Monday, February 8th 2010
Beyonce In The Morning
Before Beyonce gets doused with a bucket of metallic paint, rolled in rhinestone dust, attacked by a pack of wigs and sprayed with the sweat of a thousand Glittery Gays of YouTube, she looks like this.
This morning in Rio de Janeiro, Beyonce slipped on her custom-made "just rolled out of bed" lacefront and greeted her fans on the balcony of her hotel room. And by "custom-made," I mean Solange was down in the basement teasing and knotting that thing so it could look as natural as possible. Basement Baby gets an A+!
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beyonces paid bloggers and her family have been here big time. that said, she looks as though she smells of everything funky and stink in the world
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
still sexy...:)
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U crack my crokus up every time i read anything u say, but how can u talk about BEYONCEEEE?!!?!?!?!?! a queen! she isn't even human!! a vocal beast!!! u break my heart, michael k.!
@ putas on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:14am.
Who the hell is 'they' hate women?? And that political crap is in the eye of the beholder anyway. The fact that she and her back up singers (michelle and kelly) sang for Bush is probably a slap in the face for her fans in other parts of the world.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MICHAEL YOU FUCKING GENIUS! That last part really got me, you bitch! I'm happy now.
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Back to Black.
I think she's gorgeous.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
uugh she bugs me; she has the weirdest mouth/lips, almost man-ish.
Submitted by MrsWestlake on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:12pm.
STFU. Your smart ass comment was not needing. I don't care how many fans she have. Her being boring as hell is one of the reasons I am no longing a fan. But, her rabid ass fans(like yourself) are the main reason. Beyonce have the most ridiculous fans out there.
And, with gaga on her heels, bey better do something quick. She is a singles artist. PERIOD. Her songs are meaningless, commercial and catchy, which is the only reason they do so well.
She is so worried about losing some mythic HBIC title, she can't even take a break to enjoy her life.
You are the perfect example of her fans: fat, crazy and obsessed. Put down the twinkies and hop on that treadmill.
*HUH?
She looks really pretty. She's not old enough to look like a wreck in the morning.
luuuurrve me some Bey (houston creoles all the way lol) I can admit she's gotten under my skin from time to time, but I can't knock the girl's hustle..plus Ive seen her in concert twice and bitch gives it ALLLL she's got on stage.
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Aright for Beyonce and her freshly fucked a.m. look!
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JewJewBean I guess she figures if it aint broke dont try to fix it. a lot of people try to switch things up and the fans dont like it and they end up falling off. as long as her formula is working shes gonna stick with it. I doubt shes crying over the loss of you as a fan. She has millions more where that came from!
GO BEYONCE! Love her! she looks beautiful in that pic! I need to get on the treadmill after looking at these pics lol
I am as far from a bey fan as anybody can get but a spade is a spade....she looks fantastic here. Not many women look better w/o makeup.
And, she does have a tiny waist with curves.
Not every woman feels the need to strave herself to be a size 2.
With that said, I still look at her as just a singles artist. The only reason the rest of the world doesn't see it is because she can SING. Bey has had the same look and sound for a nearly a decade. She, nor her music, has evolved. The girl is too afraid to take risks. I am bored with her which is the reason I am no longer a fan.
*HUH?
Yipes, she is looking more and more like her mother every day.
As for natural beauty - gimme a break - ARE YOU SERIOUS??
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/beyonce.htm
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Do not like. PASS.
She looks so cute here. MUCH BETTER without the paint.. like most people i think.. younger looking.
I still hate her for singing at fucking Khaddafy's son's b day party recently. Like she can't say no? She has enough $ to turn that down on ethics alone. He is a wife beater and they hate women. She has her price.
I wonder what her real hair looks like? Like this maybe?
http://inlinethumb55.webshots.com/7286/2203468040086871397S600x600Q85.jp...
I never really liked her until I saw some clips of her in concert. She is pretty f-ing awesome. She's more energetic than almost any other entertainer I've seen, sings live, and is pretty much a joy to watch. Plus, I think she's one of the most gorgeous women in entertainment. I unabashedly LOVE HER. LOVE.
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I used to think that Beyonce was a over-hyped, shallow, talentless, pop music marketing blizzard and then I saw a Lady Gaga video...
I love Bouncy, I think she is so purdy, I love Bouncy, I think she is so purdy...
