Brangelina Is Suing The News Of The World
We all need a break from the long-haired dead rat on Brad Pitt's chin, so here's a picture of Brangelina back in the olden days before they were Brangelina. And waaaay before the News of the World caused the ozone layer to melt by reporting two weeks ago that the super force known as Brangelina was dead.
That story was picked up by CNN, MSNBC, Fox News and every single one of your family members who drove you to reach for the straitjacket by asking, "Did you hear....?" Well, Brangie is trying to officially kill the rumor by suing the News of the World. I don't have a copy of the History of Brangelina Bible close by, but I think this is the first time they have ever sued a tabloid.
The BBC reports:
In a story published on 24 January, the paper said the couple would separate and had agreed the division of assets and custody of their children.The couple's lawyer, Keith Schilling, called the "widely republished" allegations "false and intrusive".
He added the paper had failed to meet "reasonable demands" for an apology.
He said the pair had also asked for a retraction of the allegations, which had subsequently been "widely republished by mainstream news outlets".
You better believe Brangie is going to sue NOTW out of house and home! Then when the NOTW's newly homeless and hungry children are crying on the sidewalk for a crumb of bread, Brangelina will swoop by in their Saint Mobile and adopt every single one of them. And when they win a Nobel Peace Prize for saving the children of impoverished tabloid editors, they will forgive the News of the World with a full heart. That will win them another Nobel Prize.
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I love this couple.
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I really do not understand. Can they just not say that it isn't true and move on? What a waste of time and resources. Maybe the expense of taking care of all those kids is just too much for them. online casino
They are so annoying anymore. Just go away and raise your kids. Brad go shave, yuck.
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I like them all....Angelina, Brad & Jen. And this is a great picture of Brangelina, they look so much healthier here than lately. It's those little brats sucking the life out of them both.
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:06am.
I agree. I never brought Ian's book but I have read bits and pieces and there is some heavy shit in the book. They didn't sue over that stuff but will sue over a break up story. WTF? And, like, how many breakup stories have there been over the years? It doesn’t make any sense.
And, I wonder if Sienna Miller suing the magazines back fired on her. I mean, I know she won but don’t celebrities need these magazines for promotion? It seems they only want to use magz when it benefits them. It’s like they are saying, ‘How dare you invade my private life when I have nothing to promote.’ They can’t have it both ways.
*HUH?
I could give a rats ass about either one of them. Brad use to be gorgeous however, as someone has already stated, Skankalena has already sucked the life out of him!
What I don't understand is why sue them and not Ian who wrote the "tell all" about her? Hell, if it is not true (as the loons are saying daily) then, why not sue the hell out of him? It just makes no sense. The loons are quick to say, "they NEVER sue", "they don't have time". Right!
Most stories -- for example the story about Britney's sex tape -- are just made up.
The paper has been successfully sued by Sienna Miller and Max Mosley (formula 1 boss) as well.
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Ehrm I like you rant and all but the latter two didn't sue because what the NOTW wrote were lies. They sued because of invasion of privacy.
Get your facts straight. The NOTW may be a rag, it is no worse than the shit you get in the US like People, Enquirer, Star etc.
God, he was so hot before this whore got her hooks into him.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Angelina sculpted her face to appeal to the masses (by her own admission, in interviews, she considered herself odd-looking before the surgery - maybe she still does), has a large amount of money, has a man that is considered by many to be the handsomest (or used to be)and yet .... she's still troubled. She wasn't taking care of herself to the point of fainting on movie sets.
She wasn't able to escape the demons inside by having "good looks", money and a hot husband. Peace of mind is the true treasure.
"Give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind" - J.Lennon
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this can't be true. i just saw their PDA at the superbowl. what? oh yeah, that's right. there were cameras there.
I can’t bring myself to care one iota about their contrived lives.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:42am.
ITA with your post. I love D-Listed-it's my fav guilty pleasure-but I don't actually care whether these two or any other celebs stay together or not. I like making fun of most celebs hoiler-than-thou personas, but I don't actually live my life around them or literally hate or love them.
The people I call the Brangeloonies are obsessed fans. I like to think that many of them are teenagers or 300 lb losers who live in Mommy's basement because their views on relationships smacks of people who have never actually been in one themselves.
I never understood why the woman whose husband cheated on her became the object of their scorn. I guess in their minds, every "fairy tale" has to have a villian, so she is it by default.
KidL, Brangeloonies whose hatered for her boarders on psychotic
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Amen to that. Those Just Jared freaks are scary, I seriously think that sight should be monitored for terrorists! :)
When all is said and done, I comment on Dlisted pretty much every day for fun, but at the end of the day I could give a shit about these people.
