Afternoon Crumbs
The Super Bowl as seen through the eyes of Tommy Girl - Mattchew
Boobs courtesy of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler - Popsugar
Marisa Miller's teeny tiny ass crack - Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwears didn't get the memo that head-to-toe white only looks hot on Elvis - Lainey Gossip
Draggy Justin Timberlake still looks more feminine than Jessica Biel - Towleroad
Even more nakedness from Love Magazine - Egotastic!
Blake Lively in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Suri Cruise is starting to grow and it's freaking me out - Just Jared
What in the name of the Regal Beagle is Jenna Jameson wearing? - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan is not only full of collagen, but she's also full of shit - Celebitchy
Vampire Beeeeeeehl is giving us some leg - I'm Not Obsessed
Blah..blah...blah... But when they are going to make a movie out of Dear John the TV show starring Judd Hirsch? - SOW
Shit your grandma says about Jersey Shore - Cityrag
Dolph Lundgren knows how to open a show - Holy Moly!
Keira Knightley's stalker looks like a stalker - ICYDK
A famewhoring Kardashian always gets its shot - Socialite Life
Don't threaten us with a good time, Carey Hart - Popbytes
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superbowl mania
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Hollywood Gossip
Can you believe THIS is what Lindsay used to look like. I can't even cope with that - it actually makes me sad.
http://www.lohanzone.com/lindsaywallpapers/1024x768/lindsaylohan_wallpap...
Oopsie! Wrong pic!
http://photo.sing365.com/music/Image.nsf/Lindsay-Lohan-image/20C2882C488672BF48256EE10027003A/$file/Lindsay-Lohan-98.jpg
To be honest, she always looked a little trailer-like to me...but SO pretty!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
what was kim thinking with that jacket? and just how awkward was that kiss? reggie has that go away look in his eye.
I never thought a day would come where I would say this, but Dolph Lundgren just made my day. I was having a shitty, shitty day since this morning. I had just been back to work after my grandmother passed away & was having to deal with idiots, & my boyfriend's truck spontaneously caught fire while sitting in the driveway this morning, leaving us with only one vehicle. Then I get back to work from my lunch break, saw this, & suddenly I felt that all was right with the world again. Thank you, Mr. Lundgren.
Dolph is a sexy mofo!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:47pm.
I might be alone here, but I think Carey Hart is HOT!
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I'm with you, girl. I find him incredibly fuckable. UNF.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Of all the useless whores out there, the one who really gets me is Kim Cock-ashian. I honestly dont understand even remotely why she is famous. She has done nothing. Seriously. Nada. She has no talent, no training, no education, no accomplishment - nothing. Yet she is famous. And for what? For having fucked a black cock on tape. That's all. She is completely useless and everything she got, others worked for. All she does with her existence is shopping and wearing make up and doing her hair, promoting products because of her dealings with other famous people and posing for pics. There is no reason why she should even be anyone of concern and famous.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
We see the alien children are trying to recruit Cameron Diaz.
Is Suri wearing eyeliner-and lip gloss?
Yeek.
Lindsay, the only one who believes anything you say anymore is Ali.
Kim....GO AWAY- ugh, I hate her!
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There's a world where I can go and tell my secrets to
In my room
- Beach Boys
I recall a humorous song "super bowl is gay". On youtube no doubt.
Young red-headed Lindsey was so cute! What a waste.
And I thought Carrie looked okay expect for the shoes; but since she sang the national anthem live and unaccompanied, she gets a pass.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Lindsay Lohan still thinks those people who hang around her are her friends huh?
~Pamela~
BTW, did I mention how much I hate that child-selling wh0re Stepford Kuntie today?? No?? Ok, HATE THAT CHILD-SELLING WH0RE STEPFORD KUNTIE!!!!!!! Whew, I feel much better!! And I hope that we don't have any Stepfordloonies here either!!
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May love love you today <3
Kate Moss still has the best pencil erasers ever.
