Birthday Sluts

happy birthday...

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Hollywood Gossip

Cripes. Somebody take the mic away from this clown!

I don't have TV, I mainly listen to NPR. So I must admit that much of what I discover about this type of fuckery comes from Dlisted. Here, I made up a little rhyme:

NPR when I'm in the car
Dlisted y'all when I'm back in the stall

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If I wanted something covered in cum and gold eyeshadow I'd steal Adam Lambert's hoody. --Helen Killer @ Regretsy

wtf??? Dlisted is for trashing celebs. Get with the program or get the fuck out! It's worse than seeing a bunch of frats at my local bar...Christ.

Glenn Beck is only 46? Proof positive that being a lying, shady, insane, sanke oil salesman of the lowest order will take its toll on a bitch.

In lieu of a happy b-day to Glenn, how about a big ol' fuuuuuuuuuuck you?!?!

I'll say it with crocodile tears in my eyes for that sincere effect.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

No shit I thought that Beck dude was in his 60's.

Gee Whiz!

Get over it. There are Democrats and Republicans, Green Party and Libertarian. Live and let live. No political party is perfect, and not one politician is a above corruption.

All political parties are crooks and thieves! Politicians are the lowest things going. All liars!

Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:09pm.

My point is that the mortgage crisis was started by Democrats, discriminating against blacks and other minorities. (Redlining).
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Oh, boy. Now this person wants to call out those who "discriminate" when everything they've said has centered on race. See how it works?

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 6:36pm.

Ok, now I can see you getting reported for not using those words ENOUGH but....

really?

lol

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i know, right? i cant help that its a part of my everyday vernacular. along with 95% of the hos on here :)

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:06pm.]

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right! half of us are must be the "4-5 yr olds" posting here ('cause those be the diaper population 'lacubana' or 'liberal_hipster' or whomever is speaking of).

actually, you bring up a valid point.... us kiddies are pretty brilliant, arent we? =)

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:48pm.

Again, due respect, it doesn't matter if you've been a DLister "since some of us has been in diapers" (which is impossible since DListed has been in operation since the mid-2000s). Knowledge is key.
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O don't worry about me - I think it's funny. I used to play too and then I realize the loonies would make me say things like this.

(It's still possible that we are all 5 years old - why not? What's not possible is any of us being able to operate a computer, type full sentences, upload avvies and research siggies while we were in diapers. While we ARE brilliant, I don't think any DLister was born THAT brilliant:)

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 6:34pm.

haharlool - sorry you're caught up in this. lol.

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:56pm.

salacious, I think I got reported for overusing the words cunt and twat.
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Ok, now I can see you getting reported for not using those words ENOUGH but....

really?

lol

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Um...Happy Birthday, Glen Beck?

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Errrr...how does a birthday slut thread turn into..this?

*leaves*

For fuck's sake.

The Community Reinvestment Act is supposed to level the playing field across all economic levels in a community. It is not "Affirmative Action" lending, but it was hoped that it would negate the effects of redlining. Banks are not forced to lend to non-white people.

The CRA, however, DOES NOT APPLY to entities like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, or other groups that weren't monitored by the Federal Reserve and other agencies for compliance. This is where the credit crisis began.

The CRA does not mandate "no money down" loans are to be made. It does not force credit agencies to misrepresent the ratings of subprime debt packages. It does not negate underwriting standards.

It didn't cause construction companies to build housing at a rate that would make them insolvent if the properties didn't sell.

It didn't tell banks to try to exploit a new market by making loans they knew would end badly, but they could get paid on, then sell or trade them repeatedly, using money they borrowed from each other.

Freddie and Fannie are fucked up, but the blame is 90+% with the greedy old white guys at the investment banks that cooked this scheme up.

Stop trying to blame the aftermath of asshole capitalism on your scapegoat du jour: people of color. There are plenty of white Americans caught up in this madness, too.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

Submitted by lacubana on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 6:10pm.

"caprica: in other words-
you ain't got nuthin'

thank you, your long post with no answer was very eloquent. have a great day."
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lol. answer is there - you still don't get it.

your response confirms this. thank you for read/reply.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:00pm.

Oh no, don't report LIB-HIP, it's like watching a three year old navigate a turtleneck....
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*fistbump*

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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.

I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."

caprica: in other words-
you ain't got nuthin'

thank you, your long post with no answer was very eloquent. have a great day.

caprica: in other words-
you ain't got nuthin'

thank you, your long post with no answer was very eloquent. have a great day.

thanks jack-n-the-hat!

bbjuice... welcome. and happy birthday.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:43pm.

THANK YOU PASSIONATE *wipes tears from face* I will survive~ etc. :(

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There there, yes you will, you're strong!

Submitted by lacubana on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:58pm.

"i want to ask one question and one question only:
since he's been in office, what has Obama done *personally* for YOU>
you can have a long list if you want. i'm just curious what changes are already in writing that has benefited you in one way or another.
and please- i say this in genuine curiosity. i'm a dlister too and have been since some of you were in diapers or didn't know the meaning of chancla."
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Lacubana -
Our species is complicated (gonna break for a quick second from being a vile, sarcastic bitch), thus, I respect your question.

You [might as well] ask: "...what has [insert random president's name here] done for any given American...?" There is no answer. Why? Because no president will do "something personal" for a singular citizen. This is not how FREEDOM or DEMOCRACY works. Study up on these two ideologies before you ask what one head of state can do for us random DListers (all due respect to the VALUE AND IMPORTANCE even a singular random poster can give to humanity).

Again, due respect, it doesn't matter if you've been a DLister "since some of us has been in diapers" (which is impossible since DListed has been in operation since the mid-2000s). Knowledge is key.

Obama, as all other American presidents, is human. Stop trying to ascertain some unascertainable validity to "outcome". America will reinvent; it will evolve - regardless of the "head of state". Our nation was founded on it. Beck's comical rants are just that. Us DListers are more intellectually aware of that than "fact rant" posters care to admit.

hey fuckers, lurker for years but first time posting. only cause i'm a birthday slut for today! i don't even know what y'all are conversing about but i'm pretty perturbed that i share my bday with some lame ass people. don't know who that glenn beck character is but i do know a youtube montage is never a good thing.

i want to ask one question and one question only:
since he's been in office, what has Obama done *personally* for YOU>
you can have a long list if you want. i'm just curious what changes are already in writing that has benefited you in one way or another.
and please- i say this in genuine curiosity. i'm a dlister too and have been since some of you were in diapers or didn't know the meaning of chancla.

i adore glenn beck and i've been a visitor of this site for years. i come for valuable information on the state of the union for one and to laugh my ass off and read words like empress of lucite in the other-
peace out man>

omg, I didn't say you should be banned, I...oh never mind.

Isn't there another blog you can "fact" bomb?
You know, where your kind agree with each other and have tea and whatnot.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

BB, what exactly would I get banned for? Simply because I presented an opposing view point? That seems pretty fascist to me.

STIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL????????

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LIB-HIP!!!
"Glen Beck rocks, suck it libtards. Michael K rocks too, I just wish he wouldn't speak about politics because he isn't so smart in that department."

- So you are right back at square one with a back handed insult to MK.

Curse words???? HAVE READ THIS SITE BEFORE TODAY!?
Or is it on your banned list?

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Report me for what? You all are the ones saying curse words and such.

My point is that the mortgage crisis was started by Democrats, discriminating against blacks and other minorities. (Redlining).

Then in the 70's, Jimmy Carter reversed it so that the banks were forced to give mortgages to blacks who couldn't afford them, as a way to reverse these practices. The banks had sort of a "Affirmative Action" stipulation put on them- they HAD to give out a certain percent of mortgages to blacks even if they didn't qualify. They also had to give mortgages to low income people in general, regardless of race, just to be fair.

Although the discriminatory mortgage policies of the banks in the FDR era were wrong, and caused a lot of damage to the black community, forcing banks to give out loans to ANYONE who doesn't qualify, is just plain stupid, and it has caused the current mortgage crisis.

So as a democrat, before you get all preachy to me about racism, remember your party has done a lot of racist things too.

liberal-hipster says:

"Yet they get mad if like, I don't know, someone points out the fact that blacks have a 70% out of wedlock birth rate."

Wow.

" In an effort to stop mortgage discrimination, these policies dictated that banks needed to give out loans to black people, even if they couldn't afford them."

Oh wow.

"I view Islamic Extremism for what it truly is; a ploy to take over the world and convert the West to Islam."

I love retards like this who think the guys behind the terrorism plots - the masterminds, not the ones who are actually brainwashed to kill themselves- don't have something like MONEY and OIL in mind. Just to take away Jesus, that's the GRAND plan! LMFAO. This separates the people who know about politics from real historical observation, and those who get it from church and Fox news. They don't know that no war is EVER fought w/o purely resources and money in mind, and NOTHING else. Everything else like religion, is just used to get the little people fired up.

And this is a gem...
"Obama fanboys are white, and they don't seem to realize, or care that Obama has many ties and words out of his own mouth that seem to prove his disdain for white people."

