Jamie Lynn And Casey Were Still Together?!
So Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (the one who forgot to pull out) broke up. UsWeekly says it's so. And I'm saying that I didn't think they were together anymore. I was under the impression that Casey was no longer parking his pick-up on Jamie's front lawn anymore. I was wrong, because they only broke up within the past 4 months. And Jamie Lynne's already found a new dude to push her cart at the Piggy Wiggly and share a jar of moonshine with.
According to Star Magazine, 18-year-old Jamie Lynn has been bumping pork rinds with a 28-year-old well-to-do local businessman named James Watson. No, James is not the town's weed man of choice. James apparently owns his own company. A source explains, "He installs communications equipment and high-definition TVs for large corporations." Translation: Bitch installs satellites on the lip of your roof for Dish Network.
The source went on to say, "They started dating last December. I don't think James cares at all about who she is; they really seem to like each other."
It's hard for me to throw hate at Jamie Lynn, because she can easily pimp out her baby by starring in a TLC reality show and posing in pictorials for Life & Style every season. But Jamie Lynn chose to keep her country ass in the country. So if she wants to diddle on some 28-year-old dick to get free satellite and pay-per-view, let her!
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Submitted by sofster101 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 2:41am.
sometimes young guys go for chicks with babies cuz they assume shes easy
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There shouldn't be hot coffee anywhere near that baby, much less an entire glass pot - stupidity knows no bounds
don't know if anyone has mentioned this possibility, but maybe she's interested in an older man because she has a kid. an 18 year old dude may not be up for dating a gal with a kid. just a thought. but only just a thought.
Those relationships where the man is 10 (or more) years older than she is can either end up in a horrible mess or last a lifetime. I should know. Age is nothing, as long as she is of legal age, she can do whatever she wants. Besides, most of these girls don't age so well (Ali Lohan anyone?) so when she is 22 and he is 32 they will look the same age, heck, she will look older than he is! She already looks 25 in that pic...
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The baby is cute, the father looks cross eyed, and Jamie Lynn looks too made up, trying to be 25 at 16. What's with the coffee mug ?? Or the muffins ? The curtains are way tacky, and trying to convince people that they are a happy, stable family is almost as sorry as trying to make Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston as thrilled parents. But I agree, she didn't sign on for a reality show.
I don't care about age. Age ain't nuthin but a numba. I've dated guys of just about every age at every age. Wait. Did I just make myself sound like a hooker?
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That's like Britney dating a Jonas brother...weird. But Britney's also dating a guy 10 years older as well (Jason is late 30s to 40 years old, and Adnan was 10 years older too)...but it seemed normal?
Age is just a number under most circumstances, but society does have "norms"
I'm 19 and the oldest I'd date is mid -20s...so I think it's weird. But I don't think Britney's relationship were weird at all (I mean yes they were weird, but not because of the age differences lol)...
I'm a hypocrite I guess.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:51am.
The source went on to say, "They started dating last December. I don't think James cares at all about who she is;
Who she is?? She is a nobody who happens to have a sister who is famous but lost her fucking mind in epic proportions. Who Jamie Lynn is, is a girl who got knocked up at 16 and lost any chance of being somebody, other than a hillbilly joke!
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you also had me LMAO at the "...granite counters in double wides..." dumb, fake asses can't even see how that picture comes off as a farce to most thinking individuals.
18 year old chick + 28 year old dude? yeah, he's either for the "hot" lolita sex fantasy or he's hard up for his 15 minutes of fame. Remember how most people desperately want their "15 minutes of fame" at whatever cost, that's the reason why reality show "celebrities" exist and why dumbasses apply for such trash. So, this man is a completely unknown Average Joe who just got "lucky" for scoring an 18 year old chick who used to be known in TV AND happens to be Shitter's sister. And where are they from?? does she live in a small town? I imagine a Spears MUST be the shit there, even if they're a bunch of nobodies for the rest of us.
Anyway, is this chick working or doing anything? she should take advantage of whatever money she has an pay for her education.
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That picture makes me want to vomit.
You're 16 and you've pretty much ruined your life. Now let's make it seem "domestic" and "chic" and put you in a designer kitchen that you will only obtain by shaking them titties and landing a wealthy man
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Agreed. Completely irresponsible. Frankly I am tired of celebrating every celebrity that gets knocked up. Who the fuck cares?
