Dear Strange Hand, Maddox Will Not High Five You
Maddox won't even shake that hand. Hell, he won't air kiss it! That strange hand just needs to leave its offering at Maddox's feet and BE GONE!
So yesterday was supposed to be Maddox and his pet billy goat's play date at the Super Bowl, but of course St. Angie had to fly in on her angel-drawn chariot and crash the party! Angie Jo joined Maddox and Billy Goat Brad in a private box to bless the Saints. And while in their private box, Brad and Angie were all over each like Aniston and her Pillow Person. They even kissed on the lips!
Of course, this is just the latest song in the never-ending dance-off between the Brangeloonies and the Brangeh8erz.
One half is saying (these are real comments from a real website): "Maybe they should tell Maddox that he should be happy too!! He looks sad, while his psyco mom and smelly dad are just looking for the cameras to put on a show!! What losers!!!"
And the other half is screaming: "It’s sad that haters hate them but that’s okay because love loves them. These photos are pure because they are in a private suite and generally the windows are tinted in some sky boxes. I promise you they did not know some photog decided to snap intimate moments of them throughout the whole game."
"Love loves them" has become my new favorite laxative of choice.
The only thing these pictures really tell me is that Angie really has a lot of restraint. How can her mouth get that close to Brad's goat beard without chewing it off?
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Submitted by zsa-zsa on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:19pm.
Looks like Brangie's not going anywhere, except to the bedroom, folks... For those of you who missed the kiss, here it is!
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Looks like the only place Angie went after this PR photo op was on a plane to Haiti! The kissing was for your enjoyment not theirs. Look at her face while he's kissing her. He's squeezing her head like he wants to pop her vein . She can barely put her hands on his head - it's like the kiss caught her off guard and she's in shock . Talk about some mixed body language.
Like they werent anticipating the photogs. please. Ironic how the kiss takes place in front of the window for the stadium to see! And if this PDA was for real ... then I say it's cause she's trying to get knocked up again is he's just given her the green light to adopt another kid! Remember, she's manipulative and calculating.
Lil Maddox there looks like a serial killer in the making. What kind of bullshit name is Maddox, anyway?
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
As I said in the other Brangeline thread...which one of your whores predicated she was going to Haiti next because you were right!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/02/angelina-jolie-visits-hait...
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Submitted by karmaskull on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 6:06pm.
What is with all the gross looking female celebrities in MK's posts today? Am I just bitchy or is everyone really greasy & fug? Do you remember when AJ was actually GORGEOUS? Now, she's just a skinny hag with scary veins. Don't even get me started on the shit she did to her face. I can't believe she's my age.
And baaaaaaad hair. Really bad hair.
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Yeah. At the very least, she could get that mop trimmed.
TWO THINGS:
DON'T TOUCH MY MAMA, & DON'T TOUCH MY DORITOS!!!
Looks like Brangie's not going anywhere, except to the bedroom, folks... For those of you who missed the kiss, here it is!
Brad, shave it already!
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/585114/t/Brad-Angelina-MegaPost-Part-4A.html?p...
Looks like Brangie's not going anywhere, except to the bedroom, folks... For those of you who missed the kiss, here it is!
Brad, shave it already!
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/585114/t/Brad-Angelina-MegaPost-Part-4A.html?p...
Okay, what is it that you do to get your face all tight and shiny and with the skin so thin that you can see the veins? That Donatella creature has that too, and I am hoping it's not something you do on PURPOSE like some kind of ajax facial that someone told them will make their skin collagen rejuvenate or something but I'm betting that it is.
Second the hilarious one is the one of him cowering behind her as they watch "their" team that they no doubt are SO into, he's going "Oh no, how exciting is this, the Colts might score and then we won't win the game - hold me!" he looks like a puss.
Go have a boys' night out Brad you so need it. AJ- quit having kids before your uterus turns inside out and falls on the floor, it DOES hag you out, let's face it and quit DOING shit to your face. There IS such a thing as natural beauty. "Pave paradise to put up a parking lot" just ran thru my head lol
Again! Her face and head are HUGE!
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
You gotta laugh at Angelina's huge fake smile. It looks like she's doing a promotion for false teeth. Geezers everywhere, get a gander at those gigantic chompers.
Me thinks they do protest too much!
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I used to wear White Shoulders...back in the day!
If those two were really happy then you'd see it on Maddox's face. That boy ain't feeling it cause he knows those smiley faces are all a front. Aha.
What is with all the gross looking female celebrities in MK's posts today? Am I just bitchy or is everyone really greasy & fug? Do you remember when AJ was actually GORGEOUS? Now, she's just a skinny hag with scary veins. Don't even get me started on the shit she did to her face. I can't believe she's my age.
And baaaaaaad hair. Really bad hair.
Brad = snore. He was super hot in Thelma & Louise. That was practically 20 years ago.
Maddox is just cool as fuck.
They are so on the OUTS!!
Maddox would not look be so bored if he had a friend or a sibling to play w/ during the game. Must be boring to hang around adults.
I call BULLSHIT.
They had an audience ... what better time to turn on the PDA and silence the rumors and the media. On the red carpet they look miserable - here they're trying really hard for Maddox. It's obvious. The kid is probably taking the pending split very hard. Imagine how much fighting that kid has witnessed? Time for mommy and daddy to make it up to him.
Jolie & Pitt have kissed in public twice ! Once in France (behind a window) and maybe a peck on the cheek on the RC. This is no coincidence that now they are turning on the affection.
Yeah, JJ has pics where the kid looks happy, engaged in the game and having fun. Also pics of the parents enjoying the game and having fun.
Sorry if I offend any haters but...they look very together.
