This Might Make Your Genitals Sad
If you get moist for Meloni (you know who you are), then you better cover your genitals up, because this news might make them weep all weekend. You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck!
Christopher Meloni recently told Australia's Courier Mail (via E!) that he might just take his furry donut hole (I'm assuming this) off of Law & Order: SVU when his contract is up after season 12. Christopher said:
"I think 12 years is enough, a good number. The writers will have fertile ground to figure out how to arc him (his character Elliot) out to another place – whether it's this world or the next. It will be a very difficult transition. I mean, Jesus Christ, every day when you get used to getting up early and working these hours. When you're an actor (not working) it's like, 'Has anyone called yet?'. And having to audition again, which I loathe."
Christopher plans to do theater stuff and "guerrilla-style sleeper" films after he hangs up his holster. Christopher's co-star Mariska Hargitay says she isn't quitting that bitch just yet.
See, Mariska is staying, so you don't need to scream "Noooooooo" at full volume. Just scream it at a 6. And to ease the pain a bit, just tell yourself that when Christopher says he's going to act in "guerrilla-style sleeper films" he really means he's going to do features for Skinemax.
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SVU will not be the same without him.
*sads*
He aint all that. I've seen hotter dudes at my local Starfuck's.
It's a sick sad world after all, and I am one of the commentators.
He can always go over to Hothouse Video where he won't have to Audition.
B.D wong is gorgeous oh yes!
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hotmess119's dad.
l love chris but to me he has no sex appeal.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
He's got lovely eyes but the rest of it is a major blah.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
SVU jumped the shark so long ago, that no one would notice if he left. I think he is just jealous Mariska Hargitay gets all the publicity. No one ever interviews this guy AND she gets all the awards. Sour grapes, Melonie.
aerialgreen, and a vibe that he'll go through the motions for years before finding a high recognition job like SUV
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The egotism of these actors never fails to astound me. I mean, I guess it's natural that they'd think they are better than they are because people around them do say that, the recognition, money etc. but this guy is very average at best in his acting, he is way to old to break his TV mold and do anything of substance in the movies, etc.
He has a good gig going on and he's going to totally blow it.
Well, they may let him come back like Caruso, but I'm pretty sure that franchise is ending in a year or two and no other crime show will want that retread, so should be interesting!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Why would this ten-head make a vagina do anything other than run and fucking hide? Ick. Nast.
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I WON'T DO THAT
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 2:51am.
I mean, look at that fucking pic! Sheepskin, velvet couches, skintight jeans, shirtless, tattoo, forehead the size of an airport runway.
He probably took it himself for his Christmas card.
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He really does give that mid-life crisis douche vibe out of camera, but I can get his frustration... and a vibe that he'll go through the motions for years before finding a high recognition job like SUV, not unlike Margoulis (sp?) when she left ER.
Oh, and that's one creepy forty-forehead.
After 12 years maybe its time to hang it up and do something different. I don't blame him.
While I like Law and Order SUV, I think he can leave whenever he wants. I think he does a fine job with his character, but I'm not sure if he's a good enough actor to pull other types of characters. The most that could happen is that he's just not good enough and he'll crawl back to Law and Order with his tail between his legs like that Caruso guy from CSI: Miami.
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Submitted by stefystef on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 11:27am.
I know a lot of you don't think Chris is hot, but one of the best kisses I have ever seen in my life was between his character, Chris, on the TV show OZ and another prisoner, Tobias Beecher in the laundry room in the prison.
That shit was the hottest thing in the world. *s*
---I'm not one to argue, so may I respectfully add Bruce Willis and Dana Delaney having dry frottage and a lingering kiss in Moonlighting *LINGERING*
Never have I been so jealous IN MY LIFE! I'm still dirty about it actually...rubbing her pubis on his knob like that.
Bruce and Dana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIPi0a2zUcY
I know a lot of you don't think Chris is hot, but one of the best kisses I have ever seen in my life was between his character, Chris, on the TV show OZ and another prisoner, Tobias Beecher in the laundry room in the prison.
That shit was the hottest thing in the world. *s*
Sex appeal has nothing to do with looks. There are plenty of good looking people who are like stones. Sexy comes from the inside. Chris is sexy.
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uhmm i think after twelve years SVU should just end, theyre all getting into their 50s now and its not realistic how Munch hasn't retired yet.
Just sayin
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If you put a ruler to his head, the ruler would be dwarfed.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:42am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:39am.
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Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.
Oh my God, somebody stop me!
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OMFG! I forgot about that one! *dies*
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:39am.
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Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.
Oh my God, somebody stop me!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:36am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:47am.
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Hahaha!! One of my most favourite movies of all time.
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow
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LOL "Heed, pants, NOW!"
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
He's a big juicy hunk of man meat
drool
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 10:34am.
That guy is so fug and his tacky tattoos aren't helping his white trash looks either but he might be a nice guy though.
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Even though I find him hot, I heard he's a major douchewad IRL-I think I read it here-something about a hissy fit because he couldn't get an egg white omelet at JFK during filming?
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
CM is such a hot piece of ass. He is so "male" that I would totally put out and shut up for this dude and that NEVER happens...lol
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:47am.
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Hahaha!! One of my most favourite movies of all time.
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
That guy is so fug and his tacky tattoos aren't helping his white trash looks either but he might be a nice guy though.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
Meloni wouldn't have to audition for shit. Everyone knows he's a hot (alright, and talented) bitch.
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Anonymouse. FTW.
Puh-leeze. The show sucks now and hasn't been any good in at least three seasons. Without Meloni though, it will die. Buttahface Hargitay can't carry it alone.
Meloni is man candy on a suck stick. Bring yourself to me daddy so I can lick you from end to end. I fell in lust with him ever since I saw him in OZ. What a hot man! I now need a bib cause I am drooling all over myself.
Maybe I'm attracted to him because I too have a five-head. My heed is GARGANTUAN-it's a verrrtual PLANETOID! *trying to imitate scottish accent a la Mike Meyers*
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ETA-maybe he just didn't want to work with Mischa Barton...
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Whoever said he looks like guysmiley is a genius. I don't know why I didn't notice that.
I'm thinking Sayid from Lost should replace him, he did great in his guest spot a few weeks back.
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I wıll concede that I understand why people fınd hım hot but ıt ıs certaınly not conventıonal.
That looks lıke ıt would be straıght up crımınal sex and you'd probably have to see a VD specıalıst to fıx your taınts and other holes.
And the only reason to watch SVU ıs Marıska.
Duh.
He can leave. She could create on-set chemıstry wıth an IUD.
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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:09am.
You mean you actually comment when your sober? I'll try it sometime... Also, what about his overly large forehead?
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LOL... what can I say. I've always been a late bloomer. That forehead reminds me of this Family Guy clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uzq135Kta4
It's a pity it has such low quality.
You mean you actually comment when your sober? I'll try it sometime... Also, what about his overly large forehead?
Ugh that ugly ass tattoo!!! Bitch may think it's sexy, but it only reeks of low self esteem.
PS: I love commenting while I'm drunk... everybody should try it at some point in their lives.
Can't say I don't love an egotistical asshole now and again, just not this one! Jason Statham is more my speed. Those Brits get me with their accents more than I'd like to count.
Chris may sit on our face any time he likes!
CENTY!!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 11:06pm.
I am quoting Dan Savage. What I mean by "crank" is whatever turns you on.
Mr. Meloni turns me on. And he doesn't have moobs. He actually works out but if you want to believe that that is what they are, so be it.
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Tiki T - relax honey. I was being facetious about the crank (protruding handle, dick). I know what you meant. But I guess I should've said, he doesn't whet my whistle (lips, vajayjay). If he gets your rocks off - more power to ya. And by rocks, I mean nads, balls, ovaries, whathaveya. Peace be with you.
PS -- He is also the most cheesy, conceited (without reason), douche around.
I mean, look at that fucking pic! Sheepskin, velvet couches, skintight jeans, shirtless, tattoo, forehead the size of an airport runway.
He probably took it himself for his Christmas card.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I watch SVU quite a bit and I think this guy is one of the most physically repulsive, revolting human beings on the plantet....
He balding bullet head, ferret teeth, fish-belly white skin, ICK!!!
His voice gives me the willies pretty bad, as well.
He should pobably give Caruso a call before he makes any sudden moves.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
He is the only celeb I have a crush on, and I think my hubby has a mancrush on him, too. We watch re-runs as often as possible, and every time I squeal over Elliot, my husband laughs his ass off.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
I’d like to see Christopher Meloni and Elias Koteas cast as brothers in a film.
I couldn't care less about his big forehead or cheesy tattoo or his hairy back...I'd suck the skin off his dick...*sigh*...I think he is the only reason I watch SVU now.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 10:53pm.
I just saw your post beaker's bitch. So glad to know I'm not the only one who recognized that he looks like a freakin' puppet.
That is not the most flattering pic of him and I will agree he is not conventionally hot.
I tried to resist him, but he makes my no-no tingle. He is hot in a primal way, like you can tell he has a lot of testosterone or something.
He just looks like he would tear the vagina up, like you wouldn't walk for two weeks...
See what I mean? This is literally what goes on in my head every time I watch him.
And I agree with others...I never found Billy Goat Pitt, Johnney Depp (since like 1990) or George Clooney to be hot but other people sweat their balls.
When I see him I think "Sesame Street Puppet" (AKA Guy Smiley):
http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/guysmiley.jpg
That tat makes my genitals sad.
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To me, he will forever be Freakshow from "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle." Just picturing that nasty boil killed any sex appeal he may have had.
that tattoo is freaky.
and he looks like a little kid with the flu and a serious allergy to wheat.
i'd hit it all over town and upside down.
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Submitted by sushi on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 12:22am.
i don't get the love for him. fug face.
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