Vadge Has Found Her Next Victim
Baby Jesus may or may not be waking everybody up in Vadge's house by crying for a bottle in the dead of night. Some say Baby Jesus is back in his manger. And others say Madonna and child are still going strong. The Daily Mail is going with the former, and is saying that Vadge's cooch is already spinning a web around a new prey. According to some hos, Vadge is circling around 24-year-old Spanish model Jon Kortajarena and can't wait to suck the life out of him (through his peen hole). It's a good thing Vadge's snatch knows how to queef "I'll get you my pretty" in Spanish.
Vadge first laid her beady eyes on Jon at the New York premiere party for A Single Man. In the movie, Jon plays a hustler Colin Firth's character meets outside of a liquor store. Dude made my nipples coo when he lit up Colin's fag. I guess he made Vadge's nipples coo (sounds like a duck dying) too, because she wants to make him hers! A source says that at the party Vadge flirted with Jon hardcore, "Jon looked slightly uncomfortable with the attention but was, nonetheless, flattered. She has made some enquiries about him and has found out a bit more about some of his future modeling gigs in a bid to use her influence to his advantage. She is going to invite him to some social events in New York."
Jon shouldn't fight it. I'm sure Vadge has already redecorated the nursery for him and ordered a dozen custom-made "Property of Vadge" onesies in his size. Jon should just lay his nuts on a silver platter and deliver them to Vadge. What Witchy Poo wants, Witchy Poo gets.
And I can't say I blame Vadge. Jon's brows really are a thing of beauty. They look like the perfectly conditioned landing strip of a second tier stripper. I bet they smell like Victoria's Secret body spray, old man sweat and Jergens.
Here's a few modeling pictures of Baby Jesus' replacement:
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Submitted by delay on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:51am.
this is such a joke! the guy is a BIG BOTTOM! my friend in Barcelona fucked him!
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Well, Vadge is a certified TOP. And a rough one, at that. SO, I don't see any problem here, none at all.
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this is such a joke! the guy is a BIG BOTTOM! my friend in Barcelona fucked him!
Madonna looks weird
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I see that I am late to the party, but I think that although Vadge probably had cheek implants and all of the rest, I suspect the chin is courtesy of longterm HGH use. Think Tony Robbins who has an illness that causes the pituitary gland to make excess growth hormone ... think gigantism but after the bones have fused. The growth hormone directs itself to extremities and joints and internal organs. It is nasty and incomprehensible. Stallone was busted trying to get into Australia a couple of years ago with 50 vials of HGH btw.
I can think of at least 20 women (including my mother) who are older and WWAAYYY better looking than this hag...wtf happened to her...she has not aged gracefully and the way she insists on trying to be edgy and young is just embarassing. She is a disgrace as a human being and woman (but I am still not 100% convinced that she is a woman..regardless of the "pregnancies"), she is juts hideous and needs to back away from the plastic surgery like yesterday...what a sick ass piece of shit Vadge is.
She looks like Faye Dunnaway after she got old and nasty. If I were her I'm not sure I would be strutting that face in public.
I'm gonna give Vadge the benefit of the doubt here. Typically she looks good in pics. In this one her Madam Taussad's wax figure looks more lifelike.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Submitted by HoityToity on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:24am
Men do it all the time. Why can't people of the same age group find each other attractive?
Personally, I like them older them me.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
I like men that look like REAL men and not sissy femboys.
Tom Selleck, Scott Glen, Sam Elliott. Now those are real men!
I'll second what freshfacestripper said:
HER FACE????????
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HER FACE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's kind of 90's looking. Like some sort of trash she'd pick up after a long day on the set of a Guess Jeans campaign and a Justify My Love set at the Forum.
That is a bad hairdo for her.
Typical "soft and feathery" look for women over 45 to sport to make them look younger.
Stand on Madison or Park Avenue any day of the week and see that all of the women of this certain age are bleached blonde and have the same haircut.
She should have some sort of bob or longer cut with not as many layers.
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Submitted by HoityToity on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:21am.
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You totally nailed it.
Madonna = Succubus
This is probably what is the curse of being rich and famous. She is now reduced to living vicariously through young people just to stay relevant. Her quest to find young men is like that of a vampire's need to suck blood to stay young and satiated. Of course, this old hag is sucking on something totally different just so she can get a shine off of their youth. She was the icon of youth in the 80's and look at her now--pitiful! Some just don't know when to retire with their dignity intact.
I'm SO TURNED ON by guys with thick eyebrows. That's why i'm totally into Chuck and Sylar ( yes, I know he's gay).
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Why doesn't this bitch take care of the children she actually birthed/adopted instead of going after children to fuck.
I liked Jesus better, but I think Madonna should've stayed with Guy Ritchie...
He's someone she can grow old with...but that's the thing she doesn't want to grow "old" with anyone...
What is up with Vadge and these gay guys? This is so "Truth or Dare" 1990, which was 20 years ago! Geez, Vadge, you are regurgitating yourself now. Britney Spears is even growing up compared to this.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 10:22pm.
Seriously she has a face that could stop a cock.
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Ahahahahahahha! A face that could stop a cock????AHAHAHAHH....Wait a minute...*looking into mirror....applying extra layer of cock attracting make up to tiger visage*....AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, carry on....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Seriously she has a face that could stop a cock.
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Let me remember things I love,
Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin' along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight.
Madonna has beome nothing more than a fag hag and not in a good way.
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Let me remember things I love,
Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin' along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight.
Adore the eyebrows, but I'm not so keen on the man attached to them. Unless he's got a monster in his slacks, then I'm in love.
...dude is gay....the gaydar is tingling! SHAZAM!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 9:03pm.
While she thinks renting the young 'uns like this makes her look youthful, adventurous and sexy, it sadly has the opposite effect and makes her look even older and desperate. And yes, I say that about men who do the same. Bitches need to act like grownups eventually.
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Yep, the only way this ol' broad could shock anyone is by GOING THE FUCK AWAY! Really, public to Vagde: we.are.over.you.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
geezus, she's starting to look like Brenda Vacarro.
HER FACE!!! Oh, Vadge...Mother Nature is not the one...Bitch will have her revenge when faced wif some face fuckery like you done did, and that pic is evidence of MN's wrath...
It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature....
*sound of thunder*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's hot but as Zonko said, gay as the day is long. But he is hotttttt.
This image just makes me sad.
Time to fire up Desperately Seeking Susan again... simply because she was so fucking hot in that flick.
She looks like an over-used teabag.
It's a sick sad world after all, and I am one of the commentators.
She used to be a trailblazer; now she's just predictable and unoriginal: Older woman/younger man. Yawn. She's now just a cliche.
DON'T LOOK NOW!
If this is the post you landed on, turn away. You'll vomit just from looking @ these pics.
Don't know what's worse...watching Hoarders on A&E or looking at the Vadge's face slowly dissolving.
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@ dementa
Yes, she looks like a freak here. Her chin implant looks very massive and manly in this photo. Her cheek implants are starting to be less prominent as they get reabsorbed by her body, remember when a couple of years ago she had those big round boulders under her eyes?
This dude's brow situation turnin me off
if u got two bushy landing strips formin a union on ur face then boy u need to pluck wax pluck!
Disfuckingustinnnn!
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He looks like Lourdes with those eyebrows! Maybe Mama is vetting him for her daughter?
little rascal, man, it's scary imagining all that crap in your face, plus having it stretched out of shape artificially. Think when she looks in the mirror she sees someone "young," not a creepy desperate hag?
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 2:58pm.
While she thinks renting the young 'uns like this makes her look youthful, adventurous and sexy, it sadly has the opposite effect and makes her look even older and desperate.
Co-signed on that, I was just thinking the same thing. The bad plastic surgery only enhances the desperation.
@ TimC
And don't forget that wherever in her face Madonna has Botox injections, she physically can't move her muscles because Botox is a Botulinum toxin that works by paralyzing muscles. And of course she probably has hyaluronic acid (Juviderm) fillers or fat fillers or collagen fillers or whatever they use to fill in the wrinkles/lines and plump up the face. And look how unnaturally high her eyebrows are, she has that "surprised" look, she obviously had face lift or maybe eye/brow lift.
More fresh meat for Lilith to suck the soul out of. I've seen tarantula wasps with more discretion.
jesus is hotter imo...
damn another clit-wrangler for her to leech the hawt out of. hopefully (from his lack of enthusiasm) he likes the men and will turn her grisly arse down.
hot lips.. but why does madonna always go for really young guys?
At first I wondered what the hell these guys thought when they saw Vadge naked and makeupless in the bright morning light, but I then realized she probably never lets them sleep over or leaves their places before dawn.
Like a vampire.
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Holy crap, Bette Davis has come back from the grave! And she's bonking a dude with caterpillar brows!
I will say one thing for Vadge.
She has excellent taste in Latino ass.
Her taste in white guys is horrendous.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
That plastic surgery is scary. She looks very pretty, sometimes. But when she tries to use her facial muscles, she ends up making wierd faces like that one. I guess it's hard for the face to adjust to all those chicken cutlets stuffed everywhere. I think the chin implant(s) must make it very hard for her to talk normally. She looks like a stroke victim who is just learning how to talk again. I wonder if she sends spittle flying and drool running down her bib.
Hmm, wrong victim, Vadge, I'm afraid...
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Madonna looks over pinched in the face, not a good look.