Jennifer Aniston's Private 41st Birthday Party As Documented By Access Hollywood
Most people run off to Mexico to escape Billy Bush, but Jennifer Aniston invited him and Access Hollywood's cameras to Los Cabos to celebrate her 41st birthday with her. Hey, that $9,000-a-night villa is not going to pay for itself! Actually, it is going to pay for itself now that Aniston pimped them out on National TV. Note to Chicken Cutlets: If you drop Super 8's name on Public Access, they will give you a free hour!
Anyways, Jenny told Billy that she dragged 50 of her knitting circle buddies to Mexico for her birthday, because she thinks boozing it up will help their economy. And because one of her favorite childrens charities is based in Tijuana. The Angelina Jolie of Tijuana said, "These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico. Let’s shout out to these kids in Tijuana at El Faro and you know, have a big…that’s sort of our birthday celebration this year.”
That's what my friend always said when hos would throw him a side-eye after he admitted he buys all his painkillers in Rosarito Beach, Mexico. The dumb bitch would say he was helping the economy. And no, I'm not talking about myself for once (Yes, I am).
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Wrong move Jen !! Haven't seen the video. Maybe it was a jab at celebrities trying to make everything about charity... maybe she was still high... i dunno !
Nonetheless, she's STILL better than other celebrities *cough*Jolie*cough*, who can't even take a dump without the media knowing!!
You go Jen... and rock that HOTTT body of yours!!!!
OK! I really can not stand her... GET A LIFE JENNY FROM THE BLOCK!
We are so so ssoooooooooooooooo tired of homosexual tinymeat Brad Pitt and her oldbag fish-beard!
Poor Jen...here take some xtasy and listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVG4pE26Fr0
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Submitted by Banayna on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 7:26pm
Is this why you use Skeleskank's pic and not your own? ACTIVIA!!!
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Submitted by Banayna on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 7:26pm
Is this why you use Skeleskank's pic and not your own? ACTIVIA!!!
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For some pathetic reason I have had an unlimited appetite for all these stories, but I think I'm over it.
They can all bite me.
*speechless* Her stupidity makes me sad for humanity and angry too.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:05pm.
No telling what I would say on camera if I spent the last week hitting the bong and the bottle. Bitch did ok by my standards. I proably would have fallen off that ledge she's perched on..... Go ahead Jen, get your freak on. You don't owe anybody anything.
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LMAO! I'm with you. Drunkfest 2010 for Jen and friends. Maybe she was still slightly buzzed when she started talking about the economy crap ... but in all honesty ... she is no worse for allowing the camera crew into her party as Pitt was for taking intimate photos of his family and children (wife breastfeeding no less) and then spreading it all over W magazine ...
Is there really a difference as to how one whores themselves out ? whoring is whoring, right? lol in this case it's called FAME whoring.
As for hopping a flight to Haiti - Jen contributed more than enough and she did the telethon (along with her ex). It was Jolie that was no where to be found and then decided it would be beneficial (after partying at the superbowl - #1 priority) to hop on over to the Dominican Republic ( for what reason...it's beyond me). Also, I dont understand the hypocrisy ... Jolie sells photos of her children for $14 million and claims she's doing it in the name of charity ... Jen goes on vacation with a shit load of friends, spends sick money and says it's her way of giving back to the mexican government ... They both seem to be doing "it" for charity :-)
I thought most of the gossip around her was magazine fabrication, but I now see it's true...This no-talent bore really is that desperate and lonely. Hey jen, I hear Afghanistan is really poor, why don't you take your friends over there and sunbathe?
Just more stupidity from a vapid person. I agree, another excuse to get her face/body in the tabloids.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:57pm.
She should have said she was there to get wasted and left it at that.
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She should have said she was there to get wasted and left it at that.
Dementa, "Vanilla Goddess" is a classic!
Jen is insufferable. She is the human equivalent of dry bread sticks, although she has aspirations of being a much more exciting melon.
Poor Maniston.
It must suck to have to bring TV crews along to your birthday party to up the numbers.
Sad, lonely bitch. Couldn't she have invited some of her kids' friends around for a play date?
Oh man, my bad. I forgot that Angelina salted her ovaries when she took her husband.
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I like Jenny's idea of charity! Fly your ass to a poor country where your U.S dollars go further, spend the week laying on the beach and getting shit faced drunk on margaritas!!!
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She's helping Mexico by having a party in a resort there?
This is what you get for asking a dumb ass a simple question they can try and weave some self serving statement into, in this case employing economic theory according to Jen. It's trickle down theory, right? The resort employs a maid to clean up our trash so all this disgusing display of overt wealth and waste is actually a good thing, because Esmerelda will get the overtime. Another day another 7 pesos.
It sort of made sense to say hey, let's go help Mexico? Bullshit.
She has lost her damn mind.
Why did would she bring that cheesy ass gossip tv show to her bday trip with her "close friends" she doesn't need the money or the publicity... there is something terribly wrong with this one. I don't buy what's she's selling here.
I don't blame her for going away on a beach vacay with her buddies for her bday, but she didn't really say all that about helping the mexican economy, did she? barf. she might want to look at mexico's awful human rights record and think about her "support." she can support her charity from home and spend her vacay dollars in the U.S.
Here we are spending trillions on a middle east war, when there is a war going on in our border country Mexico. What the fuck is our government doing in the middle east? Has anyone been to Tijuana lately? Our borders are a mess. But lets waste time in the middle east. Fucking madness.
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If Brad never stuck his goat weenie into Angie Ho's toxic vergina, they'd all three have faded into relative obscurity. I'm convinced. Not that they'd never make a movie or attend a premiere, but they wouldn't have been in the tabloids every week for the past five years. We'd see Angie Ho making out with, like, Brett Michaels on the red carpet, Jen would have gone the way of Courtney Cox, and Goat would be best known for partying with Clooney.
