Chinese Girl Wants To Look Just Like MiserAlba
Hollywood is going to find a way to turn this into a romantic comedy. Mark my keystrokes.
A young woman in China wants a plastic surgeon to perform a miracle by transforming her into a completely different race. The crazy ho believes that if she looks more like Jessica Alba, her dick bag of an ex-boyfriend will take her back. The 21-year-old woman said that her boyfriend is hongray for all things Jessica Alba and even bought her the ten cent blonde wig she's wearing in the picture above. She said, "When I broke up with my boyfriend, I was very sad. My friends... kept consoling me but it did not work, so they suggested I do plastic surgery to look like her Jessica Alba."
This crazy needs to know that she doesn't need to nip/tuck her face in order to look just like Jessica Alba. All she has to do is pretend like she's chewing on a giant piece of hard shit, snarl a bit and look at her boyfriend like she's going to castrate him with her eyes. If he doesn't cum on the spot, then he's not a true MiserAlba fan.
Source: Reuters
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Even if she gets the surgery (why any surgeon would do this is beyond me) she will never be Jessica Alba. What is she going to do when he tires of Jessica and becomes obsessed with some other actress? Or like Madam S. said when she dates someone else who wants her to look like some other actress or celebrity?
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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 2:43pm.
No, the Japanese have done this to themselves and with them being the France of Asia it has spread to other Asian countries.
Just so appalled in Japan at the 'double-eyelid" surgery and double eyelid makeup ( you can buy it on Ebay. I have it for other reasons). Equally appalled was I by the Japanese acting like I was the 2nd coming of Christ just because of blue green eyes and fair skin.
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Submitted by Coffy73 on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:12am.
This doesn't surprise me at all as far as asian women go. They transform their eyes, carry around umbrellas in the sun so they don't tan, etc. And the truly sad thing is the suicide rates of asian women (american & foreign) are higher than other groups.
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Is it because they have shamed themselves? Ok I watch too many episodes of family guy.
Me and my husband talk about this alot. Im black, he's filipino. Asian women are beautiful natural. Thats what makes them exotic. The small stature, black hair, almond shaped eyes...Why in your right mind would you want to take away everything that makes you exotic and special? I mean, isnt that why someone--especially non-asians are attracted to you? Why does the white man have power like this over other races? Why does one race get to decide whats beautiful? Our culture is so fucked up.
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Shes a cutie. I'll help her forget her crap boyfriend!!
just wanna echo all the comments about how sad this story is and especially the commentors who spoke about how asian women are stereotyped. as someone who is half asian this pisses me off no end.
i must admit i had low self esteem once glad i don't anymore because i decided to value myself rather than relying on others to value me which is always fucked up because these are the types of people abusers prey on.
wanted to leave this here: its a poem by "Yellow Rage" called "i'm a Woman not a flava" in respect to all my sisters out there :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjctiSKn96o&feature=related
and on a similar note one more by Sista Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubi0xRMT5Hk&feature=related
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 9:50pm.
Then that is very sad. I don't believe women are valued there and it's to the point where women there don't even value themselves as evidenced by this foolish idiot. Women need to grow backbones already all around the world and ... I think asian women all around tend to be more attractive naturally. Idiots they are.
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You've obviously never visited or lived in an Asian country like China or Japan. Hitting up ChinaTown 2x's a year doesn't count. One race is not more attractive than another. Every race has its ugly people. Just like some Asians glorify white people (only the light eyed ones, mind you) there are Caucasians (especially men) who glorify any woman who is Asian just because of her ethnicity. Think of the Heenes or why Tila Tequila is so popular. If she was some chick of another race being outwardly trashy, nobody would care. Her fans are busted guys or just people who want to say they have an Asian friend because they never had one. Makes homely Asian girls like Tila think they are the bee's knees.
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More on the crazy girl and her crazy ex:
http://www.chinahush.com/2010/01/31/chinese-girl-getting-cosmetic-surger...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:04pm.
This bitch need new friends, specifically some ghetto assed friends cuz I woulda tol' that bitch to tryna whup some sense into his azz force him to look into a damn mirror an' recognize he ain't no Denzel, Johnny Depp what evs... an' if that don't work, kick dat butt nugget to da curb and find yo' ass a REAL man...Fuck plastic surgery for a man! AW, HELL NAW! Ain't a man alive that's worth it.
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I used to think Alba was one of the most gorgeous women ever. She's fresh faced cute, but really not that gorgeous. And I'm trying to figure out why all of these movies cast her as a blonde. It looks terrible on her.
Really, the Chinese woman doesn't look that far off from her anyway.
