Hot Slut Of The Day!

Just when I was about to make Shadoe Stevens (the tranquilizing voice who gently made sweet love to our drums as the host of American Top 40 in the 80s) Hot Slut of the Day, my eyes landed on this picture of him with his Beverly Cunningham. Sorry Shadoe, your ass will have to wait another day, because I cannot ignore this glamorous creature before me! Beverly is the most ravishing prize in the claw game!

Before Beverly became Mrs. Shadoe, she was an international supermodel (Phoebe Price's chicken cutlets just twitched). Beverly retired from the world of mall fashion shows so that she could focus all her energy on looking as glamorous as possible when escorting Shadoe to events. AND HOW! Now before you tell me that everybody wore tattered pink orphan skirts in the 80s, you should know that the picture above is from 2004! If the door knocker earrings or pink flamingo jacket doesn't make your soul split like Tommy Girl's panties at a male-only Scientology meeting, then her pink teddy bear wearing combat boots will! It might be a drug mule or it might be where she keeps her lip gloss and bottle of White Shoulders.

Every ho going to the Oscars better leave her clutch at home, and pick up a pink teddy bear backpack instead. Beverly Cunningham knows glamour.