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Knitting circle buddies. LMAO MK! Bet she brought her teddy bear collection along with them.
at 00:30 JA mentions "Don Julio" Tequila.. isn't that the crap Simon Barney from The Real Housewives of Orange County sells??
Oh, and the fact that JA invited this creep & Access Hollywood to her b-day holiday is desperate and lame *sad horns* :(
ANGELINA JOLIE SUX DONKEY DICKS!
Oh Jen. STFU.
Angelina. STFU.
Goat Boy...you just keep chewing on that grass.
This 'triangle' shit needs to die already. I used to clap my feathers together in excitement every time there was a Brange or Jen post, but even this HEND is sick of this bullshit.
Jen does still rock a bikini, though.
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This was nothing more than an opportunity for Jen to get photos of herself in a bikini all over the internet. Yes, she does look good, but she's still a no-talent media-whore. And she does all of this birthday photo-op under the guise of "helping mexico". Puh-leeezze. The more I hear about her, the sicker she makes me. And I used to think 'aw, poor Jen' when Brad dumped her ass.
Yes, how charitable of her to bestow her riches on the peons of Cabo ... no wonder Brad dumped her ass.
((In Gerrys Spartan voice)) THIS IS JENNAAAAYY!!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:52pm.
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I doubt very much that they paid her, or if they did she probably donated the money to charity. She doesn't need the fucking money, SHE'S JENNIFER ANISTON FFS!
I wonder how much they paid her to get a glimps of her birthday party? Lucky bitch probably got the whole vacation paid for.....
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dementa - it's JENHENDS HENDS! Get it straight.
BTW I wouldn't come over here looking for a bunch of what you call hens...
We are equal opportunity raggers. Noone is exempt. Not everyone that dislikes the Brange is up JA's ass.
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Good for her. I love JA.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:21pm.
What kind of pathetic desperada would want entertainment channels to film their BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Agreed. If it's supposed to be a private party, why did she invite the media?
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Pimpcessa, I can assure you that I don't "scour" anything, and it takes a mere three minutes out of my day to mock her. :)
It's kind of hilarious that so many JenHens are SO violently in favor of their vanilla goddess that, even if you make fun of virtually everybody on this blog, if you dare to mention what a sad pathetic famewhore Jen is you must be some sort of cyberstalker. :D:D:D:D And they don't dare to deny that she's a boring bland famewhore, note.
The JenHens are almost as fun to poke at as the Brangeloonies. But I notice that most are absent from this thread...
Complete paranoia. I think the chances of being kidnapped or shot in a robbery in Mexico are the same as being shot to death by a mentally unstable fucker with anger management issues, or being robbed and shot by someone in a store, being shot in a drive-by shooting between gangs or blow up and/or crash in an airplane in the good old US. Don't forget school shootings by mentally unstable kids.
Shit like this happens everywhere and could happen to anyone.
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Knitting circle members...toooooo funny, Michael K!
So, does that mean that this will be her next destination??
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I hear it's all the sh!t (well before 1/7/10 it was).
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 2:51pm.
it was raul dukes joke!!!
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SOWWY, funny shit Raul.
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She can bore the pants off me anytime.
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And so we begin AGAIN with you picking the fly shit out of the pepper....yawn... You should be happy that she gives you a reason to get up every morning to scour the blogs and giving YOU something to do. What would your life become if she wasn't around for you to hate on and bitch about?
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Does she also believe she is helping the Mexican economy by hiring mexican gardners and service people? If she hired a black butler would she be helping out black people?
What a stupid, worthless, vapid, waste of fucking space!
She's a one note actress who keeps stretching out her 15 minutes. Someone needs to serve her a hot, steaming cup of STFU.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Conehead Aniston.
Has it read a book or worked an honest day in its life? Daddy's little purl.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
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Yaaawwwwwwn. So she's gonna eat ice cream with a bunch of her galpals, squirt some champagne at a poster of a seminaked man, and pose for the cameras. I can't imagine anything happening at her birthday party that doesn't happen at a thousand other ones, just because she's too boring to make it interesting.
Now when she's snorting coke off a stripper's navel and drunkenly flashing the freeway, let me know. And no, Jenhens, don't claim she's too "classy" for that - if she were really classy, she wouldn't be having her birthday party televised by a tabloid show.
Seriously can ANYONE pretend that she isn't a huge mega fame whore? What kind of pathetic desperada would want entertainment channels to film their BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Oh, and she shouldn't try to justify her wealthy-chick bullshit by claiming that she's "helping" the Mexican people by staying at a wealthy resort. She's putting pesos in the pockets of the rich turds who own the place. If she actually wanted to help the local economy, she'd stay in a quaint little inn and overpay them grossly.
And can we hand Billy Bush to a firing squad, please? There's just no reason for his existence.
???!!! bunch of shit! some "celebs" need to STFU" and suck a dick!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:01pm.
I'd wreck that like an earthquake on a third world nation
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how fucking full of shit is saying : "these people depend on us coming here" what a bitch.
Submitted by double booked tart on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:03pm.
Don't think I'm heading to Mexico any time soon. Someone from my hometown got kidnapped and shot execution-style while vacationing in Mexico. Think I'll stick to letting annoying celebrities have fun down there.
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my old bosses brother got shot like that at a NICE resort in mexico last year...in front of his wife during a "robery"...even though they were giving up the goods he still got shot!
Billy needs his hiney slammed into next week.
I would pay to see that shit.
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-Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 3:01pm.
BAWK FUCKING BAWK!
NO JEN HENS HERE DIPSHIT!
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!! Sure . . . it's all nice and safe now!! That's what the
b!tches in DC, NY, and PA thought last Friday :P
j/k ;)
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