Disdain for white people? You seem to have a disdain for black people, I can tell ya that.
And this type of "voter" says race plays no role in how they vote.

Submitted by happyface on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 3:21pm.

i second that.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:54am.
Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:49am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:43am.
Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:41am.

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FloOFROTFLlll libhip just doesn't get it, huh?

oh damn you guys are on fire today; just chomping on libhip's unhumorous ass.

lib, are you beck's illegitimate mutt child? is there something you want to tell us? it's ok, we're openminded. talk to us.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:00pm.
Oh no, don't report LIB-HIP, it's like watching a three year old navigate a turtleneck....

I love how all these fools are looking at unemployment go up and blaming it on Obama. Bitches, it was going to go down b/c we fuckin' crashed! The point was to soften the fall, and that's been done. Man, some white folks can't take a DAY with a black president. They're as racist as fuck and say we just throw around the term racist. These teabaggers want literacy tests (note how the crowd at the Tea Party didn't applaud for spelling tests, just English. They knew which one they had a better chance of passing: the phonetic test). Yet, Obama is a racist for fuckin' BEING black! These white conservative Klansmen get really nervous with an "uppity black man" in office. They even shout out "liar" during a presdential address. (And I'm white, but this is ridiculous watching people who didn't care about spending all of a sudden care when it actually is meant to benefit the country.)

"I guess what I was referring to is the point that many Obama fanboys are white, and they don't seem to realize, or care that Obama has many ties and words out of his own mouth that seem to prove his disdain for white people."
Wow, a little sensitive about being the victim of racism? Hmm, I you probably think black people and Hispanics are exaggerating when they complain about REAL racism. What words of disdain does Obama share about white people? Is it something you can quote from a book of his, where he's not explaining a racial identity crisis he may have gone through? Does he really say "White people are..."? No. You don't think racism exists when you vote for anything against minorities' direct interests and benefit, but give a Black man who doesn't pretend to be white a position of importance, and you wanna call out racism!
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Ha! So true.

And Glenn Beck is 46?! Holy shit, that's some bad life choices and genetics. But I guess being crazy and angry will do that to you.

Whoa! 215 comments! What's going on? This is the longest Birthday Sluts post I've ever seen!

Happy birthday to suave and handsome Robert Wagner!
I still mourn his wife Natalie Wood.I adore her. :o(

I thought Glenn Beck was much older than 46.

Glen Beck rocks, suck it libtards. Michael K rocks too, I just wish he wouldn't speak about politics because he isn't so smart in that department.

@FLATBUSH

just smile mysteriously and don't say a word, inwardly roll your eyes and be thankful for your common sense!

Jesus what a fucked up birthday. A trifecta from hell. You got that under medicated, bipolar half wit Beck, Kramer-who couldn't back fast enough when the economy shat all over itself, and the self absorbed douche Spitz.

Thank heaven for Ms. Price! I raise a vodka toast to you. You have more grace and class in your elegant pinky that those three morons combined.

"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel

Peeps who actually believe the drivel glen beck and the rest of fox news tells them are like adorable tiny kittens with milk mustaches!

EILEEN
IF YOU MARRY ME I'LL WEAR A SPEEDO JUST FOR YOU
THANX FOR GETTING MY BACK

SONG DEDICATION FOR YOU
-MISS AMANDA JONES, BY MARCH VIOLETS

I am afraid of becoming Glen Becks fan on facebook
due to my very anti glen back anti rush limbaugh anti fox anti cnn and anti everything else co worker who posts about 5 Huffpo articles a day and praises Obama like insane bitch that she is
and she is one white angry bitch I dun wana mess with :x

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Ball friendly

@sal
lol. I'm pretty sure the mods don't give a shit what goes on around here unless it's a bot. I mean, its probably just MK anyway...he's just as filthy as the rest of us.

Glenn Beck is awesome and I'm not afraid to say so!!!!!

But I think Michael K rules too. You can see how conflicted my morals are.

Submitted by lifeislikecake on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:56pm.
salacious, I think I got reported for overusing the words cunt and twat. I couldn't post for a few days last week, lol.

What the shit? Is that why you were MIA? Who was that fucking prude cunt who ratted you out? It sure as hell wasn't me, babe! I mean, we're all adults here (I think). Didn't you report yourself though?

There's is no such thing as cunt or twat overusing unless it's Lindsey or Paris you're talking about.

Oh no, don't report LIB-HIP, it's like watching a three year old navigate a turtleneck....

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

salacious, I think I got reported for overusing the words cunt and twat. I couldn't post for a few days last week, lol.

*reports self*

The thing you're calling "commercialism" is actually "CAPITALISM".