Reese's Pieces
Since the most action Reese Witherspoon ever got from Jakey Poo was a pedicure while watching a Sex and the City re-run on TBS, she has dove head first into the dating pool. And apparently, Reese doesn't care if the pool is chlorine-free and filled with dying gnats, because Star says she has quenched her thirst for penis by knocking it with the manwhore of Hollywood Gerard Butler. Gerry can officially change his life tagline to: THE BUTLER DID EVERYTHING!
A source tells Star that Reese and Gerry first met to discuss working together on some movie. It didn't take long for them to go from flipping script pages to flipping each other in Gerry's bed. The source went on to say that Reese isn't calling her lawyers to draw up a beard contract, because she only sees Gerry as a fuck-time partner and nothing more. “Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it," says the source.
Well, whether Reese likes it or not, Gerry will always have a special place in her vagina, because he will be known as the first man who gave her crabs. When Gerry sticks the tip in, a bottle of RID falls on your head.
And Gerry isn't Reese's only piece of the moment. People claims that Reese and a talent agent who goes by the name Jim Toth got a little closer at dinner last Thursday. Some nosy bitch said, "They were having a lot of fun, totally getting along and laughing and talking the whole dinner. Reese seemed very happy. She was smiling all dinner. The mood was upbeat and really good." One of Jim's friends added that it was just a date and nothing serious.
I bet Reese is the one who leaned over at dinner and said to Jim, "I'm only looking for hard dick so don't get too attached." America's SweetTART. I never figured Reese for the type. And I don't know if I still do. But I'll choose to believe for entertainment purposes only.
And after being with Jakey for a million plus years, it's not a bad thing that Reese is adding a few more miles to her crotchdometer.
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I love Reese, but I totally get the gay vibe from her....it would not surprise me at all if she was bearding for Jake the whole time they were "together". Much as I think Jake is a STUD, he's probably a homo...they're both good actors, but more eye candy than anything, why not beard for eachother if that's what they want to do?
I have never heard of the guy in the white shirt, but I can't believe how gay he looks. Not just gay. Like a power bottom who steals the boyfreinds and other tricks from trashy bottoms like MK. How come I'm the only one noticing this?
You know, I would like to see Reese ho'ing it up a little bit more. She could slowly morph into Kate Hudson, or even Sienna Miller.
" Reese's Pieces "
Ahhhaaahaaaahaaaaaa MK.
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"Gerry can officially change his life tagline to: THE BUTLER DID EVERYTHING!"
...For the LOL.
God I hope this isn't true.... this guy is worse than Vince Vaughen!
What's the name of a man-skank? Tiger?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
the guy on the right looks like a younger leaner Billy Zane. GB is getting fuglier by the hour...he used to be so hot. Fucking too much does make people look older and used up.
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Just out of curiosity, how does everyone know that Gerard Butler is so great in bed? I mean, in this thread alone, he's been called "legendary" "throws a good fuck." Am I missing something here?
God I hate her,There is absolutely nothing sexy about Reese. I could just see her reading a Readers Digest while you’re pumping her.
“Oh did you know the Yucatan caterpillar walks an average 2.35 mile per day..interesting”
Fucking bitch, I’ll never get another hard-on again!
Gerard would hit anything, but I can't see Reese even remotely interested in Gerard. I bet she gets back together with Jake and they get married...she's too prissy to be single!
That other guy looks weirdly like Billy Zane.
I completely checked out before I even read a line. I feel bad that I find Reese so BORING.
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Submitted by Plecostomus: "Chinnyspoon should go out with a REAL man, not pretty pretty boys.
I'm thinking Rosie O'Donnell, for starters."
Bwaaaahhahahahaha!
Submitted by JPRX on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 12:44pm.
Gerard is still a step up from the Prince of Persia.
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King of Sparta trumps Prince of Persia one more time.
But this - THIS IS MADNESS!!!
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Gerard is still a step up from the Prince of Persia.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 12:24pm.
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Are u speaking from experience?
You may be right about Gerard but every picture i see him of him is really off putting.
I usually hate manhos, but I can't hate Gerard. Maybe it's because he actually seems fairly nice even if he will stick it anywhere.
As for Reese, I never bought that sweetheart shit. I always thought of her as being someone who would break your fingers if she needed something.
Plecostomus, don't forget those Twilight pretty boys.
Gerard's the type of guy who disgusts women with his come ons before they realize he's not that bad a guy.
He makes them laugh, loosens them up then leans in and casually whispers in their ear how much he's packing .
And women cave in almost everytime, they wanna ride, they wanna get pounded at least once. It's so true.
Are there nude photos of Gerard?
Gerard is a homosexual!!
Can't open Raul's link.
Cousin Bubba and Uncle Billy Bob are gonna be disappointed.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
I can hardly blame Reese for hooking up wıth BUTTler.
