Monday, February 8th 2010
A Quote From The Crypt
Donatella Versace tells Love Magazine that she does not believe in natural beauty:
"I don't even know what my natural color is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables."
This is basically a slap in the face to the organic flower known as Shauna Sand.
(Quote via The Independent - Image via Your nightmare's Twitter account)
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I think it's funny:)
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I almost jumped out of my chair, NOT funny MK.
Naturel for her was about 100 years ago.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
This is basically a slap in the face to the organic flower known as Shauna Sand.
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LMAO! GOOD Morning, MK!
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~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Ugly inside & out. It's obvious why her daughter has struggled with anorexia for years. Sad.
that pic is scaring me.
at least donatella is realistic. she's the identical twin of her dead brother, but on a woman that's not aan attractive look, and she didn't have his talent or his power - until after he died. then she could hire his talent and acquire his power. a little plastic surgery and obsessive tanning, bleaching, etc, and at least she could improve on what god DIDN'T give her - her looks, because god knows she was born with everything *but* looks.
sp, yeah, don't cry for donatella versace. except when you see her face.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
She makes Joyclyne Wildenstien look like a natural beauty.
Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 2:05am.
Hello gorgeous !
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*laughing*
Hello gorgeous !
Filthy hobbitses! They stole our lip fillerses, precious!
If she is the poster child for 'unnatural' I don't foresee a big trend. My kid just wanted to read over my shoulder, so I had to switch sites. This picture would give her nightmares for weeks.
To paraphrase just a teenie bit from the Bible:
"But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor Ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which Shauna hath prepared for them who worship her...."
Take a lesson in elegance, class AND natural-ness from Ms Sand, Dont-tella......
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 8:52pm.
Before and after...
http://www.oughtobe.com/images/versacepuppet.jpg
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Oh! She was traumatized by a man putting his hand up her ass! I thought the startled, frozen expression on her face was bad plastic surgery. Thanks for clearing that up for me. ;)
"This is basically a slap in the face to the organic flower known as Shauna Sand." - MK
Brilliantly funny description!
she is disgusting and so ugly.. i mean really its time to give it up lady.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Whenever I see Donatella, I remember the SNL skits of her done by Maya Rudolph. Too funny.
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 6:43pm
Don't forget the really fake tits and her boney (to the point of starving) body.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Steven Tyler is looking rough (I mean: ruff ruff).
Who polishes their eighthead?
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Bret Michael's recent hair plugs and Adam's apple star in this photo.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Waxed veggie forehead. She doesn't look human, like some kind of tuber plant that grows underground.
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Good lord that's one UGLY woman
Upon my word, such delicate, unnatural beauty is indeed rare.
Yikes.
Tales from a crypt
Yikes! Well, I wondered what Gollum's wife looked like. (Have to say, she definitely has "dead eyes"--would have made a great gunslinger!)
Submitted by jackie on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 9:32pm.
i refuse 2 believe she is human
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I refuse to believe she is not...Don't pass that mess on to us "other species"...AW HELL NAW!!! Talk to the tiger paw....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i refuse 2 believe she is human
C-C-C-Camel Face!
(mum mum mum mah)
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I see that Lindsay Lohan is ready for her 77 yr old date.
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To HER there is no such thing as "natural" for a woman but it's OK. I mean, look at the face she has seen her whole damn life!. That comment comes from one of the fugliest women I have ever seen and one of the most "beauty" obsessed. Beauty is a thing this woman will never EVER achieve, not matter what she does. It's like Frankenstein saying he doesn't believe in natural LIFE, why? because he doesn't know what it is.
This creature just doesn't have any redeeming quality. No pretty eyes, no nice nose, no nice body, pretty shinny hair? nope.. NOTHING.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Before and after...
http://www.oughtobe.com/images/versacepuppet.jpg
I dunno if it has been mentioned but Angelina kind of looks like her. Hehe.
Dr. Van Helsing better find a window in his schedule and stake this creature in its crypt at dawn.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 7:53pm.
OMG! She looks like a drag queen!
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That's an insult to drag queens. Some of those ladies look really good.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
This bitch fell out of the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Honestly with the before and after plastic surgery she went fron super fug (she looked like a pre-op tranny) to super freaky (and not in a Rick James kinda way)...I would relunctantly call it a 'somewhat improvement' only because it looks like a post-op tranny afterwards...or if you squint your eyes REALLY hard (after using eyedrops spiked with Tobasco sauce) a scary looking biological woman...GASP! Did I just say something nice???? *Rereads comment*...I did! I did! How come I can't bring on this kinda nice for MK's "Say Something Nice" posts????? I'm bursting with niceness...Kinda makes me feel queasy though...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
" Natural ..what is that .. ?
i can't get over that. yeah, cause paying a fortune to wind up looking like the cryptkeepr .. that's MUCH better.
she has talked about her addiction to cocaine- yes, her nose collapsed.....maybe she passed out on too many tables, and got the dent that way?
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
OMG! She looks like a drag queen! And what the hell is wrong with her forehead. It looks dented in or something.
Oh man, MK, you need to put some spoiler space up before surprising everyone with her picture, wow! I'd hate to see what my self-esteem would be like with a mother like this, no wonder her daughter is a complete mess.
She should be a hired killer. All she would need to do is show her face in a semi-dark room and anyone with a weak ticker would just croak from sheer terror!
This totally explains why she had her lips replaced with earthworms.
I scrolled down from the home page and almost choked on my cheap table wine. Fug.
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Do you think she fights hobbits for the precious?
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Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Take a look at the carpet Donatella honey.
IT'S GRAY.
No wonder Allegra is so messed up, she's only ever known this skewed perception of the world. It's obvious by the fact that Donatella continues to make such statements that she has no willingness to acknowledge and understand how she has contributed to her daughter's illness. Ugly, wretched woman, inside and out.
KILL IT!!!!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
That is disgusting.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard