Betty White Wins Every Time
It goes without saying that my favorite ad from last night's Super Commercial Bowl 2010 was Betty White's commercial for Snickers. Betty White is like bacon. Her presence makes everything better. That being said, Snickers did get it a little twisted. Betty White could murder a herd of Khloe Kardashians just by flinching, so I didn't appreciate that "you're playing like Betty White" line. More like you're NOT playing like Betty White.
The rest of the commercials paled in comparison, but let's talk bout a couple of them anyway. Google's ad was at the top of a bunch of lists. While watching this mess, I couldn't help but think that Hollywood is going to turn this into a feature-length romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks as the Googler and Meg Ryan as the French girl. You've Got Google In Paris!
Oprah and Letterman's sequel to their 2007 ad also starred Conan O'Brien's dream killer. The commercial is more entertaining if you picture all of them pantless. And also if you picture Gayle King munching on Oprah's Frito-Lay pie.
Click here to see the rest of the commercials. The theme of the night was the balls-less man! Is Kate Gosselin producing commercials now?
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*giggle* I dunno. I think it's funny. *shrugs*
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And yeah. Old people getting knocked down, not so funny.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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I love Betty White, and that's why I actually didn't like the commercial. It seemed kinda mean to old people. Why is it funny watching old people getting knocked down? Didn't really see the humor. jmho
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When Abe Vigoda appeared there was a collective cry of "Fish!" in my rec room, lol.
I think Leno and Letterman are both tired - give me Craig Ferguson any day of the week and I'm a happy woman.
Thank goodness there was Betty White! She single handedly saved an otherwise boring super bowl adfest this year.
The Bud Light Vocoder was the best.
My sense of humor appreciates the Teleflora commercial.
The Who was lame, so blame Justin and Janet. Instead of pulling them from the grave, I predict(and sadly i'm serious) they will go the other direction and Justin Bieber will be the entertainment next year.
The best character ever created for prime-time television was Sue Ann Nivens on the Mary Tyler Show. Watching sweet faced Betty playing that two faced, conniving woman was really a treat!
The minute I saw Betty White, I thought to myself, "MK's gonna love this!!" =)
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The minute I saw Betty White, I thought to myself, "MK's gonna love this!!" =)
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I used to wear White Shoulders...back in the day!
The Betty White one was great! :D
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
The Chevy Chase hotel commercial with the kid valet karate-kicking his car's door shut made me laugh.
There is no way Orcah Winfrey was there in person. If so she would be eating the food on the table in front of her fat ass.
love, love, LOVE me some Betty White!!! that's the Golden Girl for sure. So nice to see that she is so loved by many at her age.
Loved Betty White and the house made of budlight cans. The chickens were funny also.
Love Betty White.
Love Abe Vigoda.
Didn't watch Super Bowel (typo, stays).
*slinks out of thread*
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
did they ever do a sequel for the farting squirrel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q
Letterman lost mad respect from me. Back up the shit you say about someone, don't include him in a bullshit commercial... you dumb fuck!
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M.E. I totally LOVE those! They crack me up...
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The babies rocked!! Betty White rocked!!
The Who? who dat? Not so much. but it beats having JLo. God NO!
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
I LOVE LOVE LOVE how Dave mocked Leno to his backstabbing weasel face in that "Late Night" ad. I'm still pissed off about how everything went down.
TEAM CONAN!!!
'Snickers Satisfies' Snooki from JS should make this her new motto.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
The E*Trade baby commercials are funny too.
Submitted by char on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:48pm.
Loved the Doritos commercial with the little boy slapping the dude. "Don't touch my momma or my Doritos" Haaa Haaa
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That and the Betty White one were my faves this year. The whale one was good too!!
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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU
@Pleco -- Ha! So THAAATS Why.
@Ang -- I kept waiting for Horatio to come on stage.. they were in Miami afterall
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Budweiser needs to bring back the Frogs, Gecko's and weasel.
Google just summed up how boring a breeder's life is.
Betty White and Abe Vigoda in the same commercial rocked! Someone needs to put them back on TV starring in their own show and let everyone know how it's done. I was so into Betty I didn't even pay attention to the Snickers part. Now that's star power!
This commercial is completely a publicity stunt for all in attendance. Jay wants to gain his popularity again for his Late Night show (ratings folks), Oprahs wants to maintain her savior/mediator/angel of heaven image, and Letterman wants Jay to shut the fuck up with the infidelity jokes (he wants a draw).
Phony commercial and rather uncomfortable to watch. Bitches.
Have you ever wondered what happeded to the guys on the "Wassup" Bud commercial?
Watch and see. Be sure to watch the entire thing. Its sooo funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB71kG_UT0A&feature=related
I thought they were all pretty weak. Like SNL, the Super Bowl commercials used to be clever, or at least funny.
TequilaTax: love your signature. I love that PSB video. Creepy old Joss Ackland happily bobbing along in the back seat.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:59am.
I mean who gives as a rat's ass about the fucking super bowl and the ads? Seriously. Football is just about the WORST sports out there. Horrible. Mind numbingly stupid - just like its players. So whats the fucking deal with the ads during super bowl. ESPECIALLY if one of the ads has that hypocritical, cunty oreo Oprah fucking Winfrey in it.
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How do you really feel about that CandyPerfumeGirl? LOL
In time Oprah's unearthly origins will be revealed
TEAM SUPERBOWL!
Submitted by Secret Original on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:46pm.
Fuck me, I choked up watching a goddamn Google ad.
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It gave me the chills and goosebumps against my will.
Jack - It does kind of seem like a conspiracy though after that commercial.
LMAO fishy... CONSPIRACY!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Loved the Doritos commercial with the little boy slapping the dude. "Don't touch my momma or my Doritos" Haaa Haaa
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Ang - you gdamm smartass it was a harmless question!! I'ma kidding witchu... :)
Seriouosly, pretty good thinkin there, ang... csi theme song... good catch, I didn't put the two together. but then again, imma simple country boy.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I liked Petty too. The years all run together, but Prince, Stones, and all those dinosaurs are my cups of tea.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Fuck me, I choked up watching a goddamn Google ad.
The Dorito's Underdog was my favorite.
TAZE TAZE!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA!
I thought Springsteen last year was great.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
When the Leno/Letterman commerical came on, my uncle started yelling, "I told you that it was pre-planned conspiracy between them all for ratings!" He was ranting. LOL!
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Supertramp,
THey did sound horrible at first. I don't know if they got better as it went on or if I just got used to it?? I have never been a huge Who fan, but I do like a lot of their songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkRx3NZ-qp4&feature=PlayList&p=25807FEA15...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:11pm.
I noticed that Oprah isn't eating anything in the ad.
And who eats chips with no dip?
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Eh, I do that, otherwise I end up finish the bag by myself and pretty quickly.
I loved the Dodge Charger commercial! LMAO!!!
Coma Caca!
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I thought the Google ad was sweet.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
I didn't mean for that to sound smart assy, btw.
I watched some of the commercials. I can't believe the Megan Fox one made me laugh. The best damn thing she has ever been in.
The Careerbuilder ad had me in tears. Especially when he went to get some water from the water cooler.
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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:28pm
I think I've fallen in love with your avie. Damn, she was a hot catwoman. I'd kill to have her cheek bones.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:28pm.
Seriously, The Who? Was Lady Caca busy?
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It's all about the tie-ins and self-promotion of the network. The theme song of CSI, anyone? anyone?