Monday, February 8th 2010
Sooooo Close
During a drag show in Brazil a few days ago, Beyonce slipped on Michelle Williams' career and aaaaaaaaaalmost busted her ass. I need a refund. I had the laughs locked and ready to go, but Beyonce's triple decker ass did not hit the stage. Just when she was about to go boom, her wig spread its wings and saved the day. Damn.
It sucks for us that Beyonce's nalgas didn't kiss the stage, but it's good for Solange. Because when Beyonce falls, the ceiling in Solange's basement drops down 2 inches.
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This chick is a falling expert. I love it.
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I remember back when she was with Destiny's Child performing on B.E.T. and Michelle was the one who suddenly fell and Beyonce and Kelly looked down at her for a split second then walked right over her and kept performing!
this child is a tumble away from really hurting herself
Walk much?
AND, I was really going to say, "nice catch, Sasha!" But the ubber-bitch came outta me...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by WickedBitch on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 2:04pm.
Falls happen to the best of us, yet I always get a cheap chuckle when these "performers" try and recover by pretending nothing happened
Erm, haven't you heard of the show must go on? One of your duties as a performer in the event you make a mistake is to mask/incorporate it as best you can and go on like nothing happened. Is she supposed to stop the show and cry?
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YES DAMMIT!!! We want to see tears and snot and barfing while the stage falls under her fat ass and her be a big fucking quitter!!!! ;P
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Falls happen to the best of us, yet I always get a cheap chuckle when these "performers" try and recover by pretending nothing happened
Erm, haven't you heard of the show must go on? One of your duties as a performer in the event you make a mistake is to mask/incorporate it as best you can and go on like nothing happened. Is she supposed to stop the show and cry?
Ho knows how to recover from a tilted wig, that's fo sho!
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ok, I'm no fan of this bleating bitch, but as a performer myself who's unfortunately pretty g/d klutzy, that was a great save.
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She looks like she has to pee.
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That avatar... whisky tango foxtrot!?!
LOL.
This post is pointless. You can do better, MK.
Bouncy makes me want to vomit all over myself, I would love to rip that wig of her head and make her eat it.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Youre breakin my heart pleco youre breakin my heart
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Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:23am.
I predict britney will fall doing something in public next
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Her bag of Cheetos will always break her fall.
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I predict britney will fall doing something in public next
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I agree Angel- people fall, and yes it is funny....but I like Beyonce. She works hard, and I love a lot of her music.
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Can't see the vid right now, but I can imagine how she "danced" - like a brokedown, Tina Turner wannabe.
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Her attempt to cover it up was lame. Just acknowledge that you fell, you proud bitch. Yes, she can sing but I HATE her songs. They are annoying and overplayed. She needs to take notes from people like Aaliyah, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, SWV and Total.
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like her or not, she gets points for the smooth recovery.
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Dammit, bitch! You shouldn't tease your detractors like that.
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Falls happen to the best of us, yet I always get a cheap chuckle when these "performers" try and recover by pretending nothing happened (J-Ho's was the absolute best in recent memory.)
When B "recovers" here, she makes it look like she intended to incorporate the Nepalese birthing position into the clownish choreography.
As if.
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Submitted by d-nice on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:41am.
she is WAY overrated
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I dunno about over rated but she is over exposed. I can't swing a dead cat without seeing her on a magazine cover or dropping a new album 5 minutes after the last one. And the videos and concerts.
When does she find time to fuck her husband?
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So close!...and of course she knows how to make the best out of her near fall, that was kinda neat but not as sweet as it could've been.
she is WAY overrated.
she dances really...for lack of a better word, hard. she isn't fluid or graceful but looks like she is have a seizure.
so her almost falling looks like her busted moves.
She did her biggest concert to date yesterday in Sao Paulo: 68 thousand people in Morumbi stadium.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:29am.
Well, to be fair, she has all that weight on about three square inches of shoe. It's like an elephant on clothespins.
I'm not calling her fat, either, bitches. Just plump. And that wig must weigh about 10 pounds, too. Damn. Is hair THAT attractive? Is three wigs' worth of hair better than one? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Aha ha ha ha ha!!! It's posts like the one above that keep me coming back to D-Listed... What a fuckin' talented bag o' bitches! :oD
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Bitch is overrated but she had a svengali dad who was smart enough to get her married fug ass and also exploited other girls and tricked them into becoming her backup singers.
Submitted by Supertramp on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:30am.
Too much of a big deal has been made about Beyonce. She's an average singer who can only aspire to be as great as Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha and all the other legends.
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I think Beyonce's a really good singer...all those other women hadda start somewhere too. I can hate on Beyonce for a lot of things but I think the bitch does pretty good work.
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At least she's doing a good job of keeping that fat ass of hers covered up with a tent dress.
I think Beyonce's smart in her song choices. Like Rihanna. Well, most of the time. (Song choices? I sound like Randy Jackson. A little pitchy too.)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:31am
Everytime I see your sig, I craze a grill cheese sammie. And now I can't have one because I'm snowed in for another day.
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Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:22am
I had my mute button on. Don't need to hear her screech this early in the morning.
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Too much of a big deal has been made about Beyonce. She's an average singer who can only aspire to be as great as Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha and all the other legends.
Well, to be fair, she has all that weight on about three square inches of shoe. It's like an elephant on clothespins.
I'm not calling her fat, either, bitches. Just plump. And that wig must weigh about 10 pounds, too. Damn. Is hair THAT attractive? Is three wigs' worth of hair better than one? Inquiring minds want to know.
Yeah, she covered it up pretty well.
I don't like the way she's yelling out that "Irreplaceable" song though. I actually like that song cause it's all quietly dramatic and shit.
did she really almost fall? almost looked like she meant to do it... fuck i don't know...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I'd lable that as more of a stumble. Barely.
Get back to us when she falls down some stairs again.
And that weave is making my eye twitch. I'm thinking she believe that is her real hair.
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I love seeing bitches fall as much as the next hor, but this is an EPIC FAIL as a "fall" video.
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Ok, so Beyonce can sing and is relatively good at dancing, but her music SUCKS MAJOR HAIRY BALLS.
Why did this bitch win all them Grammy's???? She didn't even write any of that tripe anyway.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Its really early here, but my take on this shitastrophy is: Help I've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!!!
NO offense but this is lame. People fall. It happens.
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