I really cannot believe how bad his hair is...
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These two should be shot and killed for having those curtains in the house. TACKY! They probably cost a mint, too. Goes to show money doesn't mean class. HA!
Why pose with a fucking mug without any coffee? Nice plate he is holding...WHY???
Zedrie on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:50am.
Love how they tried to class that shit up in the pic; like it's all posh being an unwed teen mom.
What are you talking about?? They can put granite counters in double wides now!! She's livin large yall.
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The source went on to say, "They started dating last December. I don't think James cares at all about who she is;
Who she is?? She is a nobody who happens to have a sister who is famous but lost her fucking mind in epic proportions. Who Jamie Lynn is, is a girl who got knocked up at 16 and lost any chance of being somebody, other than a hillbilly joke!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Love how they tried to class that shit up in the pic; like it's all posh being an unwed teen mom. Maury Povich 4 out of 5 shows a week has a much more accurate picture of what happens when hillbilly morons like this start breeding at 16.
There are some trashy, dumb-ass families ın Hollywood but THIS one has HOT to be at the top of the list.
Anyone care to nomınate another that deserves thıs tıtle?
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Ain't nothin' like hillbilly lovin'.
Wait, are people actually insisting that a Smears family member is more mature and intelligent than your average teenage boy?
Frankly I wonder if her "suburban white trash" lifestyle and bribing this boy to play the loving "daddy" drained out whatever payoff the Nickleodeon exec gave her for keeping her maw shut. So now she wants a new rich guy.
That picture makes me want to vomit.
You're 16 and you've pretty much ruined your life. Now let's make it seem "domestic" and "chic" and put you in a designer kitchen that you will only obtain by shaking them titties and landing a wealthy man.
The young father looks like the typical 'how'd I do this?' deer in the headlights.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:32pm.
I'll give credit to Jamie Lynn....she seems to have grown up since having the baby (something that Brit Brit lacked after having kids).
And honestly, age is nothing but a number...then again, I'm 22. My recent ex was 31 and we actually had a lot in common and clicked and lasted a good year *shrugs*.
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She's been out of the limelight since she had the kid. It's hard to say if she has "grown up" or not. We simply don't know.
Also, there is a world of difference between an 18 year old and a 22 year old.
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Good point. I guess I assumed she grew up because well...look at her sister :P
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18yr old girls wanna grow up. 18 yr old boys wanna have sex. 22 yr old boys wanna have sex and play xbox. 28 yr old men wanna make money, have sex and play xbox.
I'm prolly wrong but it's just so daggone funnee
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Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:02pm.
For all of you thinking its "wierd" for Jamie Lynn to date a 28 yr old man when she is 18, wtf?! When I was 18 I ONLY wanted to date men at least 10 years older than me! I found I had plenty more in common with men older than me than the guys who were the same age I was. Girls mature faster than boys anyway so there is nothing strange or unusual about her wanting to date a man with a 10 yr older age difference
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You're officially weird to me, then.
It's not just the age difference of over 50% but i tend to disagree girls at that age would be more mature than boys. If anything they're just mature enough to realize a much older man has much more material resources for them to cannibalize than boys at the same age as them. Eventually allowing them to quite _not_ mature beyond that and learn how to stand on their own two feet in life.
Unlike 18yr. old boys, girls have the common option of not moving out from their moms and dads as a step to grow up and found their own existence, but with moving out from mom + dad they rather move _on_ from one provider to another. Without the mandatory step of learning to provide for themselves and stand on their own two feet.
Though this might be a "political lifestyle choice" - being a dependent 1950ies wifey in the 21st century.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:32pm.
I'll give credit to Jamie Lynn....she seems to have grown up since having the baby (something that Brit Brit lacked after having kids).
And honestly, age is nothing but a number...then again, I'm 22. My recent ex was 31 and we actually had a lot in common and clicked and lasted a good year *shrugs*.
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She's been out of the limelight since she had the kid. It's hard to say if she has "grown up" or not. We simply don't know.
Also, there is a world of difference between an 18 year old and a 22 year old.
That kid looks retarded - did I just hear banjos?
I'll give credit to Jamie Lynn....she seems to have grown up since having the baby (something that Brit Brit lacked after having kids).