I really don't understand what all the excitement is about Alba. She 'acts' the same in every movie, if you call that acting. She ain't all that. Attractive at best. She must have a good agent.
As for this girl who wants to look like her, she must have low self esteem. Sad.
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Guys, I read about this a few days ago. This photo s already with some surgery, the doctors agreed to do it for free over there. Her bf not only bought her the wig, but blue contacts and insisted she wear them at all times esp in public. Asian women AND Men are weaned on the Aryan Body Beautiful since birth, by the media. Whatelse would you expect?
To the person who said she should be calling the shots because of the shortage of women, you're totally right, I expect the position of women in China, to change drastically in the next 20 years. Cross border prostitution is already flourishing.
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I think she already looks like Jessica Alba.... on steroids.
I bet you all my lunch money that this gal is team Angelina: She'd do anything to keep her man...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This poor girl needs some serious self-esteem. Alba is an average looking girl over-hyped by the media. Her boyfriend is one serious douchebag btw.
This doesn't surprise me at all as far as asian women go. They transform their eyes, carry around umbrellas in the sun so they don't tan, etc. And the truly sad thing is the suicide rates of asian women (american & foreign) are higher than other groups.
Yep, and the ex-boyfriend probably looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. Go ahead and eff your face up for Booger.
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ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 5:55pm.
What's so sad is she is willing to do this "for his love"... What I think the saddest part of all is the bf actually wants to transform her in some way. He bought her a fucking WIG! Stupid fucking idiot, deal with real life fucking issues and grow the FUCK up. This kinda shit where a guy treats a girl like this really fucking pisses me off.... either dump the bitch and move on or love the one you're with!! fucking snapperhead!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:01pm.
Life is too short and there are WAY too many great people out there to sit around and worry about one thinks about you, whether it be looks or ideals. This poor chick needs a big glass of self confidence and maybe something other than asian dick!
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AAAAhahahaha! and even cuz of that!
This is some fucked up gutter bottom self-esteem shit.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:04pm.
This bitch need new friends, specifically some ghetto assed friends cuz I woulda tol' that bitch to tryna whup some sense into his azz force him to look into a damn mirror an' recognize he ain't no Denzel, Johnny Depp what evs... an' if that don't work, kick dat butt nugget to da curb and find yo' ass a REAL man...Fuck plastic surgery for a man! AW, HELL NAW! Ain't a man alive that's worth it.
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Yeah, that ^
I think she already looks kinda similar to Alba too. Actually I think she's much prettier.
She already looks very similar to her. But I can't believe she would be willing to undergo surgery to get back a man. Can she undergo surgery to get some self-esteem implanted, because THAT is what she needs.
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Sorry, never got the appeal of Jessica Alba. Very average at best, as far as I'm concerned.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 9:21pm.
@super martian-
No, i wasn't being sarcastic. Article is 3 years old, but im sure nothing has changed since then.
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Then that is very sad. I don't believe women are valued there and it's to the point where women there don't even value themselves as evidenced by this foolish idiot. Women need to grow backbones already all around the world and stop being such morons. I think it's better to live your whole life without a man than be some dumbass who will change your whole body and personality just to match what the western world (and some little dick chinese man tells you cuz face it.. you know they are not packin) tells you. I don't even know WHY any of them want to be white. I think asian women all around tend to be more attractive naturally. Idiots they are.
Awwww...need prastic surgeon for new duck rips.
There is nothing wrong with her face...just stop.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 9:21pm.
Prov is correct.
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/11/AR2009121104378....
because there was always this 'belief' that female children were a burden, illogical laws were formed. biology and economy have now caught up and formed a massive, diety-like tag-team bodyslamming the Chinese government.
if this spineless, devolved bitch knew this (shouldn't have even mattered if she didn't know this) maybe her self-respect would have developed.
@super martian-
No, i wasn't being sarcastic. Article is 3 years old, but im sure nothing has changed since then.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6254763.stm
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@super martian r...: Interesting observation.
It is true (in my experience) that this is what goes on in western, white male think when it comes down to Asian women stereotypes.
Big tits, submissive, slightly retarded, but still VERY PRETTY girls willing to do anything for whatever reason.
Does that sound like any female protagonist in an popular anime series?
Are animes much more popular these days?
Yeah, really funny.
We've got the Asian girl wanting to look like Miseralba, who wants to look like any white trash 'star' and tries to be blonde, whilst men really just want a dirty anime girl.
My western european ex of a few years thought asian girls were the hotness too because he had this weird idea/fantasy that they were trained from birth to grow up and do nothing but sexually please men. I guess a lot of guys believe that and therefore there is that "sucky sucky 5 dolla" stereotype which would piss me off if I was an asian female. But just saying... that seems to be common with what white men think.
how ironic.
My Irish/English husband, like a lot of guys, thinks Asian girls are the hotness.
If he ever thinks for one minute, that I would get surgery to get Asian features, to make him happy, he can kiss my guinea ass.
Sad news.
Whether or not she is a 'loser' or 'the man' imprinted upon her that women are only valuable if they look like miseralba...
Who am I kidding?
This is a PR stunt by Alba's team! Hahahaha! Okay, it makes me feel better to think that.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:34pm.
"...Dude prolly Dungeons and Dragons FUG...I promise you..."
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rflmao damn.
you don't have to promise anything - either you're completely right, or this ho is completely spineless. either one applies (maybe even simultaneously).
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The type of girl who changes who she is and what she's about everytime she dates a different guy, generally are the worst type of people. I don't know how many times i've had a friend who was cool when she was single but would turn into a completely differnt, super lame person everytime she got a bf.....I say let her get the surgery, anyone foolish enough to even contemplate such a thing for such a silly reason deserves exactly what's commin to them.
...the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he looks when I walk by...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:34pm.
"...Dude prolly Dungeons and Dragons FUG...I promise you..."
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rflmao damn.
you don't have to promise anything - either you're completely right, or this ho is completely spineless. either one applies (maybe even simultaneously).
Women like this twat piss me off.
You don't change anything about yourself for any man. Period.
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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:04pm
here, here Tig.
ghetto bitch right here (with a wee bit of knowledge). she can come talk to me. i'll let her know what's up with a quickness.
NEVER been treated like this from any guy. know why? cause i call the m-f-ing shots. bitch can call me for some straight talk.
and, don't let me find out who this punk bitch of a boyfriend was. i'll have him 'clarifying' the motives for his request, also, with a quickness.
shit like this - the way people in general treat each other - flips my f-ing lid.
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Don't I know it???? That girl has a case of the purties already...She don't need to mess wif her purty. NAW! HELLZ NAW! Not for no man...and I'd like to see what his ass look like, cuz you KNOW our sista settlin'...Dude prolly Dungeons and Dragons FUG...I promise you...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anyway, aside from Jessica Alba being not attractive whatsoever, this girl is obviously a loser and deserves whatever torture she puts herself through. No real self-respecting woman would let a man diss her so much. If she wants to be a dumbass to look like someone she can never be (a white person might as well try to become beyonce) then more power to her. Dipshit.
Maybe she should do the MATH. Stupid girl.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 7:58pm.
super martian, nope, they aborted all the girl babies because they all want boys, and then when those boys grow up, they've got no girls for girlfriends/wives.
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Then the chinese are some dumbshits. No offense to the non-dumbshit ones. Eh, whatever. Too tired to be politically correct.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 8:04pm
here, here Tig.
ghetto bitch right here (with a wee bit of knowledge). she can come talk to me. i'll let her know what's up with a quickness.
NEVER been treated like this from any guy. know why? cause i call the m-f-ing shots. bitch can call me for some straight talk.
and, don't let me find out who this punk bitch of a boyfriend was. i'll have him 'clarifying' the motives for his request, also, with a quickness.
shit like this - the way people in general treat each other - flips my f-ing lid.
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This bitch need new friends, specifically some ghetto assed friends cuz I woulda tol' that bitch to tryna whup some sense into his azz force him to look into a damn mirror an' recognize he ain't no Denzel, Johnny Depp what evs... an' if that don't work, kick dat butt nugget to da curb and find yo' ass a REAL man...Fuck plastic surgery for a man! AW, HELL NAW! Ain't a man alive that's worth it....(shhhh...unless he's so rich he jizzes 24K molten gold and shits diamonds...or if he can pay yo' broke ass bills...Hey, no judgments IN THIS ECONOMY)...SISTA POWAH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
super martian, nope, they aborted all the girl babies because they all want boys, and then when those boys grow up, they've got no girls for girlfriends/wives.
YIKES! She needs some dermabrasion prior to anything else in her life.
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How sad.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:00pm.
I'd say "Hi" too, Clarry but I know that I'm the one who's gonna get yelled at for being off-topic. I know it.
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and@mbar: yeah, that's what I said. She looks just like her with acne and no personal assistant.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 6:07pm.
There's such a shortage of women in China that she should be making the demands.
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Are you sarcastic? I thought women were the majority over there and men are the prized gender anyway. No one cares about females there.
Jessica Alba isn't pretty though.