Aaron Carter Assumes The Position
Aaron Carter is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie who spends his lunch hour jacking off in his '93 Ford F-150 to unsuspecting ladies pumping gas at a BP station in Lakeland, FL. I pretty much swooned at that description. I'm fanning myself as we move on...
Aaron visited some gifting suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa yesterday to get a massage from Raven-Symone (above) and also collect a bunch of free crap he's going to sell on eBay to make his car note this month.
Among the free shit Aaron took home was something called a WeVibe sex toy. I've never heard of that shit, but it's been around for years and the goddess of sex toys Sue Johanson named it the top fuck toy of 2008. Here's the demonstration video.
I'm not sure about this. The narrator sounds like she should be reading fairytales to children instead of talking about a fuck toy, so that killed the mood. Also, IN THIS ECONOMY couldn't you just re-purpose a pair of rubber salad tongs and use that instead?
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That's some Benjamin Methface shit.
I guess he didn't want to grow up to be fat and stupid-looking like his big brother.
So, he's just stupid-looking.
Anyway, he's too old for Lou Perelman (not that we'll be seeing him any time soon.)
So you go to the "gifting suite," and they give you free shit; with the expectation that you will wear/use their product/service, and because you're....famous....other people will think it's cool, and they will buy the same shit. Do I have that correct? So I see THIS fucking disgusting mess wearing/using something, and let me tell you; I run the other way. Furthermore, I automatically assume that anyone who tries to look/act like this guy is also a fucking useless, wretched, ugly asshole. The system is broken, and it looks like this tool broke it with his face.
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 8:50pm.
Angel_i... when you find one honey, PLEASE let me know.
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O I will! I'll let the whole world know! And then I will go take a "nap":)
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Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
Is it just me or does Aaron Carter look kind of AIDS-y?
I'm convinced Snookie and Raven are the same damn person.
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he needs to eat a sandwich.
What an appropriate product for him to shill.
The Drunken Vomit Comfort Kneeler.
Attaches easily to any household toilet.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The douchebag is strong within him. His 15 mins, def over.
Aaron Carter is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie who spends his lunch hour jacking off in his '93 Ford F-150 to unsuspecting ladies pumping gas at a BP station in Lakeland, FL.
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that was so damn random. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Who the fuck is Aaron Carter to be in a gifting suite for ANYTHING???
What a loser, he looks like his older brother's father. And that scruffy redneck chin fuzz is awful!
he looks like a cross between Laurel(and hardy) and andy dick
What the FUCK happened to Aaron Carter?!
Submitted by Meatloaf on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 2:07pm.
Love the pleather dress shirt!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angel_i... when you find one honey, PLEASE let me know.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 7:19pm.-his face looks like a nickle
or a dime
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old school thomas jefferson nickel. yes, that and a dime-bag of meth.
edited-shit, wrong thread.
Shaggy needs to get off the meth.
Seamless silicon???? You can see the freaking seams!
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
so is anybody can get him into rehab or just because he's got a trendy haircut, is wearing a suit, and going to swag events everything's okay......
i could use some 'harmonic throbbing' to wake up from this boring video,
he better set a proctologist appointment before hand cause you know this tiny thing will get lost in his ripe overused boyhole
Aaron looks like the spindly plastic mannequin that came with the massage chair as part of the demo set up...
he can be folded up & packed away in the boxes with the rest of the display when the event over.
Damn kid, eat some freaking veggies, fruits & a big juicy steak for God's sake!!!
his face looks like a nickle
or a dime
Fetus face!
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"I hate people who clap when planes land" Sully
Am I the only one who likes Aaron Carter these days? I thought he was a heck of a dancer on DWTS.
Submitted by gines on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:00pm
I'll hop on the wishing wagon with you!
I wish for a guy that can hold my attention for more then 1 second. Not the creepy guys who stare at my boobs and think I don't see this.
And I'd also like Trent Reznor to realize it's me he wants, not is current...wife/girlfriend/baby mama?
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I'm totally feeling the shame here and rubbers would be used but I'd totally hit it. That being said I have no idea who the fuck this guy is.
"Aaron Carter is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie..." Once again, MK, nailed it! Hopefully, he is trying to turn around now. Never too late.
Bryan Adams is looking thinner these days...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
excerpt from aaron's party (come get it)
then walks in
the girl i'm crushin
and a kid spilled juice
on my mom's new cushion
with wordplay like that how could his career go down the tubes? also i want a we vibe. but i'd also like a boyfriend while i'm wishing here.
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you seem spritely.
People. It's already been said, but MK is joking about that being Raven Symone.
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come on, people! why the fuck would raven symone be giving massages! that's aaron carter's job!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
come on, people! why the fuck would raven symone be giving massages! that's aaron carter's job!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
Yow! She looks almost as old as he is. Meth is not your friend, kids. Didn't his ass get ejected from that dancing show because he failed a test?
Seriously we need to put him in a band with Lindsay, Ali, Ravyn-Simone, and all other former child stars who look like old raggedy bathmats now.
He should join Shamwow Vince and go on tour doing motivational speeches... The title for it should be: "Don't become US! Stay off drugs!"
Raven Symone is even younger than him, I think, and she could pass for Mo'Nique.
Scary.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
He's in that 1890s's boy band, right?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Ahhaha mike!
Ali Lohan and this guy COULD score the Senior Special. Between the Early Bird meals and the discount at the movies, think of all the money they'd save.
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The expression on those two guys' faces should be a Caption This.
Aiight...I'm gonna say it. I kinda liked him after seeing him on Dancing with the Stars. He's kinda cute. As far as the free shit goes...would you say no to the free stuff? That's what I thought.
Kid is looking really beat for a 22 year old. He should hire himself a stylist.
This guy is the perfect ad for abortion services.
Never again will I admit to being raised in Lakeland. That is the greatest insult you could ever give someone. Great execution, MK!
Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 02/06/2010 - 2:53pm.
That is 22? *flushes stash*
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He's 22?!?!
SHUT. UP!
Wow. I'm gonna NEED my stash to get over THIS.
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
SpiceDong, your avie is doing things to me.
DU in 20 mins. Ciao ciao :D
the shirt looks like it was made by HEFTY
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He looks like an anorexic hoover salesman from head to hip and downwards like a homeless with loooong black skis.
The tie is HIDEOUS!!!!
Damn, kid looks beat.
And I'll have to pass on the We-vibe.
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That is 22? *flushes stash*