Wednesday, February 10th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 9th!
Ali Lohan didn't understand why everyone was surprised she could do a split. She's 16, she's SUPPOSED to be flexible!! And she could've sworn that easter bunny wasn't there before she ate that tic-tac out of lindsay's purse. - zinny1127
Runners-up:
Jennifer Aniston crashes Pax's birthday party, trying to prove to Brad she's still limber at 41. - Sexecution
Reason #2,589 NOT to fuck with an abuela: the chankla at the end of her leg is far-reaching. - SavageLettuce
Little Billy couldn't see the lust in the Easter Bunny's eyes until it was too late. It was years before he could eat a cream egg again - starvis
via WOW Report
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Love the one with Lohan
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Good job cong. !!
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Hollywood Gossip
LMAO!!! I cannot stop laughing, these are all briliant! Good job folks!
I was ROBBED! But at least I was robbed by people that were funnier than me;p Congrats, thieving hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
LMAO! All of them are hilarious! Congrats y'all!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
CUNTgratz CUNTz
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Congrats, all! Very clever!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Congratz funnah horz...
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
LMFAO!!! These are AWESOME!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
♪ This is my version of ```` "Pants on the ground" ```` bitches! "Holla"!
Cloris Leachman teaches the Easter Bunny and some curious parents and kids how to really hide those Easter Eggs this year.
Little Bunny Foo Foo I don't want to see you sneaking up on little boys and bumpin' them on the butt.
Grandma have you been sniffing the Poligrip again?
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Disappointed hey? That'll teach you to buy your Alice in Wonderland DVD from some dodgy Asian guy.
Squinty is not impressed. Squinty is not shocked. Squinty is just squinty.
Gary Glitter thought the costume would hide his true intentions on an unsuspecting little boy.
Vadge's "sans fards" photo shoot for the next Playboy cover might not be her sharpest career move, but it looks like Baby Jesus is still right behind her.
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"When I see Donatella, I just see a bottle of pickled pigs feet." -- Supertramp
Easter Bunny: Hey stop cracking all the eggs!
Only when she stands back up will they realize she actually did say everyone go down and do a shit.
Fucking up holidays, fucking up innocent children's lives, old age didn't change attention whore Heather Mills one bit.
Kendra felt that costumed Hef's Easter Parade of himself, his great-great-great grandson and his first wife was not the greatest photo op.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The Easter Bunny may be a pedophile and necrophiliac, but it's hard to find good help these days.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
"Look at this little Micheal. This is how we hit Easter eggs back in the day. "
Jeebus Gramma, you're supposed to use the basket.
Animal, minnow, vegetable.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The Easter Egg Cunt on the Village Green does not engage in age or sex discrimation.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Who in the hell keeps leaking those untouched Vadge pictures?
The Easter Bunny's impromtu game of leapfrog got him registered as a sex offender.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:44pm.
She blew out the candles, her cervix, and both her hips.
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Hahahahahaaha
Dye, hide and lay. The Easter Bunny and Bulldozer Vadge Sienna have something in common.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Kerry Katona calls her dealer to tell him it really is good shit.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Aunt Ethel picks up her dyed eggs the 'old-fashion' way. wink, wink.
I see that all those years visiting Mel the Butcher has really paid off for the Brady's maid, Alice.
Damn.. How Can I top this?
Grandma's no stranger to the Annual Bunny Buttfuck in the Park
Grandma's no stranger to the Annual Bunny Buttfuck in the Park
The massive Photoshop budget for Madonna's latest tour didn't leave much money for special effects and backup dancers.
Madoox taking it like a man for extra caramelo eggs.
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::
You had to go and ask what Dr. Ruth was up to these days.
The Easter Egg Hunt at The Playboy Mansion really showcased Hef's failing eyesight.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Why Easter Bunnies need background checks.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
It suddenly dawned on Kerri Katona that the only way to save her foreclosed home was for little Bud and Grandmaw to be doinked by the Easter Bunny.
Micheal at his last halloween party. Too soon??
I'll die if I have to visit grandma again at the nursing home. Last time I got "golden egg-ed" by The Easter Bunny during Tai Chi class.
Sometime after James Stewart died, Harvey hooked up with some old lady who put him on the grift and that's when he kinda went over the edge.
Edited out the acid flashback for you there:)
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
It was Donnie Darko's grandmother that first discovered Frank the Bunny when she fell and split her pelvis during a routine walk in the park.
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at late noon, and hovers in a purple bunny suit on three legs in the back?
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"I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you."
The Unretouched Vadge Pictures Keep Leaking
Just because Maddox is owned by Saint Angie it doesn't mean he can lay golden eggs. Nice try, Easter bunny.
I know you're all impressed but what you can't see is that she only has one leg.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Fergie is doing children's birthday parties now?
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The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.