From Vadge To Kate To Cameron
OK! Magazine is saying that manskank A-Rod has replaced Kate Hudson with Cameron Diaz as his part-time fuck partner. Apparently, A-Roidy and Cameron dry humped and slobbered on each other at a Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night. Where was the dog catcher with a garden hose when we really needed one?
The witness-type said that a drunk ass Cameron was freaking on A-Rod all night, “A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up. They were having a great time. Cameron was grinding on A-Rod.”
Cameron Diaz should not be grinding on A-Rod at some party. Cameron shouldn't even be at a party to begin with. Cameron should be at the doctor's office to figure out why her face looks like a week-old pizza slice that has been reheated in the microwave. Bitch's face is melting! Although, grinding on A-Rod could be the cause of that.
Here's A-Rod and Cameron posing with two leather daddies on Saturday night. Tommy Girl must have let out an after-butt-sex queef while this picture was taken, because Stepford Katie looks like she's in the middle of a face seizure.
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diaz looks ugly
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Not really an improvement, she looks like the sister of Brook Hogan in this pic.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
“From Vadge To Kate To Cameron”
Is that the working title for the CDC report?
I will give Ms. Daiz props for not getting a fake boob job, fake lips and the usual Hollyweird knife treatment.
A-roidy is a stuck up arse who left his wife for Vadge.
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Valtrex alert!
He needs some of Madge's cheek implants and Jesus Luz is in dire need of a chin implants/
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Cameron gets uglier by the minute. The fucking Joker looks better than she does.
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"Something in the pipe ain't smoky.”
Cameron is still super-cute, but she has REALLY aged.
Looks like too much sun.
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I LOVE my Hispanic men, but I don't get the appeal of this guy. He looks idiotic. And for all his money, his hair & clothes are pretty lame
And I actually have curves, so apparently, he wouldn't dig my ass either.
Not sad.
What is with Cameron's hair? It looks like shit. I'll give her props for not Botoxing her face to complete stillness. I know she has awful skin, but damn, can't she use better make-up? I agree with one of the posters..she looks like she's wearing ho paint.
But seriously, girl, you're pushing 40. And few woman past 30 can pass off hair of that length. It just looks beat. At least comb it!
What do these tossers do besides pose the for paps? When was the last time they did anything?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
What a fugy mess this picture is. Katie looks older than all of them, and about as thrilled to be there as Tommygirl looks to be faking the straight. A-Roid looks about as gay as they come, and Cameron's cheeks are falling down her face...they are all a hot mess, but wtf is up with Katie looking older and more miserable every single day...her microchip needs a re-haul...and the best thing she could ever do in this life is to dump that stupid flake of a husband, Tommygirl.
oh god NO!
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:19pm.
I seriously don't understand the A-Rod attraction thing.
Nor do I. It has been proven he has a serious mommy complex and that he is about as intelligent as a pile of drunkbarf next to the dumpster behind Applebees.
Why is Katie wearing a set of $1.99 tie-back drapes from K-Mart under her jacket? With that hair and makeup she looks like a walking Blue Light Special.
MK is right. Cameron Diaz has awful skin. While she has a great body, and pretty features, she needs (and has needed) major facial resurfacing. I don't know why her agents didn't insist on it years ago. Pepperoni anyone?
This is called a photo op, nothing more, or less. I am positive of one thing: Cameron was drunk. Other than that, I am sure she wasn't really into A-Rod. He's neither good looking nor intelligent.
I seriously don't understand the A-Rod attraction thing. I mean, it's not like he's pulling in the ladies because of his money because they're all rich too. He gives John Mayer a run for it in the douchebag department and is average looking at best. Meh.
Fug couple alert! Tommygirl dragged katiebot along to pose with Cam to promote that movie they have coming out. YAWN!
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So A-Rod is gay too.
I can't hate on Cameron, she seems pretty cool. That said, I hope this baseball guy is just a hit-it-than-hit-the-road for her, 'cause he certainly seems like he's just doing the rounds. Use 'em before they use you I always say!