Alas, the Brangeloonies have won. *sigh*
(that was a joke)
Someone really needs to make a "Leave Brangelina Alone" youtube video. Stat!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 2:54pm.
Dont care what you jellyheads say. She is gorgeous.
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I guess, in a Cher kind of way.....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Oh come on.... we all know she just showed up to stop Brad from having a PAR-TAY!!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Aw the world's biggest love birds are suing the British paper claiming they are splitting.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/lawyer-pitt-and-jolie-sue-over-split-cl...
St. Skank is a master at press manipulation. She and her back-from-the-dead-looking babydaddy are already done but because she's such a control freak, it won't be announced until SHE is ready for it to be announced. Hence this "perfect little family" routine. And when do their kids get to play with other children? Or are they permanenetly prevented from doing so a la Suri Cruise?
Angie has to be there to hold his arms down to his side. That always makes me want to cry.
to wit: http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/angelina-maddox...
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http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/061023/angelina_jolie.jp...
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
She really could use some bangs to cover up that vein and the botox.
For the record, the sky boxes in this stadium (Land Shark Arena) are as follows: It is approximately an 18 x 18 room, with a sink and mini fridge. That is it. There are two staff people assigned to each box, serving drinks and food. Food served is up to the individual box owner. Obviously their box is full during the game. So to answer any questions it's impossible for Maddox to have a good time. The TV in the box would also be tuned into the Superbowl. He is packed in like a sardine. And no, the box is not tinted, looking out. There is no way to shut out paparazzi.
It seems the cameras and strangers are making him nervous.
you know I hugged a complete stranger last night too. Actually I hugged a few after the game.
KidL that's exactly what I was thinking, you beat me to it.
Shame on them for using their kid to try and make them look 'together'.
Thumbnail no. 5 is hilarious. Ok we believe you, you're still together and you don't hate each other's guts. Well done oscars all round. Maybe Angie really did enjoy the game as her gigantic throbbing head vein has popped out with all the excitement.
I feel sorry for the kid though, he looks really unhappy in all of those pics. Brangelina chose the famewhore route when they were adults, the kids have no choice. I suspect the look on Maddox's face is an indication of the real situation.
Does anyone not thing this was another obligatory photo op to quiet the rumors they have split? The look on Maddox's face says it all. Not even he's buying this shit any more and the kid is only 7.
I feel sorry for her. She turned into a baby making old hag and is starting to look desperate. Heidi Klum has four kids and looks great. These two need to go to another country and get to know one another and their kids. Stop the photo ops and movies and get the help they need. Why didn't they take little Shiloh? She is a tomboy and wants to be called John right?
Seems like MK missed the 2 or 3 pictures that show Bradley groping the ever classy Angelina Jolie's deflated titties. So much for privacy, eh?.
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It gets very loud on football stadium and just whole idea bringin a kid to a game where you supposed to get drunk and yell till your glands pop
Its not for babies....box seats are not that special other then having two walls ....there is not much privacy there as you might think
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I've been enjoying some Jonny Lee Miller on PBS's Emma. Googled JLM last night and found paparazzi video of him cuddling & smooching Angelina around the time Mr & Mrs Smith came out. So much more believable than this Superbowl fake-smile shit.
Box suites don't have kitchens wtf?
They got Bars, private waitress and tender
and you can see other people in their boxes
Its not like a friggin hotel room!
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Just looking at her, I don't think she's that big a fan of frequent showers either. But then again, I don't think anyone could ever wash the Billy Bob stank off.
Submitted by Siphoned_Dreamz on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 2:51pm.
What exactly qualifies her as looking "good"? The botox shine?
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Actually, I think that's a salicydic acid shine. I think she looks fine. A little skinny, but fine. (not that anyone cares what I think ;-)
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Looks like Maddox is over being dragged all over the place for photo ops. Brangelina sure jumped on the Saints bandwagon btw.
El Bastardo on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 2:54pm.
Dont care what you jellyheads say. She is gorgeous.
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TROLL!!!!!!!
heeeheeeeheeeeheee.
Hm, her forehead vein is evolving. Look closely at the main picture - - the vein is forming a new branch off to Angie Ho's left.
*adjusts monocle and leans closer* Fascinating!
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Dont care what you jellyheads say. She is gorgeous.
These photos are pure because they are in a private suite and generally the windows are tinted in some sky boxes. I promise you they did not know some photog decided to snap intimate moments of them throughout the whole game."
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I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard at that one.
Rumors everywhere that they are not getting along and they show up at the most televised event of the year to show how huggy they are together.
Planned, as usual. I'm sure she alerted People Magazine before she got there.
why am i almost 100% certain brad's high-fiving one of the kings of leon in one of those pictures?
What exactly qualifies her as looking "good"? The botox shine? The elevated vein? The crazay eyes? The fact she looks 15 years older then she supposively is? What she combed her hair? Anyone would look better when standing next to that hobo.
EVERTHINGS EVENTUAL
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Just seeing photos of this 'family' raises my blood pressure. So over it.
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OH LOOK THEY'RE SO IN LOVE *VOMIT*
Lainey was saying on her site how great and sexy 'Pitt Porn' is, but really? Ain't nothin' sexy about this ano media whore and her goat boy pimping out their kid and playing kissy face for the paps.
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@dementa
Ditto. I say we leave them alone and lay in wait.
They look happy...zzzzzzzzz.
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Yeah they're about as natural looking as a Ken doll's balls. Puh.lease. Just break up if it's over between you two. 99.9% of us could give a rusty fuck if you're together or not.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Wow, they are suing New of the World? Finally!
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Me am bored now. Wake me when they're broken up and the scandalous stuff can restart.