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I love you Dolph Lungren. That is all.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
Suri looks nothing like Tom Cruise. And, she looks like a very spoiled bratty child.
I guess the object of Marisa Millers football game is see how many times you can pull her pants down...looks like fun to me!!
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Let me remember things I love,
Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite,
Walkin' along the river road at night,
Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight.
I want Vampire Beeeehl to feed off me
...can vampires get cholesterol?
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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/reader-photos.html
LOL! So much for keeping faggotry out of the Super Bowl.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Gawd i feel sorry for Suri. Katie and her gay husband could have not kissed the girl, when they re sporting those coldsores in full bloom....Now she gotta walk around with that shit for the rest of her life...
I feel like such a ten yr old for laughing at that pic. I thought I was more mature than that. Guess not.
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:34pm.
Kardashian and Brangelina. What a bunch of jokers trying to garner publicity pretending to be Saints fans. PUKE!
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I feel the same way about Tommy Girl and Stepford Kuntie being there. At least, in Lardassian's defense, her bf is a running back for the Saints.
BTW, it looks like those $cieno b!tches already gave poor Suri a nose job!!
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May love love you today <3
If that bitch (suri) is so grown why the fuck can't she walk?!
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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/reader-photos.html
OMG, that kiss planted on Reggis Bush is hysterical. She looks like she's trying to land one on a homo who has no interest in her.
I didn't care much for Carrie channeling her inner Elvis, but she has a great, strong voice. Taylor Swift could not have done that - her voice is not strong enough.
Carrie Underwood annoys the fuck out of me anymore. She sounded bad and looked silly with that Elvis shit. Honestly, once this girl ages, I guarantee you she will be an inbred little portly looking thing with a flat nose. Her hunky hockey player will be 43, still hot, and will be have some new hot thing on his arm.
That NJ granny rocks. She's about as amused by the Jersey Shore people as I am, although personally I think you probably CAN get Swine Flu from getting in a hot tub with them.
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FIST PUMP!!
I might be alone here, but I think Carey Hart is HOT!
I LOVE that grandma who hates "Jersey Shore"!!! She's hysterical! Very feisty old lady.
Jen Aniston looks fucking amazing in those pics. I would hit it and I'm not even a les. Beautiful.
I gotta admit: head-to-toe white really did look hot on Elvis.
Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 3:33pm.
Being a life-long Patriots fan, I am thrilled that the Saints won. Congrats!
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same here! they deserved it.
Herpes on a toddler, fucking YUCK!!!!. Pukes. I wonder when will they give little Suri a nosejob since she has mommy's old button nose.
I honestly want to look like Aniston when I hit 40. 99% of 40 year old women look flabby or busted.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Iwonic. The 2 dudes crotch 2 crotch look Gay and the dude named Gay doesn't.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Kardashian and Brangelina. What a bunch of jokers trying to garner publicity pretending to be Saints fans. PUKE!
Being a life-long Patriots fan, I am thrilled that the Saints won. Congrats!
Carrie Underwood sounded fine to me. I heard a lot of people complain about her. I think her hair was fine and even her outfit. I just would have worn different shoes.
Jenna Jameson looks like she is wearing a crocheted jumpsuit from 1970 or something. Yuck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I wanna slap Kim K. into next week.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Now Suri seems to have cold sores from Mommy-kisses. Sad.
We never have to surf the other sites because Michael K. will keep us abreast of all the fuckery.
Randall Gay got the last laugh last night.
Attempting to stage a kiss after a superbowl win? Really?! Kim Kardashian is SO LAME.
Dear Keira: Your stalker is not a real stalker . He is just a concerned fan, wanting you to eat something this month.
RAUL - YOU FIRED!!!!!!!1
Fun Dlisted Super Bowl Fact: It was Hank Baskett the husband of that Kendra from playboy that fumbled the 2nd half kickoff. Which turned the game around. **BAAAH, BAAHH** for me goat!!! Im sure he is currently unemployed.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
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