Open Post: Hosted By KFat
My Tivo is lazier than a baby on Ambien, so it did not record last night's premiere of Celebrity Fit Club. Thankfully, TMZ and HuffPo posted what looks like to be the best moment of that mess. It's KFed flaunting his Burger King-approved body. KFed almost gives better side-boob than Salma Hayek.
When talking to the judges about his chunk, KFed joked that he looks like the pregnant man. That joke wasn't not funny, because it's entirely possible that KFed could become the next pregnant dude. Dude's sperm could impregnate a fire hydrant, so I'm sure he could knock himself up. Maybe he was on the wrong reality show. Maybe he should've been on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" instead. There's probably a baby KFed crawling through the sewers right now.
Here's the other "celebrities" of Celebrity Fit Club: Bobby "Doody Bubble Popper" Brown, Jay from Project Runway, some chick from High School Musical, Nicole Eggert, Sebastian Bach, Shar Jackson, and Pop Off from Bad Girls Club.
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wow so fat:)
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in fact, only two of these fools (maybe three) need to actually lose weight. The rest, need to get to a gym or start swimming...not lose weight. i would even wager to say that nicole looks like she weighs more. anyway...
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
dude wtf is up with Nicole Eggert!? She is NOT fat, I'm 5'2 and weigh roughly 125 pounds (maybe less since I've dropped since i've been sick). She just needs to go and work out some.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
WTF with Nicole? She needs to work out, not drop weight. Ew
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 8:06am.
Who the fuck wants to watch a fatty retreat when the most they have to lose is 35 lbs?!
Where are the fat fucks who need to lose 100 when ya need 'em?
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Well it's not really a retreat or fat camp, they go home during the week. As if these "celebrities" could be in those kind of conditions right? Plus, the show is filmed in 8 week sections so the overall goal is over the 8 weeks. Yes, some of them have way more to lose than 35 pounds *cough KFat* but this is supposed to be a kickstart and they get money for reaching their goal.
The one that's going to be funny is Bobby Brown in my opinion, he's really not serious about this.
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Adopt an unwanted bird before purchasing at a pet store.
Who the fuck wants to watch a fatty retreat when the most they have to lose is 35 lbs?!
Where are the fat fucks who need to lose 100 when ya need 'em?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Holy shit! Those pic's are hysterical!
Speaky, Centy, goodnight. stop worrying about what people think
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I will ALWAYS, really only halfway, care about what people think.
Other people run our lives, unless I suddenly become a billionaire and can just tell everyone to fuck off, I care.
I think most people do, they just wouldn't admit it.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Are we going on a road trip?! I wanna be the hot stud!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:56am.
why you gotta be coming up in here and messing with the positive flow with your plagiarism accusations? damn evil overlords always messing shit up
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It's my job. What can I say? :)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Afro Celt Sound System - Persistence of Memory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmh1cZQuXk&feature=related
*dancing with the sandman*
Night!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:52am.
Italics...love it! I could go on for days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeNU600stLA
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Love it!
It seems many have eclectic taste in music *still side-eying my earlier typo* I hope this becomes an uplifting experience for everyone! :)
Italics...love it! I could go on for days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeNU600stLA
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:40am.
Italics, I will be the Thelma to your Louise. SHOTGUN!!!! ;)
I leave you with this little gem. HAHAHAHA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk
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Oh my god...LMAO!
Wishing you sweet dreams islandgirl!
Afro Celt Soundsystem - North Pt. 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvRQ_wp_H3w
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:26am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:03am.
Seriously waiting for The Church reunion:
Under the meelky way LOl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7cJVStGT2Y
Whatever music makes you happy is alright with me!!
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Thanks manimal! :)
Have a goodnight!
Italics, I will be the Thelma to your Louise. SHOTGUN!!!! ;)
I leave you with this little gem. HAHAHAHA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:32am.
Edit: Or should I say the box of Pinot? HAHAHA!! *shuffles off to crochet a tea cozy*
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Bursting into laughter!
Goodnight! :)
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:26am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:03am.
Seriously waiting for The Church reunion:
Under the meelky way LOl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7cJVStGT2Y
Whatever music makes you happy is alright with me!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:30am.
Italics, I knew I liked you for a reason. And it has nothing to do with the bottle of Pinot Gris I'm working on. :))
LOL Island girl - you and I could take a road trip with music and not end up putting my car into a swan dive in the Grand Canyon. :)
*sipping Disaronno*
Italics, I knew I liked you for a reason. And it has nothing to do with the bottle of Pinot Gris I'm working on. :))
Edit: Or should I say the box of Pinot? HAHAHA!! *shuffles off to crochet a tea cozy*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:03am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX_mcJEEkAM
Thanks!
I don’t know this song and I like it a lot!
Centy, goodnight. stop worrying about what people think.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:32am.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:43am.
Peter Gabriel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ
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A classic song! Peter Gabriel was happily surprised the director wanted the full length song in a film. It wasn't the norm at the time.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:54am.
I love the stuff he did with Afro Celt Sound System too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pId6zdWjtwk
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islandgirl, it's one of my favorites too.
I will listen to it tonight!
PS -- I just wanted to say that I am always joking around about the guys who didn't marry me, I like Loverboy, etc....
I don't want the Dlisters to think I'm a 300 lb weirdo who lives in my mother's basement!
That is not the case, I swear it.
On a Bible.
Cross my heart and hope to die!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Speaky, right there is where you lost me and I started laughing at you a little bit. I'm sorry. :( _______________________________
LOL...no worries, I'm an object of derision for many of my musical tastes...one of the problems is that I usually download music drunk, which makes me nostalgic for the 80's and early 90's!
I will tell you that first band I purchased music from was AC/DC Back in Black. 8-Track!!!
