Monday, February 8th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Gary Coleman (42)
Ryan Pinkston (22)
Jim Verraros (27)
Abi Titmuss (34)
Joshua Morrow (36)
Seth Green (36)
Mary McCormack (41)
Shiva Rose (41)
Vince Neil (49)
John Grisham (55)
Mary Steenburgen (57)
Nick Nolte (69)
Ted Koppel (70)
John Williams (78)

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 5:47am.

Happy Birthday

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Submitted by RasKimmie on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:38am.

Damn, he knew a camera was about to be pointed at him. He forgot to go over his check list.

1. After I WASH, I will grease myself up real good, even the parts that don't show (I bet his body looks like he's wearing long johns). I WILL NOT FORGET MY LIPS.

2. I will change out of my garanimals and put on a big boy outfit for the photo shoot, and remember an outfit does not stop at the jeans. Shoes matter.

3. Since I want to be taken seriously, I will not allow any degrading photos to be taken of me.

4. I will practice my smile in the mirror so I don't look like I want to kill everyone in my path, even though I kinda do.

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:53pm.

HECK, I got you petroleum jelly. That'll work.

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Back to Black.

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:51pm.

GARYYY! Happy birthday, lover. I got you vaseline lotion. You need that shit.

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Back to Black.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 6:43pm.

Gary is beyond he point of needing cocoa butter, he needs straight shea butter. It's like lotion on crack.

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Submitted by karmaskull on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 5:31pm.

Does anyone know the story of Gary Coleman? Pushy stage parents? I'm under the impression he has no family.

And why does he have the ashy skin of a homeless person? Does he even wash his feet?

And those aren't real Crocs. I know, I own like 50 pairs of those ugly shoes. And no, I don't wear 'em in public. EVER.

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Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:27pm.

Why the heck is he wearing crocs? As if the poor guy wasn't dorky looking enough. He needs to pick up some cocoa butter for those ashy cankels ASAP! The guy holding him looks like a total perv btw.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 1:35pm.

if Gary Coleman is 42yo , then I am 16yo

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:58pm.

Yay, ashy feets!

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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:22am.

the fact that he made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a kid and is now a pathetic stump of a joke. he rages and people just laugh at him. and he does shit like this for money, so who can blame them? sad shit.
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Sad indeed, but that is his choice. I guess he still dreams of being as famous as he used to be, and he desperately wants the attention.

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Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:26am.

Why is Gary Coleman always SO ASHY?!
"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"

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Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:24am.

Gary Coleman doesnt need our prayers, he needs our lotion

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:22am.

salacious - the horrific crocs, the ashy ankles, the "bulldog about to chew leg off to escape trap so i can kill you" face...

the fact that he made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a kid and is now a pathetic stump of a joke. he rages and people just laugh at him. and he does shit like this for money, so who can blame them? sad shit.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:19am.

Sending Gary Coleman prayers for peace in his heart in his 42nd year in life. He needs a calm heart so bad. I don't want to see him dying an angry man. He also needs to accept his past with "Diffrent Strokes" and that the show made a lot of people happy and have fond memories of it. If he does all that he'll find happiness.

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Submitted by Meeshie on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:18am.

As if being 4 feet tall wasn't humiliating enough, Gary Coleman has to wear neon Croc's that accentuate his ashy ankles.

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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:32am.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:18am.
that is the most humiliating thing i have seen in many a year.

LOL I agree... you're talking about wearing those horrific Crocs, right?

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:18am.

that is the most humiliating thing i have seen in many a year.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:44am.

Happy Birhday Ghetto Yoda!***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:37am.

Vintage Nolte:
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/65/12/48/...

The Nolte of my youth is the way I prefer to think of him.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:34am.

Happy birthday to a very special blonde lady!!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:31am.

Wow, what a blend of Larry and Hugh!
I remember hearing gossip that Mary S was phenomenal in bed.
And Dgrin, try a loofah in the shower and lots of lotion afterwards. I like baby lotion best and J&J makes some nice new scents.

Submitted by ja_guide on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:29am.

Happy birthday Gary Coleman, Nick Nolte, Ted Koppel.

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Submitted by Possum on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:28am.

Wow. Gary got some ankle ash.

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Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:22am.

Gary, it's called Vaseline. You might want to check it out.

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:12am.

HB Seth Green and Nick Nolte.

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Submitted by sniffy on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:08am.

Really now, is the arrow even remotely fucking necessary?

morbidosity-lol. I was trying to figure out when Hugh Grant got a dykey haircut and became a ventriloquist.

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Submitted by RememberNovember on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:07am.

Wow...2 midgets born today. Gary Coleman and Seth Green.

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Submitted by alcachofa_asesina on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:57am.

And happy B-day to one of Dlisted's HOTTEST SLUTS EVER! Alison!
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:52am.

Thats so cute - Larry Birkhead has a little friend! Happy bidet Gary you little wild man !!
And Happy Bidet to all you udder horz !

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:43am.

I want to age like Mary Steenburgen. Sheesh - I didn't even think she was that good looking in her "prime" but she's gorgeous these days!

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Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:42am.

I thought i was ash free but then noticed my elbows have a very raw ashy spot that gives me the creeps when I touch it, how do i get reed of that?

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:33am.

Submitted by thebirdofparadise on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:24am.
Happy Birthday, Seth!!!

You are the only celebrity I love.

Please don't mock me

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"I mock you with my monkey pants!"

*prays you were also a Seth-on-Buffy fan*

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:33am.

Short People Day! Gary, Seth and Ryan are all height-challenged.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.

Submitted by thebirdofparadise on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:24am.

Happy Birthday, Seth!!!

You are the only celebrity I love.

Please don't mock me
*hangs head in shame*

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:09am.

I hope someone buys Gary some cocoa butter for those ashy ass feet for his birthday!

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Submitted by anon on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:07am.

this scares me.