True Blood Has Found Its Debbie Pelt

EW's Michael Ausiello has gotten on his blow horn and is screaming that Alan Ball has cast the role of Debbie Pelt in season 3 of True Blood. After auditioning a ton of ladies, the role has gone to Brit Morgan who was in The Middleman and a movie called Beer for My Horses, which is going to magically find its way onto my Netflix queue.

In the books, Debbie Pelt is described as a psycho bitch who becomes Sookeh's arch rival. Alan said Debbie will be featured more in the TV show than she was in the books. I didn't read the books, because why bother when you can watch Alexander Skarsgard's nipples act everything out for you.

And since I become Dyslexic for has-been TV stars, I read the headline as: Morgan Brittany cast in True Blood:

I raised my hands and praised St. Alan Ball for bringing the 80s Vivien Leigh out of the halfway house and back onto our TV screens. Unfortunately, my orgasm died in a quick minute when I learned the tragic truth. Maybe Alan can dethrone Evan Rachel Wood as the Queen Vampire and place the crown on Morgan Brittany's head instead. Bitch needs a check!

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:39am.

Ooo god ugly

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Submitted by sunny on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 8:23pm.

Thank God Sukie has a rival!!!!!!..

I cannot fucking stand Sukie...

her gap toothed smile revolts me, her HORRIBLE Louisiana accent....her bitchiness....I just want to smack her stupid face in every episode so now hopefully Debbie Pelt can do it for me.

Get her Debbie!!!!!

Submitted by backfat on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:25pm.

Oh man, I hope that means they're bringing in Alcide. He was one of my favorite characters from the books and I was hoping he'd get written into the show.
ETA- Oh they totally did. The actor is hot even. So excited.

Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 1:35am.

It's pretty awesome to find a whole new season of a show you like available, isn't it?

The little joys in life ;)

Season 2 is insane! There were times I wasn't too happy with it, but still, it had its epic moments.

Hope you and hubby have a great weekend marathoning True Blood.

Submitted by yolie on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 1:32am.

Sibsi-

Thanks again...I'll probably have my husband look at it to make sure I don't click on anything bad! We watched Season 1 over the summer and I have been waiting to see Season 2. I'm so excited I don't have to wait until May too watch it!

Thanks Genyn18 also for including the link and letting us know we can find the show online!

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Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:57am.

Oh shit my bad! I saw them onnnnn http://www.flickpeek.com/tv-shows/True-Blood/

has em all, just gotta find the good quality links!

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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:56am.

Np, yolie!

Just make sure your flash player up to date. That's it.

If your version isn't the latest, sometimes, a dodgy link will catch up on that, prompt you to download it and pretend to be helpful, then, give you a virus.

Ninjavideo is pretty safe as far as I know. It's usually the one stream provider I use.

Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:48am.

The blonde above reminds me of Fiona Apple.

Submitted by yolie on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:42am.

Sibsi:

Thanks for the info! I just wanted to make sure I didn't click on any bad links that would give me a virus! I'll check these out!

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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:59pm.

The new Debbie Pelt's got dick suckin' lips. Wonder why I noticed that?

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Submitted by Munkeyhed on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:52pm.

I just can't get excited about Alexander Skarsgard. He'll always be Meekus from Zoolander to me...

Submitted by smirfytyme on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:24pm.

This girl looks to sweet and nice to be given the role of Debbie. I just don't see it. Then again, I think Anna Paquin didn't quite match up either.

Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:10pm.

I'm not Genny, but I know you can find pretty much anything here:

http://www.ovguide.com/

Once you search for True Blood there, a list of several links will come up.

Usually Ninjavideo/tvshack and Project Free tv have working links you can stream from.

G'luck!

Submitted by yolie on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:48pm.

Genny18:

Which site did you watch the show from???

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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:17pm.

I think the True Blood casting choices have been not so inspired lately.

No offense to this girl, seeing how I've not seen her in anything before, but it sounds like she doesn't even fit the bill by the character descriptions I've been reading.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:14pm.

I don't give a shit what her hair color is supposed to be, so long as she's good in the role, that's all I care about...

Certain liberties have been taken, sure, but that also includes changing Lafayette from a character that would have had about 10 minutes of screen time, into an absolutely phenomenal part.

I will agree that they fucked up the Queen's character... I'm cool mixing things up, but nothing can save ERW's acting.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 9:09pm.

Morgan Brittany is the hotness. I've been scrolling past this for a bit now and it always catches my eye. That exact version of her would be a refreshing vampire, fersure.

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Submitted by The Perkster on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 9:04pm.

Few things here...First Debbie is supposed to be brunette...this girl just doesn't seem right...Second..Evan is just not Queen material. Totally not. Then Hadley..what was the Daisy May outfit about...I love True Blood...I just dont like some of the recent changes..

PS>..the books were great...part 10 will be out in May.

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Submitted by yolie on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 8:26pm.

When is Season 2 going to come out on DVD??? I watched Season 1 through Netflix and have been waiting! I so don't know what is going on!

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Submitted by Sassyfras on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:51pm.

Definitely agree, the Queen of Louisiana is nothing like the character Evan Racheal Wood is playing...however, hopefully, she'll meet the same fate on the show, that she does in the book....that'll make me happy :)

Submitted by LA on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:21pm.

Agree that they need a better queen that Evan Rachel Wood. She was awful.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 6:52pm.

What in the '80's Viven Leigh hell kind of GD outfit is that bitch wearing? Jebus, some Mormon hausfrau was probably frantically searching for her best church blouse whilst this fuckery of an '80's photoshoot that should have never been went down.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 6:16pm.

No idea who this girl is but I fancy her!

Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 5:26pm.

If you do happen to watch Beer for my Horses make sure to wear some diapers cause it sound like a total shitfest.
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