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 1:12pm.
yes, attempt at humor (sorta)
and thanks
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I think the grease is part of Cameron's bag of make up tricks, because I have seen her up close and personal and her face is parched and cracked everywhere like Arizona desert sand...she had the skin of an 80yo woman and it was not greasy at all.
Anyway, not hot, dry or oily...same goes for Tommy's scientolohole. Katie looks like a zombie that should be shot in the brains to be put out of her misery. And you know, A-Rod went picking up tranny dick on Biscayne Blvd. as soon as those pics were taken.
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Sorry but none of them look hittable/hot in the above photos and that is a sin and a goddamn shame since two of them are former models.
EPIC FAIL!
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Once Katie got with Cruise, she started doing all this weird shit with the closed mouth side smiles. It's like his advisors won't let her show her teeth when she smiles or something.
♥ Loozer. It's not the best song ever or anything, but I like it, maybe because it's "different"
Remember seeing pics of Katie's hands a while back & they were blue-grey? She'd taken to wearing gloves in public to disguise them. Someone commented that she was doing some Xenu-cleanse shit (???)
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I for one don't believe in gaydars. I think it's just a silly attempt to categorize people, because of our incessant need to label everything and everyone. No one is gay because of the way they look.
I do always love how baked Diaz looks. She is keepin it real every single time.
They're all gross. I find it somewhat funny who Tommy and Katie hang out with, or are these just photo-ops. I would think TG and K would be at home programming their kids.
Thanx M.E.!! Cool song!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Is Cameron's face melting or what?!
i think cameron is just looking extra harsh because of her makeup. she looks muuuuchhh better more natural..which could be said for most women!
Whoever say A-Roidy is gay...ITA! I met him in Chicago and my gaydar immediately went off! He was a douchebag, too.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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What a bunch of goddam twits.
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Borrrrrrrrring!
@ Raul Duke
Very funny! And, may I add:
Definitely not Godiva - too klassy.
It's a pretty sad statement that Tommy Girl is the best looking woman in the pix.
Loozer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_OWaItNJM
Cameron looks right for her age, like she probably gets some sun and whatnot, but in no way does she look terrible. I just dislike the double standard of judging people in the media, if she looked like Heidi Montag would you say she looks great?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:50pm.
A-Roid's love life is a Whitman's Sampler of used pussy.
Raul, you're such a poet. *dies*
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:54pm.
I watched a vintage Katie movie this weekend, Disturbing Behavior. Well, obviously, I watched it because of James Marsden, but it reminded me that Katie was actually pretty and cool before Xenu Boy.
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I liked that movie, I also love the song in it from The Fly's. "Got You (Where I want you)"
Cameron was so pretty when she came out in "The Mask" -- what happened to her? Yikes.
How is this happening? I mean, I love Cameron but man,I would never suspect A-Rod to be so into the older/mom blonde's of Hollywood! LOL!
Cameron looks TERRIBLE, and truthfully I usually thinks she looks good (albeit, pizza-facey). She just looks beat...as does Katie Holmes (no surprise there). I love how both Katie and Cameron are crouching while posing with Tom.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 1:10pm.
"Katie alwasy seems to have that 'ya I know I'm with a dbag' look whenever you see her pictured with him. It's like she's resigned to the fact her life is fucked."
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I agree, Whamo.
And even when she DOES wake up from her Xenu-induced coma and ditches Tommy's gay ass, she knows that she will NEVER be free... from the alien$. She really IS fucked.
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
Do we need any further evidence that A-Rod is gay? first he dated Mad Madge who looks like a manly body with a witch's face, then he dated Kate Hudson's boy body, and now he's dating Cammy who looks like the world's oldest teenage boy.
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Not to mention his first wife was manish looking too.
In the top picture it looks like her cheek implants slipped down a coupla inches. Wierd looking close up........
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 1:13pm.
Don't hate me because I find Katie's jacket beautiful.
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Well, I don't... I actually got a stiffy for Tommy Girl's...
Don't hate me because I find Katie's jacket beautiful.
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