Then, they blew those off, so the next three albums I purchased were Saturday Night Fever, Billy Joel, either Piano Man or 52nd Street, and Loverboy, Get it On!!!
Can you blame me for my nostalgia?
Please don't blame me for growing up in the goddamn 80's, I had no control over that!
Now, going to send bills for broken Peter Gabriel CDs to all the guys who didn't marry me...and going to bed...:)
Nice chatting and everybody have a great night and good day tomorrow.
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I forgot to congratulate the Caption Contest winners before leaving.
So, one more note about music.
Genesis' original band members, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel and Mike Rutherford all had successful solo/new group careers. Some of their music (and other music) is in The Kitty Halftime Show Open Post. In fact, many of the Open Posts have music, if anyone is interested.
PSL, you should see my CD's. Everything from soup to nuts! I couldn't care less if it's 'popular', I just like good music. (well, in my opinion)
I play this one constantly, (the band was called October Project) and they only made like 2 albums in the '90's. Her vocals remind me of Annie Lennox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX_mcJEEkAM
hehe
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:45am.
Speaky, I can listen to Patsy Cline, then listen to Soundgarden, then Black Eyed Peas, so ya know, whatever
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LOL...I know!
I always think if anyone got a look at my Ipod, I'd be sent straight to the looney bin....
At the moment, my favorite songs are Romeo and Juliet by Taylor Swift, Rocking in the USA by Cyrus, and various stuff by The Cure, New Order, 40's tunes, Thin Lizzy, Loverboy <<<<<< right there is where you lost me and I started laughing at you a little bit. I'm sorry. :( :P
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:44am.
Offer up your best defense
Cuz this is the EEEEEEEEEEEEND OF THE INNOCENCE.
That's so ripped off from Van Morrison.
Who, in turn, ripped it off from Dylan Thomas.
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why you gotta be coming up in here and messing with the positive flow with your plagiarism accusations? damn evil overlords always messing shit up
Hello, Miss IslandGirl!!!
I have a very wide music tastes as well....I am always singing something to myself...
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Mani!! I love the stuff he did with Afro Celt Sound System too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pId6zdWjtwk
I will forever have a mad crush on peter gabriel.
PSL obviously has a wide spectrum of musical faves if her siggies are any indication. I always check to see if she changes her siggies. It usually reminds me of music I've forgotten about.
PSL, Yes, Peter Gabriel's "So" is a fav of mine.... :)
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OMG, every single time I met a guy when I was in my twenties and thirties, who I thought was marriage material, I would play that song "In Your Eyes" over and over and over...I wore out 3 CDs!!!
None of them ever married me.
I should send them a goddamn bill! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:43am.
Peter Gabriel...nice!!!
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Speaky, I can listen to Patsy Cline, then listen to Soundgarden, then Black Eyed Peas, so ya know, whatever
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LOL...I know!
I always think if anyone got a look at my Ipod, I'd be sent straight to the looney bin....
At the moment, my favorite songs are Romeo and Juliet by Taylor Swift, Rocking in the USA by Cyrus, and various stuff by The Cure, New Order, 40's tunes, Thin Lizzy, Loverboy, Third Eye Blind, General Public, Clay Aiken, Elton John, Blondie, Elvis Costello, etc.
There is no rhyme nor reason.
I'm obviously schizophrenic! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Yes, Peter Gabriel's "So" is a fav of mine.... :)
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Offer up your best defense
Cuz this is the EEEEEEEEEEEEND OF THE INNOCENCE.
That's so ripped off from Van Morrison.
Who, in turn, ripped it off from Dylan Thomas.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
PSL, we be on the same page. <3
And speakit, really? That vid was on MTV every 5 minutes back when they actually played music.
Peter Gabriel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:29am.
Speaky, IF Y'ALL DON'T LIKE ROY ORBISON...
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I actually think RO is supremely talented, but his music kinda leaves me cold.
I am known to not have very good taste in music, though, so my opinion means nothing! :)
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well, you know this means you have to die, right? :P
who has the right to say who does or doesn't have good taste or not about anything. its what you like or don't like. I can listen to Patsy Cline, then listen to Soundgarden, then Black Eyed Peas, so ya know, whatever
ParisSL, Don Henley's "End Of The Innocence" album, is fantastic, and I love The Eagles.
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Yeah, that is a great album. I do like him and The Eagles, just not love.
What about Peter Gabriel's "So?"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Centaurious, that is exactly how I feel about Roy Orbison.
Don Henley's "End Of The Innocence" album, is fantastic, and I love The Eagles.
JMO.
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
@IG
haha I have never seen that video til now!
Submitted by Italics on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:29am.
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*plays 'End of the Innocence" on bust for Italics, pisses off the neighbours*
:)
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:16am.
islandgirl, that was sweet. :)
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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:20am.
Thanks speakit! I like it very much.
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I hope both of you have a wonderful night!
*I plan to do the same*
Speaky, IF Y'ALL DON'T LIKE ROY ORBISON...
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I actually think RO is supremely talented, but his music kinda leaves me cold.
I am known to not have very good taste in music, though, so my opinion means nothing! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
damn, y'all take your music preferences seriously.
IF Y'ALL DON'T LIKE ROY ORBISON... *fills water gun with battery acid* YOU BETTER START RUNNING NOW.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:20am.
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Ooh, me too. This vid cracks me up though... Jennifer Connolly I can see, but Jason Priestly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTbSp3Q8Ru8
I cannot BELIEVE the brutality of FSF toward Don Henley!
LMAO.
She (he?) is usually very polite and accomodating...this is really cracking me up!
Perhaps she realizes the cold and bitter truth: We can check out any time we like, but we can never leave....:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I didn't much like the traveling wilburys but I love me some Roy Orbison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IWKVDwClZ4&feature=related