Tuesday, February 9th 2010

Mirrors Are Scary


Rich at FourFour has once again spent many long hours away from Winston to put together this supercut starring the hardest working bitch in Hollywood: THE MIRROR! According to film makers, when you close your bathroom medicine cabinet there's a good chance that a monster, a creepy boyfriend (who you suspect is plotting to kill you) or Harrison Ford will be staring back at you.

The truth is, bathroom mirrors don't really scare me. I mean, my bathroom is so damn small that it would be pretty much impossible to successfully creep up behind me. Only an anorexic fly, a dandelion or Gary Coleman on rubber stilts could do it. Since I put it that way, now I'm officially scared of mirrors thanks to my own thoughts.

But I still rip open the shower curtain all dramatic-like just in case a maniac with a machete is behind it. If you're going to go out, you might as well give them some THEATER!

Posted by: Michael K


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LisaRose's picture

What's even scarier is I've seen at least 90% of these movies!!

kylimayrow's picture

What a shame to spend that much time putting this clip together when such a creature like Winston is around! OMG Winston is my dream kitty, If I owned that kitty I would never leave it ever

scisan60's picture

Good God Hollywood sucks! None of this shit was scary in the movie theater and it still isnt.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

the last scene is from Fantasm... MAJOR fucked up funeral parlour shit.... scared the SHIT outta me when I was a kid.
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what, no Poltergeist??
There's nothing scarier than the mirror scenes in those. sheesh.

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This one is scary as fuck. The very last is the freakiest mirror shit I've ever seen. Some movie recently ripped it off, but this is the real thing.

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Submitted by Liv on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:02pm.

Does anyone know which movie the Julia Stiles clip is from with that nasty looking thing standing in back of her?

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Shitty 'The Omen' remake

Liv's picture

Does anyone know which movie the Julia Stiles clip is from with that nasty looking thing standing in back of her?

DWF's picture

Forgot Mothman! Still a good one.

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

My sister once freaked the fuck outta me by creeping behind me when I was in the bathroom and staring back at me in the mirror
I was soo hangover didn't even hear her creepin on me
what a bitch... I even punched her with olay bottle outta reflex and fear

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JPRX's picture

Gary Coleman on rubber stilts with crocs ...

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:13pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:59am.
Does anybody know which movie the clip with Peter Saarsgard (sp?) is from?
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I think it's from "Orphan"

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

Mirrors bring a house to life! >:)

scruffylove's picture

I'm disappointed that there was no Evil Dead. I like to see a young Bruce Campbell as often as possible.

i_heart_jack's picture

They picked the least scary scene from "Mirrors," and they should have put in the Samara walking backwards scene from the cursed video in "The Ring."

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:46am.

"What lies Beneath" That was one creepy ass movie.

Ah, but did we ever find out about the bloody shoe on the patio? The shower curtain on the living room floor? NO!

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:46am.

"What lies Beneath" That was one creepy ass movie.

Ah, but did we ever find out about the bloody shoe on the patio? The shower curtain on the living room floor? NO!

PFFFFT

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:59am.
Does anybody know which movie the clip with Peter Saarsgard (sp?) is from?
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I think it's from "Orphan"

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SPANK YOU! I'm completely in love with his baby face, but I haven't been able to catch too many of his movies.

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 11:59am.
Does anybody know which movie the clip with Peter Saarsgard (sp?) is from?
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I think it's from "Orphan"

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Mirrors ARE scary. Mine scares the shit out of me every morning.

fuzzyslippers's picture

Does anybody know which movie the clip with Peter Saarsgard (sp?) is from?

M.E.'s picture

"What lies Beneath" That was one creepy ass movie.

The Fly's picture

lol yeah Gary Coleman on stilts forget that Ring/Grudge shit.

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Snarkley's picture

If something creepy pops up in my mirror, I'll be glad I'm already in the bathroom.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:43am.

