Friday, February 5th 2010
RiRi Still Wears Shit Made Out Of Fuckery
RiRi always struts through life looking like one of the The Misfifts' obsessed groupies, so I didn't reach for the "What the Hell kind of GD Outfit is this?" headline after looking at these pictures of her performing at the Super Bowl's pre-game show in Miami last night.
But I bet you this shit made Santy Claus reach for the holly-scented lube, because RiRi looks like a North Pole hooker in that slutty Christmas catsuit. Get yours, Santy. You're allowed to cum more than once a year.
Here's more of RiRi and Justin Bieber (is that the American Idol crying girl with him?) performing last night.
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One word: Stankadankdank
*Stankadank and Skankadank can be used interchangeably here.
It's a sick sad world after all, and I am one of the commentators.
Rihanna expends very little energy in her live performances. She basically just paces the stage (I guess because she can't dance) and occassionally strikes a pose. So since she's not breaking a sweat on that front, you'd at least expect a great vocal performance (or at least as great as songs of that caliber and in the low register in which she sings would allow). But with her flat tone and inability to hit a lot of the notes, you don't get much there either. So the most you get is a little forehead sweat and the periodic smirks from her saying to herself: "I KNOW I'm turning this mother out."
Rı-ho-ho obvıously stole thıs ensemble from the Lady Gaga rejectıon pıle.
EPIC FAIL!
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Oh no, just no!
Am I the only one that thinks it's lame that The Who will be performing at the half time show for the superbowl?
Rihanna was bad enough, but that Beaver kid was there? Somebody just end all life as we know it right now. Let the Sun die or something. I gives up.
MK said EXACTLY what I was thinking: is this some bootleg, hooker-tastic version of Mrs. Clause? I don't wanna any presents this year, if so. She might give me The Herp.
"Shut up, hoe!" - B-Rad
*wait what?
Submitted by Ih8schmegma on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:57pm.
"When I heard here first hit SOS, I automatically hated it. Why? Because I love Soft Cells' Tainted Love and she butchered it all to hell. Her style is atrocious, and her talent is veritably nonexistent. Justin Beiber....meh? He's gonna be an ugly mug when he's a grown. 12 year old girls grow and change rapidly, he will be old news in 3 2 1."
Tainted Love was a remake from Gloria Jones' version from 1964. IMO, Soft Cell is the original butcher.
Ever see the pit of wax build up in this skank's ears? Google it.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
This is totally unfair. Her right leg is bare and judging by the symmetry of the outfit, her left boob should be hanging out , breathing some air, not suffocating behind some ugly bra. UNFAIR!!
On a different note, this chick and most of the other whores who resorts to such gimmicks are mostly talentless and have very little to rely upon vocally, unless they are deep throating someone.
Cases in point, Britney, Xtina, Lady CACA, Madonna, and all the poptards out there who have no genuine talent and are product of some marketing and PR fuckery.
Hate the lot of it and I hate this chick. Looking at her makes me feel unclean, cuz we always have to look at her 'ALMOST PRIVATES". Fuck of you talentless whore.
Bring me some real singer who can hold a note and soothe my soul. Yeah, I am extra bitchy today.
I spy a prepubescent twit grabbing his crotch like a straight up gangsta! Holla back now. Oh look Rihanna's doing it as well. Classy with a capital C.
uhm. this is a bowie rip off. . . .
http://playingspoons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/ziggy-stardust.jpg
Copy Bowie much?
RiRi has got a rockin' bod but that Cruella DeVille fuckery has GOT TO GO.
Submitted by nono on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 4:43pm.
I wouldn't ever say she is ugly, but I always thought she looked strange and then other day my husband hit the nail on the head for me: Riri looks like an Avatar. A pretty one by Avatar standards but an Avatar
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I've always said she looks like her mom slept with Roger the alien from American Dad. Five head, anyone?
Ass whoopings aside, I really can't stand this smug cunt. I hear she's a real bitch and rude is her religion.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
shakira called...she wants her outfit back *i don't know why...that $shit is hideous*
I wouldn't ever say she is ugly, but I always thought she looked strange and then other day my husband hit the nail on the head for me: Riri looks like an Avatar. A pretty one by Avatar standards but an Avatar nonetheless.
