Saturday, February 6th 2010

Free The Rabid Possum!

Look at that tragic, tortured, frizzled creature. No, I'm not talking about Kate Gosselin herself (this time). I'm pointing and hissing at that thing on her head. The poor possum is still being violated by large pieces of pine straw. The sad part is that Kate got her weave worked on the day these pictures were taken. This is a fresh weave! The damn scarecrow called me on his corn phone and wants Kate to return his pubic bush.

If she's trying to look like David Lee Roth circa 1984 on purpose, then she needs more spandex, more curl, more chest hair and a lot more zest.

Anyways, here's Kate leaving Butter in NYC last night with a friend. Hopefully, she went back to her hotel and soaked that thing in a tub full of butter (Paula Deen just came....whipped butter).

Posted by: Michael K


Totally Ugly

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she has nice legs..
as much as I hated her spike'd hairstyle,,this just isn't workin for her...
and she paid 7000 dollars for this..she needs a consult w/Jessica Simpson asap!! notice the bodyguard has'nt been in any pictures with her since she changed up!!

mike's picture

Black or Latino friends?

in Lancaster Co., PA? good luck finding those.

Miss Thang's picture

Doesn't this woman own a good brush? Or a black friend? *sigh*

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Sick Sad World's picture

This is where black or latino (the ones who have some sense) friends would come in handy. They wouldn't let Kate humiliate herself in public like this.

It's a sick sad world after all, and I am one of the commentators.

Why won't people just let Jon & Kate fade into obscurity? I'm so sick of hearing about both of them. They're HORRIBLE parents and fame whores who have exploited all of their innocent kids. Please don't give them any more publicity.

Understanding more why the bad weave cost $6700. $80 for the hair and the rest as incentive for being seen in a public place with Kate Gosselin -former star of Jon 'n Kate plus 8!

Far OUT, man!

Maybe we will see him next with Amy Roloff or one of the grandmaws off the Toddlers 'n tiaras show.

She useta look cuter with short hair and this attempt to look young backfired. She looks now like Farrah after she got the butt cancer. Or like a really old Jane Fonda, only not smart.

The dude she is with does not look like he is having fun AT ALL. can you imagine an amount of money that would be enough to induce you to go to butter with this? I can't.

"Shoes with no sox in cold weather" even Talking heads know that's just tacky.

Dirk Diggler's picture

She seems to be aging right before our eyes. And that hair... Horrible.

suzanita's picture

its bruce bitch...you know it is more than evident that she just wants to be a mom.. I always go to butter with my kids.. and when I take my kids grocery shopping I always wear jeans and pumps!!! who doesn't ???

MickeyHolland's picture

@Angel, Yes, you are right. It's not a good idea to write in a language that is not your own when you are sleep deprived.

Be gone Scarecrow!

“Wish it into the cornfield”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C34g5mz1ZQ

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Submitted by Noelegy on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 11:10am.

Whatever happened to just growing one's own hair out?
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It fell out of fashion, apparently. Along with decency and class, not to mention smarts.

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Noelegy's picture

Whatever happened to just growing one's own hair out?

P.S. http://butyourelikereallypretty.tumblr.com/tagged/Jon%20and%20Kate%20plu...

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Bjork You's picture

What the hell is she wearing? And to a club? Go back to the burbs, Kate. Laurie Berkner looks sexier than she does.

TITS's picture

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 1:15am.

I get closet dyke vibes from her.
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YESSS!

dominatrix who secretly wants to be a bottom.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:04pm.

According to New York’s Daily News, Tiger Woods met Cori Rist, a 31-year-old blonde Manhattan clubgoer, at this NYC hot spot. After their meeting, they allegedly had a six-month affair in 2008.

Butter is a place for "hipsters":

Copied from Urban Dictionary
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The forgot hats. Hipsters always wear hats.

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angel_i's picture

And "her" I'm presuming.

And...sure - why not? In fact, let's hope so:)

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MickeyHolland's picture

I meant to write 'have' of course.

MickeyHolland's picture

Does she has a WeVibe in het mouth here?

PSB's picture

Why isn't she with her children? Oh that's right, the nannies are raising them or unless it's Jon's time with the kids. Because everything we hear about Kate is that she's never with the kids unless there's a camera crew with her. The only complaint I've heard about Jon with the kids is that he's on the phone a lot.

She beats her kids, deprives them of water while taunting them by drinking it in front of them, and sells the family dogs. A "mother" of 8 has no business running around New York thinking she's a celebrity and hanging out at the celebrity hot spots. But she's already said she wants to be a movie star. If she wanted that all along, then she should not have paid for those babies to be made and she should have gone to Hollywood and try to be a star.

The new hair makes her look so much older and she looks like Dina Lohan. hahahaha

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sofster101's picture

Whatever happened to having real hair and pretty much real anything?

Centaurious's picture

I get closet dyke vibes from her.

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govt_cheese's picture

Yeah, she's trying to take a decade or so off, but she's still an uber bitch ... and it shows.

sybil's picture

She should get a Brazilian wax on both ends!

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Sibsi's picture

Hello!

Will be reading back all the pages I missed, but...

Is it just me or she looks like a REALLY used up Sweet Dee?

Statler and Waldorf's picture

She makes Britney Spears look like the Breck girl!

z-listed's picture

That guy who charged a fortune for the original weave really screwed up her hair. I know I am in the minority, but I liked the possum cut!

She needs to take the bull by the horns and do a Britney. She needs to shave her head and get a wig and a bunch of cute scarves to cover her head until her own hair grown back out.