People whose lives TRULY revolve around celebs and Brangelina specifically, are tremendously disturbing.
Why hate Jen?! I agree, her movies suck, but she works at enjoying life, that's the thing to do. Does she enjoy it, I don't know, but she makes a hell of an effort.
Brad left Jen. Why should she be hated. The Brangeloonies are delusional.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:19am.
Exactly. I was never a fan of Jennifer Aniston's acting, but she looks healthy, happy, and a helluva lot more grounded than either one of them. Thanks to the Friends syndication rights, she's set for life.
I truly hope she continues to enjoy life if only to piss off those fucking Brangeloonies whose hatered for her boarders on psychotic. Hell, I hope she's laughing her ass off right now.
KidL, all that hard living really shows in his face.
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They are (were) freakishly good-looking people. That's a gift.
It's weird in a way to see how healthy/young Jen looks and how awful they look.
I actually think they can come back from looking terrible, I think their looks are a sign of their unhappiness with each other and their lives.
Speaking for myself, it's amazing how attractive I can look when happy as compared to how wretchedly ugly during times I am depressed.
It's like night and day; when I look at old pics I am astounded.
I think it's like this for many people.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:47pm
Let me guess...she will adopting a child or two?
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I hope to Christ not, but it would not surprise me in the least. Ever notice she adopts from countries that don't do extensive checks and where it seems anyone with enough $$$ can adopt? I'd bet dollars to donuts she'd never be allowed to adopt from China or South Korea where they carry out extensive checks and reports on the home life before they place a child.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:03pm.
Neither of them have ever done anything for me, but it's astounding how hot they look in this photo as compared to how they look today.
They have truly sucked the hotness out of each other.
Jen definitely gets the last laugh.
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Word. I truly never got the appeal of either of them, but now they really look rough. Neither one is aging well. In AJ's case, hard drugs will do that to you. There's a guy in my town who is a manager for several huge bands and singers and he looks 70 even though he is only in his early 50s. Apparently, he had a bad drug habit back in the day-cocaine was his fav drug of choice-and all that hard living really shows in his face.
Submitted by peopleperson on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:47pm
Let me guess...she will adopting a child or two?
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I loved this dress when I saw it on a blog last year and googled the designer who mentioned she was pregnant at the time, before they were even officially together. The dress was chosen deliberately to hide her condition and the situation suggests why she looked as good as she has ever looked when this photo was taken.
Wow. This really seems like a transparent photo-op. Why take a picture? It's the president of DR and they are smiling. WTF? The comments, all from loons.
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/44883/2010/02/angelina-jolie-vis...
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You mean the pouty, sexy ingenue thing? Totally. Glad she matured and became an old hag within 5 yrs.
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Neither of them have ever done anything for me, but it's astounding how hot they look in this photo as compared to how they look today.
They have truly sucked the hotness out of each other.
Jen definitely gets the last laugh.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
even though she looks gorgeous in this photo she still looks like she's got at least 10 years on Brad.
She reminds me of Megan Fox in this picture...
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Oh Angie looks kinda great here. All healthy and shit. And she's wearing colour! But of course, this was a long time ago.
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OK, which one of you whores said she was going to Haiti next?
You were right.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/02/angelina-jolie-visits-hait...
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Submitted by me_ on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:29pm.
NOTW is the trashiest, most digusting paper around.
Most stories -- for example the story about Britney's sex tape -- are just made up.
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Actually, they broke the news that David Beckham cheated on VB with his assistant, Rebecca Loos, and was the first to report that Paul McCartney and Gold-Digger broke-up.
Sienna Miller was given a payout because they published nude photos of her taken on a closed movie set-not because they made up a story about the homewrecking 'ho.
Actually, I'm more in the theory that they aren't trying to hide the breakup to anyone other than their kids......Maddox and Pax , even Zaharrah are at an age when they should be able to read and damn sure have access to the internet. Maybe they are just trying to take some time to tell the kiddies???????????
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True that!! This is nothing more than kicking a newspaper in the arse!! Wonder why they haven't been seen around each other in months?? This is just their way of justifying the suit on the magazine they has them dead to rights!! Well, I guess they need the money with all the mouthbreathers to support........
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:17pm.
Personally, I think that they are broken up. Mostly because they are never photographed around each other without looking "over it" and then when ALL the rags come out with it they decide to combine their efforts and sue the magazine that blew the cover off their asses. It wouldn't look valid if they didn't give that little show of affection, right?? He was cozied up to Jen better than this
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Absolutely ! They look miserable together at every RC event and then when they're around their kid and trying to squash break up rumors they turn on the over the top PDA ! Give me a break ... Angie cheering out of control for a State she apparently doesnt even like. Was this her first football game experience ...cause bitch doesnt know how to dress! She looked like she was ready to flash the stadium sportin a trench. please. And was Pitt wearing a suit? WTF?
