Poppins.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
In a perfect world, MK would be AC's boo. I bet he reads this site and giggles at MK's crush on him.
MK, why Anderson hasn't swept you off your feet is beyond me. You would make him laugh day and night. That's how Roger Rabbit scored Jessica!
Cheesus, it's like Anderson ran over the haters puppehs or something.
WTF? "faggot"? Is that necessary?
Some of y'all just be h8in' cuz y'all be JELUS!!!!
BAWK!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Kim Kardashian-esque"
The common folk add "-ish" to the end of words but elegant men like Anderson Cooper add "-esque."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:23am.
He may not like Snooky, but based on is taste in tricks...you can bet your ass he jerks off to The Situation.
good one!!...make that jerks off TWICE and throws the cleanup towel on the floor of his firehouse.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
love anderson but who the hell is the guy that takes his place whenever he is out? i get so annoyed when i turn to AC360 and he's on, he's like anderson's ugly halfbrother.
LOL @ Andy blaming The Soup over and over again for his knowledge of all things Snookers and The Situation. Mendacity!!
I love Anderson Cooper! Quit snarking on Andy...he is wonderful!
UMMMMM I DON'T HAVE A LIFE WITHOUT DLISTED. MK I CAN"T SURVIVE WITHOUT THE YOUR SWEET NECTAR OF SNARK AND SKANK.
DON'T EVEN PLAY.
I can't believe some of you are dissing the Boo! The Boo is delicious.
@Stan Hooper: LOLZ.
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OH HEEEELLLL NAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! No fucking way on earth. That would be like eating a skeezy gas station hot dog when you could be have a 4 course meal. BLASPHEMY!
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
What a lucky little baby to have Anderson for a dad & MK as a manny!
That would be the very best.
Yet another clip to demonstrate why I fucking hate this piece of shit old money closet case. You know this faggot has every single episode of Jersey Shore stored on his tivo but he, as always, likes to pretend he's above it all. Yeah the Jersey Shore crew are trashy. Sorry Andypoo, we can't all be born heirs to fortunes. It must be so difficult for him to have to see commoners on tv when clearly it is a medium meant for his blue blood. Whatever, bitch, you're not so dignified with your face buried in the raunchy ass of one of your tricks. And really AC is the last person who should mock someone for their skin tone, fucking albino sack of shit. DIE! DIE! DIE!
Oh, MK; I have faith that you can be a gaymanny, continue with DListed, and have an affair with Your Boo gaymanny employer behind his hot piece's back all at the same time ;)
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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU
I second what Elmo533 said. What will I do at work then if Dlisted gets "dlisted".
I miss Erica Hill. I had a mad crush on her while I was pregnant, turns out she was pregnant, so it probably was my son falling in love with her fetus.
Freaking crazy, but now I don't have women crushes. Jayson is out on his own now..looking at the ladies...feasting his baby eyes..
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:23am.
He may not like Snooky, but based on is taste in tricks...you can bet your ass he jerks off to The Situation
ahahahahahahhaha
TEAM SNOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ petri dish tho
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:44am.
MK to end Dlisted? What the hell am I going to do at work then?
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There's always that other Pepto Bismol celeb-blog site. I hear it's VERY popular.
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
MK to end Dlisted? What the hell am I going to do at work then?
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
I LOVES hearing about MK's obsession with Anderboo. *sticks out tongue at like-wow*
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:32am.
A foot, maybe up to two feet of snow expected in DC tomorrow.
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I have a friend in the ski equip business that lives there, he's thrilled about the weather. lol
Good luck with the snow! *puts on tank top and shorts in FL*
Andy is a mouth-breather. Watch him conducting his meticulous "interviews". He cannot close his razor-thin lips. Drives me into a fuckin' frenzy.
Bitch might look into recon surgery or, at very least, Invisalign.
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
passed out....resumes hyperventilating at the thought of life without Dlisted.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
If I had kids, I would totally want a gaymanny like you, MK.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Oh Boo...you just LOVE to watch a show about ghetto gold diggers (ATL Housewives) but you're too good to watch a show about young Italian fools.
Boo boo...your such a drag queen (Z Formation Snap!).
A foot, maybe up to two feet of snow expected in DC tomorrow. That means a weekend of food, beef stew, cake and pie and ice cream, chicken wings and baby back ribs (oh yes, I will grill outside, i am a commando), tuscan bean soup or gumbo. This will the best Super Bowl weekend. Hoorayyyyyy!!!
I miss Erica Hill.
MEEEOOWWW I don't care how fucking bitchy he gets, I think he's great.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
MK you can obsess all you'd like about your boo. I, for one, can totally see you holding the love child in one hand while you sniff his closet.
Team: True Lurve XOXOXOXOXO
That just made my morning.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
He may not like Snooky, but based on is taste in tricks...you can bet your ass he jerks off to The Situation.
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"You can ring my belllllll" - Anita Ward
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0PamtXZO70
jackhat, you shoulda seen Anderson on Regis & Kelly dishing the LOHANS.
He don't mind.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I never thought of Anderson Cooper as a newscaster in the same realm as Walter Cronkite.
To me he's just a model that happens to speak news. Nothing more. Sorry MK.
Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 10:19am.
Dear MK, please stop fantasizing about that whithered old piece you call Mah Boo in public. The rest of us vomit in unison each time pimp this fake ass newscaster ho.
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Dayum! Speaking of releasing their inner cuntiness...
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
little coop can be quite the snarky bitch...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Dear MK, please stop fantasizing about that whithered old piece you call Mah Boo in public. The rest of us vomit in unison each time U pimp this fake ass newscaster ho.