Friday, February 5th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

Um. Somebody should tell Orlando Bloom that you should take off all your clothes before you go skinny dipping - Just Jared

Anne Hathaway hos it up for GQ - Egotastic!

Beyonce and Lady CaCa are looking especially sessy these days - Towleroad

Vanity Fair's Hollywood issue is not only filled with pretty white girls - Lainey Gossip

It must be hard times for the paps if they are taking pictures of that ho who got kicked off of The Bachelor (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

If Ginger Spice wants to dress like a slutty school girl with cold shoulders and an overheated midriff, let her! - Hollywood Tuna

Ceiling Eyes is dating a tattooed lesbian hedgehog - Popsugar

Katie Price and Roxanne's marriage to detonate in 3..2..- Holy Moly!

Does Denise Richards have an alibi? - Hollywood Rag

3 reasons to love CoCo (ignore the top right picture) - Cityrag

Tiger Woods graduated Magnum Cum Loudly from sex rehab today - Celebitchy

The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley's off-center head on Elle - ICYDK

30 Seconds to Boom - Socialite Life

Mickey Rourke wants to bone Megan Fox - I'm Not Obsessed

Does David Archuleta wear ass pads? Naw. I think his diaper just needs changing - Tabloid Prodigy

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Cassandra's picture

It makes sense that Mickey likes Meghan.
She somewhat resembles his ex-wife, Carrie Otis.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Woah, Archie has a nice ass!

Zedrie's picture

Hahaha! Bloom is so short he was probably puddle jumping here...

HoityToity's picture

Is that gay hating ice-t, or what ever beverage he calls himself, making CoCo his retirement plan? Everytime I see pics of her she is posing like a $2 ho at a pimp convention. We get it CoCo, you like it up the ass. You don't have to hit us with a 2 by 4, or in your case with your fake gigormous ass.

Mitchymitch's picture

Hot

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z-listed's picture

Does Ryan Cabrera have any significance any more?
That's assuming he ever did in the first place.

ghost of gene rayburn's picture

"Um. Somebody should tell Orlando Bloom that you should take off all your clothes before you go skinny dipping"

Absolutely! Orlando Bloom sans clothing is always a good thing.

FWIW, that's a scene from a movie he's filming. He plays a bit of a loon, so the fully-clothed skinny dipping makes sense in context.

I thought Mickey Rourke was engaged to his great granddaughter! Must be thinking of someone else.

Mish's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 4:25pm.

Someone explain the 30 seconds to boom thing. I can't go to ASL.
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if you still care, jared leto's band 30 seconds to mars was having a "secret" showing of their documentary for Haiti..some crazy stormed through the room, went up on stage to Jared after Jared told him to stop, dropped a box at his feet and started rambling about weird shit. bomb squad was called, street was closed off for about 5 blocks, etc etc...the video of it is pretty creepy. there were also 12 year old kids there since it was an all ages event

joanne's picture

Keira knightleys head looks weighed down by her necklaces. They need to start photoshopping weight on these people. At least she can act.

BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

Oh Lainey, if only you were pretty, your attitude would be different and you wouldn't think Paltrow is the bomb.

Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head

bornready's picture

grrrrrr!

Butt pads or not, I'd bone David Archuleta till he screamed like a little girl...!

Twat Muffin's picture

Salacious -- I love Coco, too. I don't know why, but I do.

Nono -- I was thinking the exact same thing. I, too, think Evan Rachel Wood is a decent actress -- did anyone see "Thirteen"? She was amazing in that. Way better than Fox will ever be. I think Fox is playing up that dirty slut aspect of her persona.

M.E.'s picture

sucky fucky - Thanks. I know who Jared Leto is and I'm a huge fan of 30STM. Just didnt know about the bomb threat thing.

SMANKS!

elmo533's picture

Charlie Sheen's car pushed over a cliff-HILARIOUS!!!

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nono's picture

Come on, wasn't Mickey Rourke in the Wrestler with Evan Rachel Wood? Now, she's no Meryl Streep, but she is waaaaay better than Megan Fox.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 4:25pm.

Someone explain the 30 seconds to boom thing. I can't go to ASL.
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Jared Leto has a band called "30 Seconds to Mars" and there was a bomb threat at the venue they were playing it or something.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

M.E.'s picture

Someone explain the 30 seconds to boom thing. I can't go to ASL.

Mish's picture

I was at the "30 seconds to boom". Not cool...gotta love crazy fans who freak out other people and make them think their lives are in danger.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I will never get back the ninety minutes I spent watching that horrific "Rachel Getting Married." Anne Hathaway, you owe me.

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Albatross's picture

"tattooed lesbian hedgehog" - LOL!

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salacious's picture

I have to say that I love Coco... I feel that she does has a purpose in life and a valid reason to be famous, unlike the other famewhores like Phoebe and Katie Price.

KD's picture

What a dummy. He lost the stick!

Twat Muffin's picture

Ceiling Eyes -- since when did she get so anorexic looking?

Mickey Rourke's brain is fried; there's no way in hell anyone can think Megan Fox is a good actress. She must be blowing him to say that.

Coco -- I saved the best for last. OMG, look at that ass! And yeah, when I put my makeup on, I squat like that over the sink -- HAH!

lalolita's picture

Orlando Bloom is not hot to me.

I don't mind Anne Hathaway she has talent, and it's not on the cover of US/OK/TRASH literature so..good for her.

The whole vanity fair...yeah I read about it a few days ago. Twatinity fair

screw the bachelor with a hot iron

I don't give a fuck about the other hos

no me jodas!

fishsticksfan's picture

LOLLIPOP

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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal

Her head looks 10x the size of her body. What the fuck is sexy about bones even if you have a pretty face?

Ih8schmegma's picture

Sallow and yeller. Coco does her makeup just like I do that copy cat!

Sibsi's picture

Keira Knightley is so annoying, but I can't help it liking her.

Still, I don't like that cover at all. She looks like she has some liver condition.