The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 5th!

The VMA committee is already casting for Kanye replacements at this year's awards show to prevent another "outburst." - ReallyNow

Runners-up:

Faced with mounting financial woes, Lindsay Lohan gets her "friends" to model her new line of leggings. - PBateman

The huge success of the Commodores made it impossible for many of us to get to know the equally brilliant and talented CommonWhores. - hoozer

via Jeep Bastard (Thanks Stephanie)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 5:49am.

cool cong:)

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Hollywood Gossip

Submitted by LilyCat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 8:31am.

I liked "Value Village People" the best..cracked me up..

Submitted by ReallyNow on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:09pm.

OMG! I just checked and saw I won. Thanks!!!!! This made my day!!! Congrats to all the other winners!! Hilarious stuff :)

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:12am.

Great job winners!

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:36am.

cuntgrWHOA WHOA WHOA who is this HOOZER? Some sort of BIZZARO LOOZER????

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by marissa0731 on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:36am.

Did anyone else notice the pantless guy with the "very manly" yellow hammock?

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:06am.

Yay for ReallyNow! You finally hit the top! Congrats also to PBateman and hoozer for their great captions too!

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:04am.

The Lindsay Lohan Legging shit was the best! GENIUS!!

Submitted by minque on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:40am.

Kanye West serves on yet another fashion internship.

Submitted by Johncnnj on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 11:42pm.

The Village People's attempt another comeback with a new hip hop album.

Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:36pm.

Really? In a world that rains shit down on us biblical style, there are no other targets than a seminal band like Grand Master Flash & the Furious Five?

You're my only friend
You don't even like me

Submitted by Sick Sad World on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 7:59pm.

This is gay even for 80's standards. Come to think of it, I think all of them were gay. They were the hip hop version of the Village People. Word up.

That's what the "message" must have been really about. "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head" He was close to the edge of embracing his total gayness. Yeah you were afraid of losing your dick's head in some loose booty.

It's a sick sad world after all, and I am one of the commentators.

Submitted by icebunny on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 2:56pm.

For the sake of mankind, do NOT put this picture in a time capsule.

Submitted by OurMissC on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 12:43pm.

Evidently, polyester is not flame proof.

Submitted by LeMage on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:17am.

Meet The Malcolm X-Men...

Submitted by lalelu on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 4:28am.

the new black eyed peas album cover...

fergie is just stunning in the yellow with the fringe.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 1:26am.

Six guys and one dead wolf *fist pump*

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 1:11am.

Do over: I see London, I see France someone forgot their gold lame pants!

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 1:00am.

It's all fun until someone in a Gold Lame jacket forgets his pants!

Submitted by El Bob on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 12:36am.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, circa 1985.

Submitted by Cerette on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 12:12am.

Ohh!! this is what they meant by Macho Man...

Submitted by Derek_X on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:34pm.

We'd rather dress-up like 1970's pimps than wear fur.

-Boyz II Men for PETA

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Notice: If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Submitted by Nicaho on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:29pm.

When the Village People went black...they immediately came back!

Submitted by Princess Butter... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 8:35pm.

Will Beyonce's real father please step forward.

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I need to floss more.

Submitted by Pat MaGroin on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 8:24pm.

The Village People vowed to fight PETA over PETA's loud disapproval of their Merkin collection.

Submitted by Princess Butter... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 8:38pm.

Canceled urban remake of the Brady Bunch. (L to R): Cindy, Jan, Marsha(kneeling), Bobby(back), Peter, Greg.

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I need to floss more.

Submitted by Princess Butter... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:53pm.

And the man in the white cowboy boots said, "Sheeit, why you photoshop? Bitches know I'm bigger than that."

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I need to floss more.

Submitted by Princess Butter... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:49pm.

The Political Action Committee (PAC) McCain considered aligning with during 2008 election to garner the Black vote.

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I need to floss more.

Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:36pm.

Kanye and Piddle Pant's new act.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:33pm.

They must be from Los Angeles, because any other town is too small to have so many village idiots.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:32pm.

I'm not kidding, this picture gave me a seizure.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:30pm.

The cloning experiment between Kool and The Gang and LaToya Jackson went horribly wrong.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Submitted by tbones on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:10pm.

A group picture of the donors at Andre 3000's new sperm bank.

Don't judge me

Submitted by equitywolf on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 4:56pm.

SOMEHOW if this were Andre 3000 and Big Boi from Outkast, it would be cool.

bleeotch

Submitted by ThatSamantha on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 4:17pm.

This is what happens to the ex-boyfriends who actually caught up with the Kardashians.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 3:34pm.

Submitted by clovie0711 on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 3:29pm.

Yo Yo I like Cereal

I've got nothing....I feel like a deer in headlights.

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I know what you mean. It's the guy with the dick tassle. He makes me speechless.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Submitted by clovie0711 on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 3:29pm.

Yo Yo I like Cereal

I've got nothing....I feel like a deer in headlights.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 3:20pm.

The Only Gays in the Village.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:38pm.

Damn, the years have been rough on Joan Armitrading and her band..

Submitted by Lady RedBush on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:37pm.

The gAy team
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I'm taking a seven-hour bath, and then I might go to Disneyland.-GUBLER

MGG is a vegan just like me:)

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:17pm.

Somewhere, a village is missing several idiots.

Submitted by yo momma on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:16pm.

Kayne - step out of the back, pump your fist, hit your caps lock and enjoy the bud Lime Light.

Submitted by yo momma on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:14pm.

The Special Village People - they're ugly and their mothers dress them funny.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 11:31am.

Grandmasturbator Flash and the furious chickenchokers sing ' White Lines over your back'

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 11:20am.

Introducing Kanye West's new clothing line: bi4curious - for men who want to dress gay enough to turn the boys' heads, but who also desire a safety-valve of tastelessness, so as to pass for straight, if necessary.

Submitted by LilyCat on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:24am.

Jerome wisely chose a non-career-ending pose in the back...

Submitted by LilyCat on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:22am.

Fool and the Gang