And honestly, age is nothing but a number...then again, I'm 22. My recent ex was 31 and we actually had a lot in common and clicked and lasted a good year *shrugs*.
that and older men know how to work it :P
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At least she is living in eastbumfuck out of the spotlight and trying to take care of the kid while her sister is still pimping herself out and lost her kids to k-fag.
Wow... didn't know that the age difference between these two was that much.
Good for her, I guess.
The cheetoling actually looks like it's taken care of. Then again, this is a mag photo, so...
I guess at least we don't see JamieLyn driving with the kid on her lap, so maybe she is more responsible, hah!
Those muffins are making me hungry. That is all.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:18pm.
HEY JAMIE LYNN - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK COFFEE WHEN YOU'RE BREAST FEEDING!
Wait, WTF am I thinking, no way that twit breastfed
how do you know if she is breast feeding?
she's not passed out drunk
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:40pm.
so...nickelodeon/disney hasn't offered jamie lynn a job?_____________________________________________
Well, they have to protect their 'whoresome'...er, I mean wholesome image and all...I mean, gah...
and ho had a job with one of 'em (can't remember which)...so they dropped her slutty ass for getting knocked up and not aborting. That's the bottom line...and I'm pro-choice, but the choice swings both ways...Why pro-life ho's is not up in they panites about that is anyone's guess...Oh, yes...It's because if it were their daughter a 'secret abortion' would be arranged.
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I agree, a 28-year-old man who has to date an 18 year old girl is freaking immature.
I'm turning 40 this year and for me a man who is 10 years older than me is OLD..No offense to 50 year old dudes out there on Dlisted, but 5 years is my cut off. I don't date younger either.
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This news makes me want to run out & get mommy spears book of "How to be a great mother in the modern world". She's done SUCH a great job with her kids. One daughter gets pregnant underage because she's so stupid she doesn't know that her boyfriend has to pull out in time. She flushes whatever career she was going to have down the toilet, whelps out a kid at 16 and ultimately breaks up with the father (who she never marries); she's an unmarried mommy with a bastard child. Her other daughter is ultra successful but becomes an alcoholic, snatch flashing, car attacking, head shaving, drug addicted, sexaholic mental retard & performance fraud who marries a wannabe rapper & whelps 2 kiddies (who she can't take care of & apparently doesn't want) and is so retarded she can't even legally take care of herself & requires a guardian around her 24 hours a day (to prevent her from acting like a total & complete dumbass).
Oh yeah, good job mommy spears. You're right up there with lindsay lohan's mom, white oprah. As far as I'm concerned, you can't die fast enough...
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so...nickelodeon/disney hasn't offered jamie lynn a job?_____________________________________________
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I feel about the curtains the same way I feel about carrot top's face. I can't look too closely and my eyes don't know where to rest.
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Submitted by PantyChrist on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:27pm.
even if the baby looks a little alienated.
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Ha! I read that "retarded". I can't imagine why.
But yeah - they're too cool for school widat behbeh, huh?
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What do the coffee and muffins signify? Maturity? Sophistication? Down-to-earthiness? Friendly as if you could sit down over a cup of coffee and snack with them? Mom next door? The fuck?
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the most punishing thing in that picture is that god-awful window curtain.
The clown pantaloons hanging on the window are scary and disconcerting.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:18pm.
HEY JAMIE LYNN - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK COFFEE WHEN YOU'RE BREAST FEEDING!
Wait, WTF am I thinking, no way that twit breastfed
how do you know if she is breast feeding?
she's not passed out drunk
Jamie don't need to do shit but sit her ass home and watch her stories till a
Cable guy gets off work and she leaves the baby with Lynne for the night
Daddy's got big sis back on the ho stroll
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I love this photograph. She's all "I think I'll have me some Taster's Choice" and he's like "then I will eat a muffin." You can tell they're happy, even if the baby looks a little alienated.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:18pm.
He looks braindead; she looks 30.
The kitchen looks like it belongs in a trailer home model unit.
Why is the baby being rotisseried.
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I love how the pot of coffee and the two muffins are so artfully arranged on the table.
He looks braindead; she looks 30.
The kitchen looks like it belongs in a trailer home model unit.
Why is the baby being rotisseried.
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HEY JAMIE LYNN - YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK COFFEE WHEN YOU'RE BREAST FEEDING!
Wait, WTF am I thinking, no way that twit breastfed.