WTF? Did a dog fail to save her from a cougar?
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
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Make you feel that life has just begun
She's tackier than Eurovision!
Someone needs to stop putting Justin Beiber pictures in front of my eyes... and I mean now.
I dunno...
It's not new or anything, but she does have the body to pull it off.
Not that that makes her good at singing or anything, but as someone already said here, nobody is talented nowadays, so...
Rihanna stepped into the dark side a while back, so I know to stay away from her shows.
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Me too Hekki, but everything has been done by now.
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun, and you're still the one
-Orleans
LOVE YOU RiRi!!!
Submitted by jonnobaas_sea: "Ziggy Stardust wore the same thing 37 years ago."
I am SO TIRED of these cheap tricks ripping of the real geniuses.
Achally I like it....o and lil lesbian boy? Give it a rest - we already know you're really a boy.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:43pm.
I hate when teen idols to the whole "Look, I can play an instrument!" thing (thumb 13).
The damn gee-tar is bigger than he is.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 1:08pm.
Tasty!! I watched him religiously! He'd be so drunk and his eyes were all runny and watery! Loved me some Kiner's Korner! That was back when I was planning on marrying Lee Mazzilli.
*cries*
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i know! i had a thing for lenny "nails" dykstra. my taste has improved since i was 12.
i'm not a big fan but she works it.
and her body is slamming - i know snooki and them wish they could fake tan themselves into that complexion.
that's why anderson cooper prefers "real housewives of atlanta"!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
Bitch, leave this to Shakira, the She-Wolf. Her ass is way more appealing. Damn slut.
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Back to Black.
TEAM RIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI!
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 1:07pm.
What is the slow looking Squirrel-Boy famous for?
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Blohan threw some vodka in his face. no? i get my lesbian trolls mixed up.
I don't know who that Justin kid is but that girl who is crying next to him is going to be soooo embarrassed one day that she ever got so worked up over him.
The interwebs is forever, kids! For those of us who are (ahem) over 30, imagine your youthful foolishness preserved forever (pics and videos, facebook info) for all to see. I am so glad I am not a tween today.
Tasty!! I watched him religiously! He'd be so drunk and his eyes were all runny and watery! Loved me some Kiner's Korner! That was back when I was planning on marrying Lee Mazzilli.
*cries*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Shakira did it better in she-wolf
What is the slow looking Squirrel-Boy famous for?
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Rihanna is stupid and tries WAY too hard. That is all.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 1:02pm.
@ Super-ette, Phil would be good, but Ralph Kiner would be AWESOME!!!
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KINER'S KORNER!!!
i just hate white shoes!!
no one popular right now is super-talented. if you can manage to sing on-key, that's an accomplishment.
but on the mediocre scale from god-awful to meh...i'd say Rhianna is somewhere in the middle. she can sorta sing and doesn't wail like beyonce.
MK please join me for a Jem and the Holograms viewing party. I don't know anyone else who remembers it as well as you do. Booze provided too!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
I still love RiRi. It's a sickness.
*hangs head in shame*
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@ Super-ette, Phil would be good, but Ralph Kiner would be AWESOME!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 12:45pm.
I can just picture myself trying to put that shit on and FAILING miserably.
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I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU TAKING IT OFF HOO AHH SEX.
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*strips for sucky*
I wish MK would make Phil Rizzuto HS of the Day sometime.
I've nothing to say about this "singer".
Two weeks agao I had no idea who Justin Beiber was. I wish I could return to that state of innocence. I really have no reason not to like the kid, other than he's another manufactured 'talent'. I have reached a new level of curmudgeon-y-ness...preemptively hating teen stars.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Why the fuck does she keep grabbing her crotch? Bad case of crabs?
I'm starting to understand why Chris Brown pummeled her. Talk about fucking irritating.
LOL, Sucky. Yes, they had preferred seating.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
She looks like a fucked-up version of Harley Quinn from the old Batman cartoons. Just as annoying though.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!