Tuesday, February 9th 2010
Snooki Now Has A True Love To Share Her Pickle With
Snooki has finally found a juiced up Guido meat head to hold her hair when she barfs up last night's Jager shots, kiss her bruises when she gets punched in the mug and sleep on the beach with her when she's too drunk to find her way home.
Snooki and her piece of the moment Emilio Antonio flew into NYC's La Guardia Airport last night looking like two gremlins after drinking an entire bottle of Ed Hardy perfume.
I'm sure these two love dingles will last longer than a herpes outbreak. And I hope Emilio doesn't mind his dick smelling like the Vlasic stork's breath, because Snooki uses pickle juice as lube.
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Snooki=idiot
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Hollywood Gossip
What happened to a plain white T-shirt, Levis, a nice haircut and Coach bag? Maybe a short string of pearls and leather flats?
For him, too.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I wish someone could have held a quarter up to them, I really need to get the scale of these two. He must be under 5'3??? They are meant to be in the height arena, for sure.
I hope this lasts until Valentine's Day so she doesn't have to wake up on a beach with sand in her crotch and no clue as to her "dates" name for that special day.
The Teeny Tiny Twosome.
What does he have going on in his elbow pits? It looks like he has shot something up so often that he has a big chunk of flesh missing.
Gross. Her nasty pickle breath and orange face is just plain gross. The douche in the ed hardy shirt is no better.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:54pm.
A match made in Trenton.
I think NOT. All the Italians have moved out of the Trenton area (the 'Burg as we call it ) YEARS ago. If the dude were black, Puerto Rican,Honduran, Guatamala,Mexican....I could go on. God, I hate defending New Jersey.
*packing suitcase to move back to California*
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
As much as this orange little person gives me the nauseas, I'll save my guido hate for J-Wow(w), the equally skanked up orange one who wears scarves as shirts.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Lord help me, but I think they look really cute together! He must be teeny tiny too!
She has old woman hands.
i just CANT!
all i can think about is that they reek of pickles. pickle juice is flame-retardant i think, so i can't even use the flamethrower here. damn!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:24pm.
madam ex salacious posted it, I am trying to get angel to make us one
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Snowy, I think MK should make this game an actual Hot Slut. I also think I finally found a justification for her fame, this game absolutely makes her life worth sparing.
madam ex salacious posted it, I am trying to get angel to make us one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@ANGEL I, that site is awesome...thanks for the laughs.
@JOE H, they are hatched from other planets.
Where in the hell do all these guidos get all these roids from??
Comfort breeds contempt!
Mildas Shibonis
this guido gotta be a midget if he isn't that much taller than Snooky. I predict he has tiny dick and balls as well ('roid induced) and Snooky will have to satisfy herself by riding a pickle instead.
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"The year of the caaaaaaat!" - Al Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7LR46zrQU
I'm on it, snowy!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
angel! put snooks in a pic like we did with Nala and Chaka and Kanye!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Salacious: I know less about how to do that than Snooks probably does but maybe Pleccy can help!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:19pm.
Okay, I know she gives hardons to some of you so I found this...
http://seanahern.tumblr.com/post/371160792
A little Tumblr site by Sean Ahern had a great big idea to make Jersey Girl, Snooki (not Snookie) into a meme by photoshopping her pic into other famous pics.
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-an...
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OMG by picture 15 I couldn't contain my belly laughs...didja see Where's Snooki? I did:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
@ Supertramp.
Yes, I had a Rottweiler..KAOS died of Malignant Lymphoma September 1st, 2009.
I miss him everyday.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:00pm.
Ricki, I can only explain the hate as because they have never seen Snooks in action. Otherwise they'd love her like we do!
I admit I watched the show because of all the stories of the sponsors pulling out just to see what the fuss was about (seriously, when did Dominoes become a great moral compass?). I got hooked and I like Snickers a lot. She's very sweet, self-deprecating and to all the people commenting on possible herpes and diseases....poor girl didn't get any the whole show as hard as she tried!
He looks like he can't read without moving his lips. And those arms! He can't even hold them close to his body because they're so bulky and sausage-like, like the little brother in A Christmas Story who can't walk in his snowsuit. It's just beyond me how anyone could consider this sort of person attractive.
where's the "this is our future" tag??!?!!
Coma Caca!
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@ Snowy, Provy
I'm glad youz liked it. Somebody's gotta contribute with a Dlisted inside joke! Please make it happen.
He looks like Joe "Prostitution Whore" Guidice's brother, doesn't he?
Wow, I was thinking that she was going to go for her own reality show, but I guess since Jersey Shore 2 is on that's on hold...
Also, isn't that guy only like, 5'4, 5'5 at most? Because Snooki is like 5', and he isn't that much taller...
Love shorter guys though... but maybe that's because I'm a tall guy haha...
They look exactly like each other. They could be twins in fact...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:31pm.
PROVY! you have to see this one
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-an...
HAHAHAHHAHA!! My 11 year old cousin @ a superbowl party this sunday "I love snookie". Lolloll!
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
PROVY! you have to see this one
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-an...
these are great salacious, thanks! I'm LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
She has some fat little fingers... Only 20yrs old and already has abuelita hands!
salacious: ahahahahahahahahah
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-an...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Okay, I know she gives hardons to some of you so I found this...
http://seanahern.tumblr.com/post/371160792
A little Tumblr site by Sean Ahern had a great big idea to make Jersey Girl, Snooki (not Snookie) into a meme by photoshopping her pic into other famous pics.
http://thechive.com/2010/02/05/snooki-bomber-photoshop-meme-23-photos-an...
I CANT with this dingleberry!
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She actually likes white guys, not this grey goomba. She's not even Italian, she was adopted. She's a Chilean Indian who is not 1/2 Spanish as someone of color said on here a few nights ago. Not all South Americans have European blood. Most are just straight up Native Indian.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
THESE 2 FUCK WHILE LISTENING TO JOURNEY ON RADIOSHAK BOOMBOX THAT FKING FELL OUTTA BACK OF A MEAT TRUCK
I agree. She is actually very likable on camera once you accept the fact that she is a juicehead-addicted orange Guidette! LOOOOVE Snookie and her magical pouf! She is totally the breakout star of the show.
Die, dumpy hooker.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ohmagahhh!! the one and only Ricki Lake!!!
*dies*
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
shes got a damn condom in her mouth
Ricki, I can only explain the hate as because they have never seen Snooks in action. Otherwise they'd love her like we do!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Snowy!!! Snookers-4-EVS!♪♫#☆@!♥#$★
Someone believes they are quite attractive
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
"chavs are section 8 housing deadbeat wiggers. guidos drive caddy's and live in mcmansions"
And both are retarded. (Yeah, I said it.)
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
A match made in Trenton.
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Brilliant. I'm gonna have to remember that & apply it where I see fit. Thanks.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Ricki! TEAM SNICKERS!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
IROC stands for Italian Retard Out Crusin'. ***********************************************************************************************
I've always liked this one better:
IROC= I Reek Of Cologne
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
@ Stan Hooper
And every guido has a guidette.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 12:13pm.
Goes to show, there is a loompa for every Oompah. Every virus has its host. Every genital disease always finds his victim.