*does a happy dance, gets slapped in the face mid-dance by a dlisted representative*
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I can't hate on her. She looks good with or without makeup. I just can't stand her singing and am so tired of the oversaturation.
Hate to say it, but I think she looks cute here. Still, she's a Grade-A bitch, and that'll never change.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
i bet even her "just woke up" look took hours and was as contrived as everything else she does.
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i'll pass on the Kool-Aid, thanks.
she looks so much prettier this way.
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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 2:51am.
How many small indian children did it take to produce that monstrosity on her head?
hahaha this definitely made me laugh! And I'm surprised so many of you have made comments like, "she looks so good for the morning"...don't people look about the same when they wake up?? I didn't think most of you put on a mask or something. I don't know, I look about the same just a little sleepy-eyed. That's also not her "natural" look either, she is wearing extensions so in a way her hair is already more "done" than the rest of her.
She is an incredibly annoying opportunist. Can't describe it in words. Too much for words to handle but if you get what I'm saying you are probably a person who reads people very well. If you think Beyonce is awesome then ..I guess you guys need to excist too. She is the perfect example that all the money in the world will not buy you a brain or class.
ps. beyonce fans --> class is not wearing your hair back for a after party at the grammys.
I don't care for this woman or her screeching one way or another, but I will say that Gay-Z is FUG.
Whatever happened to her "House of Derrière" line of shit apparel?
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
She is holding the shirt because it is a loose shirt with hem just above the waist and she is staying in a five star hotel with balcony in front of the windy beach in Rio de Janeiro, same place where Madonna will stay for the carnival.
It's the kind of place the hating bitches here will only get access to if they brandish a broom, a bucket and some references from former employers.
You may keep on hating her, it might work one day, but certainly it didn't work till now.
Overrated in every sense of the word.
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Douchechill!
@ Tojo, or act!
I'm surprised by how much better she looks all natural.
Not a fan, but can't deny that she is very pretty.
she looks awesome. i should have a museum of hangovers and bedhead.
I'm not a Beyonce fan even an ounce and I think she looks cute.
I can't decide whether she's holding her top because it's windy and a full frontal wasn't part of the deal of she isn't wearing a bra and didn't want one peeking a hello at the bottom.
I'm also ashamed for even caring.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
She looks amazing
...just don't ask her to speak...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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@Sartastic she has on a crop top (half shirt) & the bottom of her boobies were showing on a pic he didn't post... pfft... you can see the back of the shirt hanging huh? LOL!!!
@tequila tax, Beyonce was out front because those other b1tches can't sing LIVE. sucks for them :-D
anywho... Beyonce, the 16 x Grammy winner, looks GORGEOUS!!!
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How many small indian children did it take to produce that monstrosity on her head?
She looks great...and she's smiling...and she looks real. I got nothing bad to say. Just kinda jealous that she ALWAYS looks good (she wears dumb stuff sometimes, but she always looks beautiful). I bet even her "stink" isn't so bad. Damn you, Beyonce!
In this pic she looks cute, in a goofy kinda way.
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First of all I agree with Chesty LaRue. She DOES look stinky. Also, who holds their shirt up like that and pretend it looks natural?!? Oh,yeah Beyonce.
JayZee is ugly.
And to whom it may concern...I hate wearing shorts to bed. I get a wedge over and over and need to shave my legs by morning.
There I said it.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
Let's face it: only the lucky few look this good early in the morning. If I were her, I would never get dressed.
She looks stinky
oh, I think she is holding her shirt that way because she is braless.
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We got love sure enough (That's enough)
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I think she is stunningly beautiful. Wow....and cute too.
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
well she has quite a thick waist but when you got booty and thighs to make it look tiny then I guess it's a win / win,
either way she looks fine for a person who has just woken up.
I think she looks purdy. I've never said she was youglay.
But of course I am not up close and have to smell her morning bref either...
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Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:01am.
She and her "husband" are this generation's Ashford & Simpson
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Haha, or Peaches & Herb. No, I take that back, I actually like Peaches & Herb.
Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:01am
Reunited and if feels so gooooood.....
Or was that sung by Peaches and Herb? My memory is kinda faulty at my age.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
What she think she doin' crampin Phoebe Price's style?
She and her "husband" are this generation's Ashford & Simpson
@Tequila tax: ITA, and as long as the world keeps buying into it, her reign will continue.
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