Afternoon Crumbs

reene looks better

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Celebrity News

What, wait! Casey Johnson gets her own RIP post, but Frances Reid doesn't? A lot of us grew up with Mrs. Horton and the most that she gets is one line at the bottom of the afternoon crumbs?

WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS?!?!?

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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]

Renee Zellwegger looks better. Perhaps a little surgically refreshed.

I seem to remember seeing pictures of Bradley Cooper putting his dog in a crate in the back of a car and just assumed he was sending him for boarding at a kennel. I wonder if he was sending him to the gas chamber. :(

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 9:06am.

@ ZiggyStardust

Yeah, I don't get Twitter either. It bothered me to see CNN rely on it as a base for public opinion. Because LickMYBalls69
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This is a little off-topic but I just saw this comedian talking about his gf talking about her problems with her online friends....and he's all:

You really do that? Are you nuts? And she says: They're my friends! They help me! And he says (to the audience): Yeah, but you gotta see this shit....she's all online telling her friends that we just had a miscarriage and she's like "O, I'm really super sad about it and scared to try again - what do think I should do, cumdumpster81?"...

LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

@ ZiggyStardust

Yeah, I don't get Twitter either. It bothered me to see CNN rely on it as a base for public opinion. Because LickMYBalls69 really has something important to say...

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"Help control the pet population: Teach your dog abstinence." -- Stephen Colbert

Dita loves to brag about money. It's her thang. I know that she doesn't spend that all in one swing for one dress - probably amounts to all that with swarovski crystals. It helps that she has her friend, Catherine do the manual work of putting the swarovskis on. And Dita milks all the designers for freebies (as would I), but she doesn't have THAT much money. Trust. Dita's straight from the trailer, and girls from the trailer park like that get off on money and talk of money more than sex.

Seriously, Dita? It must help to have several billionaire "fans" who are willing to fund her performances.

"... or a really hot officer which means I would've been turned down in 2 seconds flat. ... Nick and I need less bad gay porn in our lives."

ROFLMAO

Michael K, you're so funny!!!

Forget about Mel's anti-semitism and overall dickish behavior, I am just surprised that he aged so badly.

Forget about Mel's anti-semitism and overall dickish behavior, I am just surprised that he aged so badly.

Dear Lainey,

Get humble, right now.

Okay, you won't need that because, frankly, you've already made it.

You can buy your a little bit expensive home somewhere in Canada, get to cover a 'majah' event once in a blue moon, run some torch for the winter olympics(read: not as big as THE SUMMER OLYMPICS, sorry.)

Anyway, fine.

Be that way.

Write better. Stop brown nosing.

Wow, way to be edgy and new age, Fishy. Meat-free Mondays, the companion to Meat-free Fridays, otherwise known as BEING CATHOLIC.

Fucking pretentious slag-trap.

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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun

Omg Alice Horton died? :( I watched Days for 24 years and just quit watching last summer...mostly because they got rid of all the old legends. Loved her. RIP Frances.

Am I the only one who wants to bitch slap anderson pooper?

Oh Please...Dita Von Teese couldnt afford $70,000 on a dress just based on her burlesque show income...

She must do special private parties for Marilyn Manson type wealthy creepers....

Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 4:44pm.
These fucking actors... They have the world by the balls, and yet they just can't help but fuck it up.

I look at Tom Cruise and all I see is a Jim-Jones-like cult leader.

I look at Morgan Freeman and I see a granddaughter bangin' perv.

I look at Mel and I see a drunken hate monger.

Jerkoffs, one and all... The list goes on and on, but these are three cinematic pop-culture icons who have turned into punchlines.

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Cosign!! Sadness (and patheticness) indeed!! :(

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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

OH RLY TWAT JONAS!.... lets not go there. You fucking loose you 5 month turd. Shut your deformed fucking twat of a mouth. ass fart.

no me jodas!

I wonder what's in that bottle in HoHan's bag.

@Mad Max is still madder than ever.

You never know when a Jew will fall from the sky and attack you.

@Sam Worthington.

I've had my eye on this hot boy since Terminator. Can't wait to see the remak of Clash of the Titans. Fantastic classic!

Amy Winehouse would make a great Medussa.

These fucking actors... They have the world by the balls, and yet they just can't help but fuck it up.

I look at Tom Cruise and all I see is a Jim-Jones-like cult leader.

I look at Morgan Freeman and I see a granddaughter bangin' perv.

I look at Mel and I see a drunken hate monger.

Jerkoffs, one and all... The list goes on and on, but these are three cinematic pop-culture icons who have turned into punchlines.

Submitted by SF_Mike on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 4:03pm.

Glad those pics of Sam Worthington were there to help make up for my sadness over the passing of Frances Reid. I grew up on "Days". She was a legend.

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Sam doesn't fucking do it for me for some reason. Don't get me wrong, I would still lick those ballz, but I would be kind of sad the entire time.

Mel was ON SUMMINK during that telly interview. The big ol' SNORT at the end should give it away.

"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

CandyPerfumeGirl, so true. I too considered Mel Gibson pretty much untouchable. A real man..I thought. Now he's a freaking joke. I cringe when I see his billboards for his new movie. He's so vile. I can't stand him. That interview just sealed the deal for me.

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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.

Sam Worthington - NOMNOMNOMNOM - even sexier without all that blue gunk ;)

Dita von Teese - pfft; boring nouveau riche trash - what a surprise!!

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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

Glad those pics of Sam Worthington were there to help make up for my sadness over the passing of Frances Reid. I grew up on "Days". She was a legend.

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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.

@ Ziggy

I hear you. I don't know what the big deal is. I hate how people won't ever answer their fucking phones, or reply to emails, but they'll be online all day updating their Shitter.

I also had hopes for human kind in this century, but then Crocs came out, and later on Twitter and Facebook.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 3:40pm.
I'd let Sam Worthington do awful, nasty, dirty things to me.

*furiously masturbates*

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 3:41pm.
WOULD COMPLETELY FUCK SAM WORTHINGTON. INSIDE AND OUT.

--looks like this sam worthington is gonna be the meat in a dlister sandwich!

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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0

nooooo, alice horton/frances reid passed? i hope they put her horton HBIC ornament in her casket with her. this gives me the sads. alice horton was a lumi fan and so am i. days just isn't the same.

ps, mel, in today's sun-times, is now saying his "asshole" was aimed at his publicist who was making faces off camera and not dean richards. spin, spin baby!

It really wouldn't surprise me if Mel had a brain tumour.

He has never been a great actor, so I don't believe that he could have kept that rotten core hidden for so many years.

Personality changes like that rarely occur without some kind of neurological degradation.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Mel Gibson really is an asshole. I dont get what happened to him. Maybe he has always been that way? I saw an interview with him yesterday where he called the interviewer an "asshole" after the interview was done but before they had actually turned off the cameras on him.

I always had a great deal of admiration for him for many reasons: Because he was a family man and at his prime didnt whore around with every starlet he could find, because he in fact stayed with his non-celebrity wife for decades, because of the projects he did (Braveheart etc) and the sensitivity and astuteness he put into his works, projects and characters.

But now, it is like his real face is showing: he is narrow minded, a bigot; he is insulting, rude, has no class or etiquette; he is a cheater with no integrity - leaving his wife of 28 years and their half a dozen kids to be with some russian whore, and he insults people not in this suave, cool "I dont care what others think" kind of way, but in this assholish way.

At her Golden Globe speech Meryl Streep said that she has protrayed so many amazing people in her life that she is often being mistaken for one. I am wondering if that is the case with Mel Gibson.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

WOULD COMPLETELY FUCK SAM WORTHINGTON. INSIDE AND OUT.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

I'd let Sam Worthington do awful, nasty, dirty things to me.

*furiously masturbates*

I wish everybody who Tweeted would just drop dead.

The celebrities should go first, just to give the normals a chance to shut their account down and escape with their lives.

Celebrities don't have souls, so there's no chance of redemption for them

I hate how every TV and radio show, magazine, newspaper and website is fucking obsessed with Twitter.

So many news stories come out of people Tweeting, and I am constantly being invited to Tweet an opinion or comment in to some retarded DJ (Fearne Cotton, you are 28 years old you stupid fucking bitch, you are too old to be acting like this).

I did have hope for humanity until Twitter took off.

It is quite simply the most retarded, redundant and facile arrival of the last ten years.

Sometimes I'm tempted to write messages in my own shit, just to pass it around as a TweetPic. Otherwise known as a FUCKING PICTURE.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

NOOOOO! Goodbye Mrs. H
R.I.P.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.

RiRi better stop partying so much. She is looking chunky.

And why is this Amanda Seyfried all over the fucking place? Is she really that talented?

I wunner why ac even felt the need to issue any kind of statement about baby rumors? Kinda weird.

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*stalks dita von teese*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Aw, I am so sorry MK.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

that guy squinty is with is fuckin HOT. he's making mah pussay tingle.