Is This The Precious Face Of A Gayelle Who Would Hit A Lohan?
On Friday there was a rumor going around the block that Lindsay Lohan threw a drink at SamRo during a fight at some club. Well, today there's a new story about how SamRo threw her fists at HoHan's face. This is what happens when Michael Lohan and fan fiction meet.
A source (aka The Bagina Basher of Long Island) close to both SamRo and HoHan tells Radar that there's some lezzie domestic violence shit going on. The source said, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head. She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
It doesn't help matters that SamRo moved into LiLo's apartment building, “It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”
While I'm sure the two have whooped each other over the last line, I don't know if I completely buy this. I just tried to envision LiLo as Sophia and SamRo as Harpo from The Color Purple, and it didn't work. I even pictured LiLo giving the "All my life..." speech to Pooty. Does not compute.
This rumor sounds like something that came out of Michael Lohan's ass during one of his more intense bowel movements. But if it is true, throw SamRo in the clink! Actually, SamRo surrounded by butch puss doesn't sound like much of a punishment. Throw her in White Oprah's basement instead!
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Hollywood Gossip
This girl looks so butch she kind of turns me on, like Chloe Sevigny in "If These Walls Could Talk 2".
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Am I the only one who thinks that banner pic looks like the love child of SamRo and Ali Lohan?
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If you run, you'll only die tired.
Put away the bird and the bratty face hypocrite famewhore. Nothing says waste of time like an angry rich "kid".
SamRo was just trying to beat some sense into Hohan.
And as usual, it didn't work.
I do not feel sorry for Lindsey, she brought all of this on herself.
Why does SamRo behave with such hatred when it's her stepfather's fame that has gotten her such a cushy non-career?!? Bitch needs some attitude adjustment.
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"Something in the pipe ain't smoky.”
Awww. Isn't that romantic? Theirs is the love of a Hollywood film...
..."Bound", "Windows", "Personal Best", "In the Glitter Palace", "Mulholland Drive", "Single White Female", "The Fox" etc.
Give it up, SamRo!
Yeah, you're 33 years old and it's just so, ummmm....COOL to make your "tough dude" face and flip off the paps....
Impressive.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I would pay to see SamRo kick LiLo's ass. You know SamRo kickstarts their vibrator.
Whose turn is it this week for stalking...I thought Samro was stalking Hohan.
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"Harpo! Who dis woman?"
I fucking LOVE this show...
xoxox @ MK
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...We've talked about the whole scrunch/goofy face thing before! If you don't want people to think your just as nuts as HoHan then stop it!
The Evil One thinks the WWE should put both of these asshats in pairs of Lilo's leggings and leotards and make`em a main event on Raw! Scrunchy the Wonder DJ vs. Snorty the Human (barely) Carpet Cleaner and end this once and for all! How about a Texas Cage Match to the death?!
I think they both ask for what they get...Fools...
I thought it was the other way around and that Blohan moved into Samro's apartment building, just to be that much more of a stalker.
You had to mention her fingers....now I have a mental of where they have been and I feel gross! I need a shower.
Sam Ro is famous for what? Making ugly faces and flipping off the paps while doing blow with blohan? Geez.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:27pm.
Is it wrong that I find SamRo kinda sexy?
First Taylor Lautner and now this?? shudder
I would pay cash money to see Hohan get smacked in the kisser! Walloped in the mug! Ger fed a knuckle sandwich! Smacked in the pan! Bashed upside the head!
Oh yes I would!
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Her fingers creep me out.
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And the drama goes on and on and on...
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Don't hate on SamRo, cuz sometimes you just gotta whoop that trick!
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That is the face of an ABUSER!
TBH I'd love to use that heroin hag as a punching bag.
Lindsay Gives proceeds of leggings she cant sell to Haiti.
Lindsay goes back to her red hair.
Lindsay is a hoarder.
Lindsay is not on drugs.
Lindsay was not stalking Samantha & tossing drinks in her face.
Lindsay was abused.
Lindsay has a loving relationship with her father.
come on people, when you "break up", you break up. You need to stop hitting on each other.
i could totally get behind Chris Brown style violence on that heroin trash.
They're all such a high class bunch...
Hopfully these two will do a Sid and Nancy and end our misery.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Why would Ronson live in the same building as her crazy ex stalker?????
who WOULDN't want to punch lindsay lohan in the face and WHY would that be a crime.
They belong together.. I am hoping star-crossed love and when they do go buh-bye.. they know that when you to the other side ..they go down the road not across...effin twats
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:56am.
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DJ lessons from SamRo:
1) Download Billboards top 100 from itunes. Add in some extra r&b and dance music from 2007, 2008, and 2009 top 100 lists.
2) Stand in a booth; hook your ipod up to speakers
3) Press 'shuffle' and 'play' on your ipod.
VOILA! You are a DJ!
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here's what you're missing.
4) Have a washed up, strung out starlet hanging by your booth. Occasionally make out with her while you're "spinning"... and BINGO! Get ready to collect $25000 per session.
Samantha Ronson is using Lynsanity for her career!
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:27pm.
Is it wrong that I find SamRo kinda sexy?
Okay, Shane from The L Word was fucking sexy, but this "thing" is as sexy as Carrot Top. In other words, it doesn't do anything for the heteroflexible in me.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:56am.
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DJ lessons from SamRo:
1) Download Billboards top 100 from itunes. Add in some extra r&b and dance music from 2007, 2008, and 2009 top 100 lists.
2) Stand in a booth; hook your ipod up to speakers
3) Press 'shuffle' and 'play' on your ipod.
VOILA! You are a DJ!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:27pm.
Is it wrong that I find SamRo kinda sexy?
YES !! lol
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Then I don't wanna be right!
Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:27pm.
Is it wrong that I find SamRo kinda sexy?
YES !! lol
Is it wrong that I find SamRo kinda sexy?
A face only a Lohan could love.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I hope this scissor sister kicks the crap out of lohan. Bitch deserves it. As does her lezzie licker, samro...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Ugh if Lilo wanted to play lesbot with someone, why didn't she choose someone who looks half decent. What is the appeal of this nasty thing?
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Two useless girls that relish the drama their sorry, empty lives have become.
The welts on Bloholes head was probably from where Samho had to slap the piss out of her to revive her from one of her drug binges.
Some people deserve pity. Blohole deserves a body bag.
Two unhealthy people does not a healthy relationship make. When people grow the hell up, they realize drama is just drama--not a representation of the intensity of their love.
Damn you Lilo for making me sound like Dr. Phil!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Lilo's a victim all right--her tormenter is her inner addict and libido--and memories of her family of origin. Can't hardly put a restraining order on part of her brain, though.
I still think samro's a cutie and I would like her to give me DJ lessons and help me find cool t-shirts to wear...
After seeing Lohan on ET
I feel bad for her.....her face looks gross
Its like she on heroin or some nasty shit like that
soooooo dirty and gross looking
and Samro looks like straight up heroin addict too
I think Samro turned Lohan into Mess she is
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After seeing Lohan on ET
I feel bad for her.....her face looks gross
Its like she on heroin or some nasty shit like that
soooooo dirty and gross looking
and Samro looks like straight up heroin addict too
I think Samro turned Lohan into Mess she is
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I wouldn't call Lindsey a victim. Nor would I suspect her to be completely innocent in this mess.
She's a junkie, who most likely fuels these arguements with her paranoia and is the one who gets physical first.
Damn, SamRon looks like the mummified remains of my foreskin.
More Beck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE&feature=channel
Yeah, He Idolizes me.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Oprah HAS NEVER BEEN GREATER THAN SHE WAS IN THE COLOR PURPLE. (Sorry-hit the CAPS key by accident)
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
TequilaTax on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:31am.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:27am
I need rich parents. Both of mine are broke and selfish to boot.
lets trade mine no joke I rather they have no will cause all we gonna get is debt :(
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma