Pure Sophistication At The Valentine's Day Premiere
At least somebody was in the mood for love (in the form of a greasy grope from an obese producer who promises to get you a part in the next Bradley Cooper movie) at last night's Valentine's Day premiere in Hollywood. I really have no idea who this Anna Kulinova swan is, but it doesn't really matter. Googling her name is not going to make me relive all the emotions I felt when I first laid eyes upon her in this stunning frock. This is the true meaning of VD (Valentine's Day)!
I doubt Jennifer Garner, Jessica Beeeeehl or any of the other boring Js at this movie premiere spent their entire night making a figure skating costume out of old taffeta found in the trash can outside of Bobby Trendy's condo and a Fredrick's teddy. Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace. This is a one-of-a-kind creation!
And you know what makes Anna even more special? The fact that she's smiling like she has no idea her shoes don't match at all! The cab driver must have been one inpatient motherfucker, because he forced Anna to grab a random pair of shoes from her stripper roommate's closet. She wears them beautifully.
Here's more of Anna and the people who only showed up to bask in the glory of her beauty. They are: MiserAlba, Garcelle Beauvais, an overdressed Jessica Biel, Patrick Dempsey, Barbara Eden, Jennifer Garner, McSteamy and Noxzema Girl, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutchie with Demi Moore, Shirley Maclaine, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts and a bronzer-faced B.Coop.
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I love her red dress
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Hollywood Gossip
This film should go straight to cable.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Bradley Cooper
is one of those people who don't get properly educated before steppin into mystic booth!
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Bradley Cooper, did Lindsay piss on your face??
I ain't a fan of Swift, but she hasn't offended me by being a hypocrite, boring, nasty or stupid, so I simply don't mention her. That is the highest praise I can give a pop star.
Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 8:21pm.
Whoa people!!!
What's with the hate against Swift? She may not make the kind of music you like to listen to but she portrays herself as an intelligent, hardworking, responsible teenager. She is pretty much the only decent white female teen role model we have out there (even if it is fake). No cutting, no dramas, no scenes, no underwear models, pole-dancing, catty youtube fights. Give her a break!
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Yeah I agree, she is refreshing.
Jessica Biel, Carol Burnett called and she wants her curtains back.
Honestly, I don't think any of those motherfuckers are good looking. They better count their lucky stars. I am definintly not seeing this mess. Hollywood is so lame now.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Whoa people!!!
What's with the hate against Swift? She may not make the kind of music you like to listen to but she portrays herself as an intelligent, hardworking, responsible teenager. She is pretty much the only decent white female teen role model we have out there (even if it is fake). No cutting, no dramas, no scenes, no underwear models, pole-dancing, catty youtube fights. Give her a break!
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 2:55pm.
A quote from Anne Hathaway:
“...But that’s OK because I do know that I look like myself, and I think at the end of the day, as nice as pretty is, authenticity is more important.”
Ok Anne. Good for you. Now don't pull an Asshole Simpson on us and go changing your face after telling us how you are ok with it.
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I know! Those women (looking at you Biel, Jolie, Lohan, Fox etc.) don't even look real anymore. Biel and Fox, especially, nose jobs gone wrong!
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Patrick Dempsey's wife should be Hot Slut Of The Month sometime. Girlfriend always looks like she could choke a bish in every single shot I've ever seen. Her eyes tell the story.
I <3 Barbara Eden
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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ITA about Biehl's dress. Christ, 99% of the time Jennifer Garner runs around in khakis and one of her husband's castoff polo shirts and even she managed to pull it together for the premier.
Speaking of which- holy skinniness! I was shocked when I saw Garner at the Golden Globes and how thin she got. Surrrre your marriage is happy, you're having a ton of sex, and your husband isn't banging Blake Lively. Riiiight.
It was a fugly themed premiere.
Jessica Biel is ridic getting all dress up for this shit everyone else kind of said fuck it, and there she is looking like an asshole.
OK. Am I the only one that thinks that Julia Roberts is buck crazy? Look at the woman for Christ sake. She looks bat shit crazy to moi. I knew there was a reason why I love Julia so much. She brings the crazy in a huge way and does not give a shit what anybody else is thinking about her. Her eyes say, "jus try sumpin byotch n see whatchoo git!" Coooool.
that is fucking horrendous.
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Can't wait to see "GORGEOUS GEORGINA" in this getup.
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The close-up of Bradley Cooper's face is effing hilarious. Is that an unfinished spray-on tan gone wrong?
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
First off...Who is the guy with the bad make-up application. Secondly, Miseralba is already showing her age and her coconut wannabe mannerisms aint fooling anyone.
Also - why does Jessica Biel still have man hands? She needs to get on with it and set-up an account with Suicide Girls.
Ashton Kutcher is still a tool and Julia Roberts stills looks like the Drinking Bird novelty thing on my desk! Emma should get on with it and buy Miley's "Shortcut to a Hollywood Whore" manual.
And Jennifer Gardner! Why isn't she working at a Williams and Sonoma out in Temecula?
I thought the Smithsonian already sent Barbara Eden back to Luxor and Demi Moore...Poor Demi...Still running away from her childhood...
Jessica Alba looks like someone dumped ditchwater on her head.
Julia Roberts looks like a shrieky diva harpy.
Jessica Biel looks like she's wearing Justin's favorite nightie and scarves, and her lips look deformed.
I don't get the appeal of Patrick Dempsey. McDreamy my ass, he looks like a creepy dude who sells used cars and probably gets sued for sexual harassment.
Anne Hathaway looks like she mugged a peacock for that dress, and I think she mustve snorted some coke before going on.
Demi's neck is all sinewy and old ladyish and her shoulders shouldn't be displayed, they're all bony.
And that big douchebag Ashton looks like he's just been given a time-out by his mommy. Seriously can he dress like an actual grown-up for once and not like a little boy being dragged to a wedding? He just oozes clammy douchebag.
Careful MK - I nearly lost my coffee on that "nipples bleeding lace" comment and now I keep going back to look at that trainwreck for the laughs. Maybe you can drunk blog the red carpet more prominently during the upcoming season. It just means getting drunk earlier to prepare. Thanks.
Jessica Alba's hair and makeup add years to her. The makeup is straight out of the Ring.
Biehl's close up of her face shows the puffy part where the needle jab goes in for lip filler- right on her lip above the bicuspids. Total tell tale marks on each side, why do people even bother getting them if it's so obvious.
Jessica Alba's hair and makeup add years to her. The makeup is straight out of the Ring.
Biehl's close up of her face shows the puffy part where the needle jab goes in for lip filler- right on her lip above the bicuspids. Total tell tale marks on each side, why do people even bother getting them if it's so obvious.
Jessica Alba's hair and makeup add years to her. The makeup is straight out of the Ring.
Biehl's close up of her face shows the puffy part where the needle jab goes in for lip filler- right on her lip above the bicuspids. Total tell tale marks on each side, why do people even bother getting them if it's so obvious.
We are happy to see patrick losing his looks!
We are happy to see patrick losing his looks!
BCoop looks hilarious. He had a beard, got a tan, then shaves it off. Stupid.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Anne Hathaway's large features only look large when she drops a lot of weight. Otherwise, she is quite beautiful. As modest as she is, I am sure she realizes that. I just hope that as she ages, she clings to the joy of authenticity and doesn't ruin her face with cheek implants and fillers.
A quote from Anne Hathaway:
“I think I’ve got really weird features. I have very large features on a very small head,” she tells the magazine. “But, you know, I’m not going to beat myself up. It’s my face. I’m not very pretty. But that’s OK because I do know that I look like myself, and I think at the end of the day, as nice as pretty is, authenticity is more important.”
Ok Anne. Good for you. Now don't pull an Asshole Simpson on us and go changing your face after telling us how you are ok with it.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
Sweet Jesus..who is prettier? McDreamy or BCoop? Love them BOTH!!!
That dress is beyond fucking hideous, wow, you have a nice body and you wear shit like that? WTF is wrong with you?
Movies where they just hire every big name they can get are the most pointless pieces of shit.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
What a hot slut. I constructed a similar dress for my whore Barbie doll out of old dollar store valentine candy wrappers. Of course, my Barbie's shoes didn't come from the Payless clearance bin.
Jessica Biel -- nice gown. Desperate much? ...Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that you don't get parts because you're *too beautiful*.
Does B.Coop not have "people"?
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:01pm.
ricki lake
your goddamn right. bunch of fking dildos projected on a 10 ft screen i'd like to take a dump in my hand and throw it them they dont deserve my fking popcorn money fku me blue
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I'm a woman and I'll gladly cosign on this shit. After 2 divorces, you realize there ain't no prince charming & life isn't a romantic comedy. I hate this saccharine fecal matter.
know this piece of tripe will bomb, if only for the inflated egos that are starring in it.
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Me too! that's why I reserved my hate for her. Don't want no beef with she-hulk!
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Oh Ricki there's so much more talent in your poem than all if Swiftys "music" combined. BEEYOOTEFUL! *sheds a tear*
My heart sank for Stevie when she was reduced to perform with the twit.
OT: baby diarrhea face!
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Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
*enters thread Kramer style*
Taylor Swift is in this fuckery?
An I was JUST mentioning to my BH last night after listening to her stupid ass 15 something song on my way home getting stabby and wanting to run people off the road, that her types of songs, should be on a teenagers radio station. Not adult alternitive, or rock.
BAH!
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My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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Sorry b. coop, but leave the G.T.L to the pros.
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Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Just noticed Ricki Lake's poetry below. Beautiful, truly beautiful! and so fucking true!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
Biel's man hands scare me.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
dusted-lol,very good.
gotexan40-I concur.
What is the bloody tampon hell is Jessica Biehl wearing??
I don't care if he is a total poof or not.. BCoop has a face pretty enough to sit on.
I like Bradley Cooper's half Jersey Shore, half baby powder face ...
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 1:20pm.
THE MORE I LOOK AT IT THE MORE IT LOOKS LIKE A PROM PICTURE PARADE OF IDIOTS W/ OLSON MILLS THE STUPID PHOTOGRAPHER
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Ours is OLAN MILLS....and you're fecking right on with it looking like a prom picture gathering...
i would approve this look if Taylor Swift was wearing it. God do I hate her 'music'
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
And what happened to Garcelle Beauvais? She used to be SMOKIN on "The Jamie Foxx Show"...did she do something to her face? I can't put my finger on it, something just isn't the same or as sultry.
Anne Hathaway ex used to live in the building my uncle works in and apparently she is the nicest sweetest girl who greeted all the workers and kind so no hate for her
and Sorry Ricky didn't mean to gender confuse you
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma