Monday, February 8th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Kitty Halftime Show
The Kitty Halftime Show from last night's Puppy Bowl is just as entertaining to watch while completely sober. I can type that with confidence, because I just watched it again while not under the influence of sugar wafers (there was a special) and hard lemonade. This also lets me know that I have a touch of Susan Boyle in me, because this is like porn to her. This is her Q-Tip.
Since we're on the subject of halftime shows, here's the full video from the OTHER halftime show starring Pete Townshend's pepaw pouch.
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it was nice performance
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Hollywood Gossip
Hi peaches! :)
BOC was the opening act at the Garden.
This song wasn’t written yet but this was headlining act!
http://www.totallyfuzzy.net/ourtube/rod-stewart/infatuation-video_b7ec03...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:50am.
off to plot my take over of the planet, folks... after i cook some egg noodles and veggies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8
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Don’t forget the Blueberry muffins! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhk35hqaJk
Fondly remembering being snowbound before the cell phone was invented. Be back later.
SMOOCHES TO ERRBODY !!!!
NIGHT CREW
NIGHTY YA'LL XOXOXO
LUUUUUUUVS ESE !!!!!!!!
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:42am.
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:37am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lpVjXwAfm0
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ESE, I haven’t heard Rush’s Fly By Night in a long time. Love it! I'm adding it to my must-buy music list. :)
off to plot my take over of the planet, folks... after i cook some egg noodles and veggies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8
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"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?"
BOC - Don’t Fear the Reaper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpy_pYXSpPA&feature=related
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:37am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lpVjXwAfm0
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"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:34am.
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Did it make you happy? Then it counts. :)
Hi italics! you're welcome. I love tracy chapman.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:34am.
lemme think... "good happening"... hhhmmm... i found a box in my closet that holds the complete works(on album!) of Blue Oyster Cult... does that count?
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I saw BOC at Madison Square Garden.
...looking for Don’t Fear the Reaper!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:13am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXeUfcmH6M
Love it, of course!
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...swaying my hips!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqyZMjFqFf0
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:46am.
Here italics, listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvEjdQv1Ftk
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Thanks speakit! (from last night)
Fast Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6yilkU1LI
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:28am.
just surviving? that's not livin' darlin'. surely something good happened for you today.
this lil froggy is all out of hop tonight, but I can still ribbit.
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lemme think... "good happening"... hhhmmm... i found a box in my closet that holds the complete works(on album!) of Blue Oyster Cult... does that count?
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"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?"
just surviving? that's not livin' darlin'. surely something good happened for you today.
this lil froggy is all out of hop tonight, but I can still ribbit.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:19am.
as soon as I saw http://www.youtube.... over there >>> in the recent comments, I knew it was you.
how ya doin ese?
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surviving... how's the froggy tonight?
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"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?"
as soon as I saw http://www.youtube.... over there >>> in the recent comments, I knew it was you.
how ya doin ese?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXeUfcmH6M
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"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me, and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?"
I just drove on slick roads after a long day at work, to wait in line for a midnight release of a video game. My kid's a nerd.
ewwwwww...oprah is having an "exclusive" interview with child molestors that is beyond creepy and disgusting...she's asking a dad who molested his daughter to FULLY describe each and every thing...revolting , yet i'm watching because everyone that i know who is an alkie/cutter/drug addict/etc...has been there...
***takes hot shower....NOOOOOOO !!****
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 4:57pm.
Jack be sure to bring some flour to roll Olga in so you can find her wet spot later tonight.
:)
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now THAT was funny!
LOL
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"Fly,Robin...fly...up up to the sky" - Silver Connection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM72iWami9M
I am still not allowed to have sex (not that I get the chance to) My follow up appt is on the 19th so maybe after that.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 5:04pm.
And yes, I am completely brushed up on my sex 101 as I was a complete whore this weekend wiff da BH.
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good for you...I guess you did not do much painting on those baseboards after all. lol
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"Fly,Robin...fly...up up to the sky" - Silver Connection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM72iWami9M
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 4:58pm.
Spice Dong, you are correct, the g-spot is in the vajayjay, about a fingers length in, on the frontal wall. Feels spongey instead of smooth like the rest of the vaginal wall
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*drools*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
And yes, I am completely brushed up on my sex 101 as I was a complete whore this weekend wiff da BH.
For some reason I keep thinking of the dating "matched" couples on the eharmony commercials.
Ever notice how the girl with the massive underbite was hooked up with the guy with the massive underbite?
How the fuck do they kiss?
LOL @ Provy.......
*orders more detergent for washing machine*
"I'm 72 years old and I have a fabulous sex life, is there any danger from doing it too much at my age?"
How did Vadge get on Dr Oz???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I just had someone call and inquire about a job, a guy with real hissy "Ss" whom I have known for years and always thought had a hint of mint but he is married to an Olga type woman.
Spice Dong, you are correct, the g-spot is in the vajayjay, about a fingers length in, on the frontal wall. Feels spongey instead of smooth like the rest of the vaginal wall.
*reports self*
LEAVE JACK ALOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEE!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
LOL @ Jilly!
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Jack be sure to bring some flour to roll Olga in so you can find her wet spot later tonight.
:)
TEAM OLGA!
Get you some Jacky!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 4:55pm.
GIVE OLGA THE BIG O!
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*equips self with goggles and snorkel*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
GIVE OLGA THE BIG O!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
M.E. - I ain't doin shit!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 4:48pm.
snowy, you'll know if you have a g-spot O, even if you don't squirt, it will be the most INTENSE orgasm you've EVER had and you will be instantly WETTER down there.
And if your guys asks "Did you just pee on me"
No, you didn't, you just busted a major nut.
*wrings out M.E.'s sheets, fills bucket*
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
damn, what the FUCK did i miss
OLGA??????
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Not only is Jack gonna pull a beer goggle night, he's going to wake up and do a Wyle move.
*golf claps*
According to my sources:
Only men have a g-spot in the anus (see prostate stimulation)...women (if they truly have one beyond the clitoris - still questionable) only have it in the vagina
There are still nerve endings in a woman's anus from which they can derive a certain degree of pleasure.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_men_and_women_both_have_a_g-spot_in_the_anu...
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Do-Men-Have-a-G-spot-52106.shtml
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"Fly,Robin...fly...up up to the sky" - Silver Connection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM72iWami9M
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 4:41pm.
Thanx Jill and Snowy. Finally time to go home, should have stayed there today. Loozer still sick.
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FEEL BETTER LOOZY! OOZY LOOZY. UZI.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
snowy, you'll know if you have a g-spot O, even if you don't squirt, it will be the most INTENSE orgasm you've EVER had and you will be instantly WETTER down there.
And if your guys asks "Did you just pee on me"
No, you didn't, you just busted a major nut.
I thought the Kitty Half Time Show was kinda bland this year. The kitties didn't frolick like they usually do.
Hi everyone!
I can't do this anymore!!! I CAN'T ALK ABOUT THIS SHIT OR I WILL BE GOING HOME WITH OLGA TONIGHT FROM THE BAR AND I JUST CAN'T ROLL (lol at Pun fat roll ahah) THAT WAY!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Awww loozy, feel better
*checks card on flowers again*
damn this ho gained 135 pounds since HS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Clitoral O's in missionary, either or BOTH in the cowgirl position, g-spot o's from the behind position (not in the ass)...and I can only had g-spot O's laying on my back, if I'm pleasing myself.
Get well Loozy! get some rest!
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lmfao "I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS"
*performs the "shocker" on snowy while softly singing happy birthday mrs. president*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09