Not So Fast, Baby Jesus
Earlier this week, the Chicago Sun-Times claimed that Baby Jesus snipped his umbilical cord attached to Vadge and crawled out of her life forever. But the cord might still be attached, if Gatecrasher's source witnessed what they think they witnessed in London on Monday night. The witness claimed they saw Madonna and child playing patty cake with their tongues at the premiere party for Tom Ford's movie A Single Man.
Let the source give you a visual: “They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone. They looked like they were still very much an item."
Baby Jesus left the party early, because he has to be in his crib by midnight or Vadge will punish him by spooning him tightly. When Vadge spoons you, bones will break.
Even though Baby Jesus left, Vadge stayed to take part in a dance-off with Anthony Mackie and Jeremy Renner from The Hurt Locker. You know how I wrote above that spooning with Vadge will result in a visit to the ER? Well, the same goes for dance-offs with Vadge. When she thrusts her cooch, crotch bones split in two.
Here's Baby Jesus sunning his "Still The Property Of Vadge" nipples in Rio on Wednesday.
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looks like he's shit his nap-noos
Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:18pm.
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I don't know if it is even lit. I doubt it is. It is just a prop for the "artistic statement". Oohh, Vadge soooo edgy!
For a woman who is anal about what she eats, why is she smoking a cancer stick?
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Madge has Gumby legs...gag!
DRY HEAVE
Comments not exceeding 60 on any gossip blog. Get to work, Madge!
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
What are those suspicious spots on Vadge's legs?
Does Vadge have "AID$"?
BabyJ looks kind of horrified in the main pic. An expression he often had in his private time with Madge.
@degostev: love your avie - great "bitch,please" face.
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Baby Jesus leaves me feeling "...meh..." but in these fotos, his boyfriend has MUCH better tittays and tastier nipples.
Jesus' 'hot' features are just an odd mix in that they just don't go together.
When he was being made somewhere in a synthetic men plant, they decided to just throw everything and the kitchen sink at his face without care.
Vadge's face though... how about that? Going to give me nightmares.
What are those marks on her skeletal legs, btw?
I don't know what it is about this guy, but I don't find him even remotely sexy. Zomay you're right that he has supposedly "hot" qualities and yet he is not hot. Is it the douchebag hair and vacant eyes that are too close to each other? Is it his expression, which has the intelligence of a duck? Is it because this man rates on the Johnny Weir level of my gaydar? So many questions, so few answers...
Meh. Puts me in mind of those cheese-cake photos LiLo did awhile back, looking like an unwashed heroin addict...
HEY VADGE get the fuck away from Jeremy Renner. HEY JEREMY what the fuck are you thinking whoring around with Vadge and the gay baby Jesus. STOP IT NOW.
She looks like an aging whore who's pimping out her son.
I'd be very surprised if this guy wasn't a complete bimbo.
I agree with Jeepster. On the payroll.
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
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Excusme-moi for double post...crappy internet performance today
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Yawn...I hate the "they were all over each other!" ploy.
I'm at work in DC...hoping I can leave soon before the 2 feet of snow...it's already coming down pretty good.
I will be stuck at home with my little Corgi dog (see avi), sloppy joe fixins, and my spirit friends (gin, vodka, Bailey's, wine, beer, brandy).
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
It's pouring rain and windy...guess that will teach me not to pack a lunch again. It sucks! But's it's FRIDAY!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I'm not buying this crap...Baby Jesus is an employee. He gets full medical and dental, a stock purchase plan, travel expenses, relocation reimbursement, and a matching 401K.
He was told to suck face for the paps and he delivered the product.
period. Vadge has many employees on the payroll..BJ has probably been officially laid-off (pun intended). Right now he is just doing some paid consulting work while they iron out the termination details, and he seeks another "employment opportunity"....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I'm not buying this crap...Baby Jesus is an employee. He gets full medical and dental, a stock purchase plan, travel expenses, relocation reimbursement, and a matching 401K.
He was told to suck face for the paps and he delivered the product.
period. Vadge has many employees on the payroll..BJ has probably been officially laid-off (pun intended). Right now he is just doing some paid consulting work while they iron out the termination details, and he seeks another "employment opportunity"....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I'm having leftovers for lunch.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:21pm.
@ SpicyDong
Thank you. That Bruno Santos photo-shoot on the beach is awesome. The man is a delicious stud! :o)
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Yes he is a delectable morsel...grrrrr
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"I need a hot shoooooooot!" - Karen Young
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bPyCR9Kwc
zomay, your avie just gave me a seizure.
Run Baby Jesus! Run !
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:21pm.
I'm starving. What's for lunch???
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Artichoke heart and SUE SHE!
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:21pm.
I couldn't agree with you more, Hiltonese-speak and all.
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Douchechill!
@ SpicyDong
Thank you. That Bruno Santos photo-shoot on the beach is awesome. The man is a delicious stud! :o)
I'm starving. What's for lunch???
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Jesus is not hot to me. And that is strange because he has some things that should equal hot. But he is not hot. Go figure.
And now that I just wrote a paragraph in Hiltonese, I shall go medetate and punish my fingers.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:11pm.
no angel, it's been very freaking COLD and I work in NYC but I live in southern jersey and we are gonna get whalloped with this one too.
:P
just because you live in the hinterlands....!
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LOL!
Not even. We're so close but I guess Mother Nature hates the States;p....we've only had 3 VERY minor snowfalls all year. It's barely ever dipped below -10(Celsius - which I can't even spell so don't even ask me about Fahrenheit - which I can't spell either...just know that it's been "warm"). It's been great. I don't even need mits most days.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by KD on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:59am.
Jazz- you just said the same thing I did, but differently.
Or maybe I mean my post pretty much implied what you said.
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I think we meant the same thing.
no angel, it's been very freaking COLD and I work in NYC but I live in southern jersey and we are gonna get whalloped with this one too.
:P
just because you live in the hinterlands....!
xoxoxox
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Fuck a DUCK !!
I was having a hella time getting in here to post. Kept getting signed out.
OT : Baby HeyZeus is just biding his time till Lourdes is old enough to date.
Madonna is getting sadder and more desperate by the minute. Soon she will be indistinguishable from Joan Rivers.
wow Baby Jesus became Americanized in his time with Vadge...otherwise he wouldn't be wearing so much fabric at the beach...he would look more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lfT4aVktek
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSED9VExYE&feature=related
LOL
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"I need a hot shoooooooot!" - Karen Young
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bPyCR9Kwc
@snowy: Aren't you in NYC? Camon! This has gotta be the easiest winter ever! Dontcha think?
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
what in the name of Baby Jesus is going on with Madge's leg situation?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Baby Jesus is a sight for sore eyes after those Carrot Top pictures.
fucking douches "sunning themselves" while we await another blizzard....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I don't even give a fuck anymore about this guy and this skeleton lady.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Jazz- you just said the same thing I did, but differently.
Or maybe I mean my post pretty much implied what you said.
he's cute in a little boy cute way.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:52am.
Any story of a celebrity having scandalous make-out action in a public place, but without photos, is not to be believed. Unless it is fun to do so.
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So in this case: No pictures means it din't happen!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Any story of a celebrity having scandalous make-out action in a public place, but without photos, is not to be believed. Unless it is fun to do so.
he still has the kabalalalalaaababall red string on his wrist... STTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Madge really has the old whore look down pat in that pic.
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Corporate whores:
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I don't think Madonna can handle rejection. She's probably paying him extra to stick around.
I'm surprised but his body doesn't look as fit and chiseled as I would've expected from a male model. His arms are not sculpted at all. Meh.