Hekki,

that's hilarious! I let my teenage daughter watch paranormal activity with me (I KNOW!). I wish I had not.
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I watch those shows and the ones where they show haunted businesses, lighthouses and houses. I can't help it and can't shut it off. They always play that shit at bedtime, always! Psychic kids freaks me out too.

M.E.'s picture

Ok, I's gots the heebie jeebies now.

JBL's picture

The lesson here is to get a medicine cabinet where the inside back part (the part behind the shelves) is also mirrored!

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GARY COLEMAN ON STILTS AHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *looks over shoulder*

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that was pretty funny.

and roosters can definitely kick you.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:37am.

She also told me that some birds can kick you in the shin immediately crippling you, so I always gave pigeons a wide, cautious berth.
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LOL! That's true actually...but for geese. And they used their wings....The worst my pet pigeons ever did was shit all over everything...which can also be harmful (but not nearly as harmful as people like to pretend when complaining about it) so there you go...

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Passionate's picture

See? This is why it's crucial to keep a rat tail teasing comb sharp as a shank and cayenne laced aerosol spray next to the sink. If that doesn't work, throw the lotions untested on animals in their eyes and RUN, bitch, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

Hekki's picture

Awww, madam s! Pigeons are gross; you should give them wide berth!

I know I plug it every time the subject comes up, but theshadowlands.net has a ghost story archive that's really fun to read. During the day, when there are a bunch of people around. Some of them are obviously fake, but some are really scary!

EvilShoe's picture

Michael! I'm all alone in my house studying, its gloomy as hell here and dark (bad weather). I'm friggin' locking the door that goes from the downstairs to the 2nd/3rd story where I am. *runs like a little scared girl*

Fuck!

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sniffy's picture

madam s.-that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up tyvm, lol. I have a mirror-medicine chest like that so now I'm gonna be a complete wimp & check over my shoulder repeatedly.

jillyboy's picture

The scene from Fatal Attraction seems like a glaring omission.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Hekki,

that's hilarious! I let my teenage daughter watch paranormal activity with me (I KNOW!). I wish I had not. That night I got up to get something to drink and she heard me walking down the hall (hardwood floors) and completely freaked the FUCK out. I found her in the living room at 4 in the morning watching TV cuz she refused to get back in bed lolol.
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Ahhaha Sniffy!

The second time is already tempting fate too much! Can you imagine if then someone leaned in and asked you "Hey, what's this?" while holding a little orange nub with some greenery on it, and without thinking you said "A carrot top".

Terror ensues!

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salacious's picture

Good morning-wood youz all!

@ Raul

LOL @ that office memo. I gotta figure out a way to post up the ones from my lunatic boss.

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha Hekki,

When I was really little I had an evil cousin who constantly took advantage of my gullibility and would tell me horrible stories like that deadly germs fly around at night looking in windows to find children to give diseases to, so for years I slept with the blankets over my head so that I wouldn't be spotted.

She also told me that some birds can kick you in the shin immediately crippling you, so I always gave pigeons a wide, cautious berth.

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sniffy's picture

I stand in front of mine & say Carrottop twice but I always chicken out before I say it the 3rd time.

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Hekki's picture

One night at a sleepover, after watching "Nightmare on Elm Street", my friend told us about how if you stare at your reflection in the mirror and chant "Bloody Mary" a bunch of times, she will appear in the mirror. I remember going into the bathroom to try it and just being so fucking freaked out we couldn't do it. Teenage girls can get themselves so worked up, I swear.

EDIT: We were baked, too.

madam s.'s picture

Sometimes I triple and quadruple check my backseat when I get into my car to make sure there isn't a psychotic man with a butcher knife back there. As though I wouldn't catch that the first time I looked back.

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Snarf's picture

Through a mirror darkly. Now I'm going to freak myself out when I walk down the hall (there's a mirror) or into the bathroom.

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snowpiece's picture

why did I watch that!!!!!! Imma be scared tonight

jack that one was funny!

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my fave is the one from Poltergeist when he peels his face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsMCOmn11zs
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The Fly's picture

Actors are the scariest people in the world. It's true.

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This scairt me

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