Millions of cancer patients do it all the time and it won't take long to grow back since she is healthy.

she can't look worse then her hairplug husband.

RichBitch's picture

Wow, she just can't not look cunty.

Here's a good link with reviews of Butter...some are funny reading:
I really want to go there,not for the club scene but the food sounds awesome...caramelized bananas...yum!!!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/butter-restaurant-new-york

Yes Kate NEEDS to get laid...go for it!!
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pinkdoodoo2's picture

Ewwww! Im sure if you look close enough you can see where they punched the holes in her head for the barbie hair. Fuckin gross!
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Juniperjump's picture

Uhm.. her hair looks good.

According to New York’s Daily News, Tiger Woods met Cori Rist, a 31-year-old blonde Manhattan clubgoer, at this NYC hot spot. After their meeting, they allegedly had a six-month affair in 2008.

Butter is a place for "hipsters":

Copied from Urban Dictionary
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)

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Submitted by Rhoda on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:22pm.
I know she's a cunt but let me tell you this: I'm sure that all she really needs is a really good orgasm, I mean Richter Scale good. A woman getting it that good is too at peace with the world to be Super-Cunty.

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Lol, I agree. You can tell she never gets laid. I see her and she makes me think of that disgruntled housewife in American Beauty who never has sex. Then she has wild sex with another man and suddenly she is just in constant lala happy land. Kate needs the same deal.

I don't mind if a woman in her 30's is at a club with mostly 20-somethings. Or a woman older than that even. Everyone likes to just go out and have fun. I've seen men in their 80's at the club trying to chase 20-somethings and now that is kinda weird. It's weird for both sexes when they hit on people at the club young enough to be their kids... adds a sort of "lameness" to the entire place.

sunny's picture

no...the Possum's been gone for awhile!

Kate has the Winged Egrets now to contend with and they are pissed by the looks of things...those birdies are spreading their wings and taking flight to get off of the bitches head.

I love her perpetually pissed off look..the only time you ever see this bitter sour puss with a smile on her mugg is when she's on a mag cover and the editing dept photoshops one on her.

SugarBuster's picture

She kind of looks skinny here. Maybe it's the hair? Better legs that I have, but those sandals are really not my favorite.

QueenieBK's picture

I am SO late to the game, but is this breeder EVER home with her Frankenlitter? Christ on a cross, if my taxpayer dollars are subsidizing this bullshit, I'll have to kill someone.

I am so fucking tired of breeders being glamorized and lauded and rewarded for their fuckery with reality shows and magazine covers. Duggars? Check. Octofuckhead? Check. This fucking piece of trash? CHECK.

Fucking bitch. Die already, please.
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Apres Ski's picture

TO MEATLOAF on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 1:55pm
You are absolutely correct! The hairdresser just overbilled to get the notoriety.

Her hair still looks like synthetic pieces just stuck on there. And to think it's a black hairdresser, Ted Gibson . . . he should know better. He was on Wendy Williams telling it was "real" hair but this just looks like a HUGE fire hazard.

Kate, don't stand too close to those flamed drinks or dinners. Any heat will melt what's left of your senses!!

A picture of Ted Gibson
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I'm making sure I don't go there for extensions . . . ever!!!

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cheetahstripes's picture

And why the hell is she making all those freakish faces? She looks like she's practicing doing a blow job for the bodyguard.

angel_i's picture

The stoopit thing is that she's tryna do what Jon did. But he happened into his douchery - she (and I'm serious too) drove him to it. She's tryna go looking to get "up" to Jon's level of douchery becuz she thinks it's cool. Now THAT is sad.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

parkerj's picture

This woman is trash. And not the good down-home kind.

those kids have hardly a chance in hell coming out half way well adjusted.

tojo's picture

Submitted by devious honey v... on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 4:37pm.

It all comes down to a "Q" rating. the tv uses a rating system to rate recognizability. Makes no difference if we hate her or love her. Recognition makes people tune in.

Controversy is good. = advertisers.

Let's be honest..Do ANY of you think she really gives a shit what you think?

BTW: the posters who say she looks good....yeah. sure..work that publicity machine.
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I do think she looks better than before...

I still hate her and never watched her show, but according to you it doesn't matter if someone loves or hates her so who cares???

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I don't know why, but I can't hate on Kate. I think it's because Jon has proven himself to be more immature then the kids.

OXA's picture

I have never seen such deep skowl lines on a possumface so young. This shrew must have spent her entire 34 years for them to be that deep.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:31pm.
What if you just like to dance??? What's wrong with that? Is it okay if it's a big ole group of oldie friends???

There's nothing wrong with it at all...everybody needs to let their hair down and get funky y'all!!

I agree with Rhoda, she really needs to have some mind blowing sexy times. Calm the savage beast...AS THEY SAY.

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Auntie Mame's picture

Soak that thing in Woolite.

"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)

squiggles's picture

Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:31pm.

What if you just like to dance??? What's wrong with that? Is it okay if it's a big ole group of oldie friends???

That is the only reason why I visit a club. I love the way some of the dj's mix music. If that make me a creep old gal, so fucking be it.

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Nothin wrong at all w/ going to a club when you're past your 20s. I think just seeing the famewhoring Possum running rabid out of her natural habitat (and into NYC clubs) brings the barfs.

cheetahstripes's picture

WTF kind of frumpy getup is she wearing this time? Schoolmarm sweater that accentuates her man-body and then sexy sandals? Girlfriend has a bizarre body, she needs a damn stylist instead of spending all her dough on a fugly weave.