Submitted by Smores on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 7:33pm.
Why does she get a free pass from the style police after having the same hairstyle for 10 years?
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THANK YOU! glad someone else noticed this shit.
And her black clothing - which is her staple - seems to need a change up too !
Just b/c she throws it up in a ponytail every now and again when the hair is greasy - doesn't mean she's changed her style (loons!).
Personally, I think that they are broken up. Mostly because they are never photographed around each other without looking "over it" and then when ALL the rags come out with it they decide to combine their efforts and sue the magazine that blew the cover off their asses. It wouldn't look valid if they didn't give that little show of affection, right?? He was cozied up to Jen better than this
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Submitted by shopaholic on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 6:07pm.
@ Ziggy...truer words were never written. Forward a copy to Brangie and sod off....
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I just realized that should read....Forward a copy to Brangie and *TELL THEM TO sod off....
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If I had an obscene amount of money, I would TOTS hire Angelina Jolie as a hot sucker...She could suck the HWAT out of my ex's...She could suck the HWAT out of my rivals...I mean bitch DO NOT PLAY when she suck the HWAT outta a ho....
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on the one hand i seriously ask myself why i'm reading all this gossip - i thought about about what celebrity i like to read news - but no one came to my mind.
so - i couldn't care less about them being together - though i'm kind of glad they "still are", because the other alternative would be worse.
but: how old are the most recent rumours they broke up? one week? two? and they're NOW going to sue, after all tabloids wrote it? way to go..
just because they reunited yesterday..
goddamn she sickens me.
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NOTW is the trashiest, most digusting paper around.
Most stories -- for example the story about Britney's sex tape -- are just made up.
The paper has been successfully sued by Sienna Miller and Max Mosley (formula 1 boss) as well.
I LOVE that Angie and Brad go after them. Otherwise they will never learn it.
In the past I also wondered why some people allegedly had spoken out to the NOTW but not to any other sources -- "poorer" people like for example Lilo's ex boyfriends or Britney's ex Isaac. I wouldn't wonder if these people had never spoken out (but can't afford to sue the trash queen).
BRANDgelina.
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Just when I think they can't possibly be bigger assholes they go and surprise me.
Seriously, if they are so in lurve WTF do they care about these "false" stories?
Haha, neither of these two look like this anymore............they have killed each others looks. Back then, they were def HAWT. Of course it was at the expense of others.....Just a little old fashioned Karma coming down y'all.........
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Where have these fuckers been in the last 4 years or so?? We have been reading the most ridiculous stories about them and now, all of a sudden, they go up in arms and sue News of the World because they don't like that they're publishing?. What a load of bullshit! greedy assholes, what do they need the money for? and don't they have enough media coverage already?. These people are fucking stupid, as stupid as Tommy Girl and his endless media lawsuits.
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do people who bought into that story get a piece of the settlement?
She looks goos here but she still has that case of Frankenstein Head going on...
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Whenever I see Angie I think she must have a hinged jaw like a snake, capable of opening extra wide to swallow prey much larger than her head.
She looks evil, but still good. He has that GI Joe doll hair that I never liked til I saw the grey rasta hat and the billy goat beard, OMG, bring back the nappy head. What's that thing on his face, too? OH, a smile!
Here's what happened - they looked good because they were cheating and trying to look their best for each other, he's so happy because he's secretly shtupping the hottest woman in the world. Then once she got him away from Jen, she beat him down with too many kids so nobody else will find him attractive, she turned hot young Mr Smith into an old fart. He just doesn't give a shit any more. Well Brad, you asked for it.
Why does she get a free pass from the style police after having the same hairstyle for 10 years?
Hmmmmm, they are really pouring it on now. Maddox must have threatened to slice them in the night if they break up. Hence, their sucking up w/ a SuperBowl game and affection.
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Dang, isn't that a photograph from way back. Back before they sucked the hot out of each other.
Wow.
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Damn it!!Not these two fucktards! Not fucking again! I won't lie and say that I don't like them.
I fucking hate them and I'm a hater. So sue me loons or should I just buy a box of Cheetos and you go away...
I've revised my opinions about tabs like NOTW and how much weight should be given to their stories. Sometimes they turn out to be true. Tabs like NOTW have no uppity notions of journalistic integrity like, say, Fox News for example (Ha! I kill me!) Srsly, their reporters will lie, steal or sell their first-born to get the goods and for that reason they often do sniff out some juicy and true goss.
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