Sure he may not be as good-looking as what she ıs used to, but she certainly doesn't have to wonder which way hıs bread ıs buttered.
But she mıght want to scald her snatch ın a tub afterwards!
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Who can blame Reese for taking a whack at Gerry. Girlfriend has been living on a diet of melba toast, lifewater, and edamame for the last 3 years.....now it's time for some high-calorie FUN. Yes - One would have to pay a quick visit to the drug store for Herpacin, but WTF? it's only once (possibly twice). Steel-cut oatmeal everyday is certainly good for you, but a plate full of greasy bacon and eggs (over easy)sure cures a love-hangover, and I'll bet Gerry can serve it up real good!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I doubt this story is true. The only truth is that she might be Jake's beard. That's about it.
Wow, it's not ok for parents to post on here?
Imma gonna rent Freeway this weekend, just cuz.
I thought that the rumours were she was shagging her female coach?
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:36am.
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Pleco, it figures it was you! You so smart! Yes, I think these guys are rumors and/or little flings and she will soon be with a man who looks like he waxes, plucks, bronzes, and gets manicures. I can't wait! LOL @ Justin Beiber!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:24am.
HI! JAKEY WILL MANAGE. They should go get Ledger's body out of the grave and shoot Brokeback Mountain 2: Zombie Love
LOL! Jake and Heath made such a good couple.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:31am.
Whoever said her men area always prettier than her...you're totally right! Not that she's bad looking, but damn! She sure has a type!
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I said that. And if she's into pretty pretty boys, then wtf is she doin' with Butler? Shouldn't she be out disproving Efron's gayness? Or devirginizing a Jonas brother? Or smacking that Justin Bieber munchkin around?
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I know! If Reese wants a pretty boy, she should cradle rob and hook up with the ultimate pretty boy, Mr. Zac Efron! YAY! How much attention would that couple get, huh? It would be AWESOME. What's the age gap there, 15 years? 10?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:30am.
lifeslikecake - WTF are you, 15?
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jacky I'll have you know that I am 26.75 and there will never be a baby coming out of THIS bagina!
every time gerard butler hits my computer screen, my junk says "yum!"
yeah, he may be flabby and dirty, but i can't argue with my private arts.
he's definitely a "hit it and quit it" - but still....i just want to bite him.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:24am.
They should go get Ledger's body out of the grave and shoot Brokeback Mountain 2: Zombie Love. So fucking hot. Zombies fucking and sweating all over each other. Shit.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
DAMMIT, sucky, you made me spew coffee all over my monitor.
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Sorry, I can't hate on Reese.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:28am.
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You say HAVE CHILDREN like it's the equivalent of HAVING SWINE FLU.
I don't even have kids, but weird reaction much?
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I love Reese because she's an uptight beyotch and not afraid to own up to it. I wonder if Jakey's pee pee ever touched her lady bits. Meh, prolly not. The Toth dude is cute.
Whoever said her men area always prettier than her...you're totally right! Not that she's bad looking, but damn! She sure has a type!
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:28am.
some of you people have CHILDREN?!!
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if by have you mean eat, then yes.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jackie-Doh trying to play one on daddy.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
lifeslikecake - WTF are you, 15?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
some of you people have CHILDREN?!!
oh lord. sucky, Im afraid you might get flamed for that one, this site was awash with tears and suicide when he died.
yeah, I'm not sure I like getting POUNDED by a flabby sweaty Scot with his eyes too close together.
LOL Jack, she is just like her mon, or her step mom, or alllllll women! stiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllll
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:21am.
hi sucky!!
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HI! JAKEY WILL MANAGE. They should go get Ledger's body out of the grave and shoot Brokeback Mountain 2: Zombie Love. So fucking hot. Zombies fucking and sweating all over each other. Shit.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
aahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa snowy! you TRAMP!
snowy - my daughter just emailed me (she is grounded from the computer)... and I said WTH are you doing and what class are you in right now?! she said I just miss my daddy (CON!) and I'm in "computer sumthing 101".
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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THANK YOU...there's just something about her I just don't care for.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 11:18am.
ugh GB is soooo not sexy to me, I mean I'd prolly fuck him, don't get me wrong but afterward I'd sit in the bathtub shaking & crying with the shower scalding me "clean"
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Whatever don't even be like that.He would fuck you into next Tuesday, they'd have to sew your pussy lips together. Yeah you MIGHT end up in the tub like that, but your pussy would be all swollen and throbbing afterward. You know it. I get a feeling he's a pounder, he can't fuck you tender, he's gotta POUND YOU, and you would love it, YOU WOULD LOVE ITTTT
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
hi sucky!!
I don't like this cunt. She broke a gay man's heart. Who will Jake get pedicures with now?
BUT. the men she seems to be attracting are just as cunty, so have AT IT bitch.