Afternoon Crumbs
Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen's exclusivo baby looks like a baby - Popsugar
Kiki sans fards (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hilary Duff is starting to look like one of the middle-aged Housewives of Orange County - Hollywood Tuna
RiRi is continuing to dress like she's stuck in a k-hole - Just Jared
Brooklyn Decker doesn't even know how to wear a bikini top right and she's still on the cover of Sports Illustrated - Egotastic!
Betty White for President! Oh wait, that's a different petition. Betty White for SNL Host! - Towleroad
Mary Tyler Robot - Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan will recreate this shoot any minute now - Hollywood Rag
Somebody forward this to Brad Pitt - Cityrag
And when American Idol contestants sing off-key, they should have to bend over and get slapped with a cold piece of bologna - I'm Not Obsessed
Fat Actress: The Reality Show - SOW
Meanwhile, Chicken Cutlets gets a coupon book from Ralphs to sit 3rd row at a mini-mall fashion show - Holy Moly!
St. Angie will save Haiti - Socialite Life
Megan Fox's stump thumb is too fugly for Motorola - Celebitchy
If a Christmas tree plays the main villain, then I'm okay with this - ICYDK
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what a cute baby:)
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It kinda looks like his chin gravity have conspired to make him half the size he should be, like chin-belly-legs and the arms on the jacket are just there for show.
Poor baby.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
sorry typo.... children
After Angie visits Haiti ppl suddenly wonder where half the population of chilren went
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:52pm.
awwwwwwwwww... my son was cuter. supermodel that, bitch
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Ha! For realz. My daughter was a LOT cuter than that but not as cute as your son, Speakit.
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Thanks Angel!
I really like the way that Gisele has been just kicking around Boston, no hairdo or makeup, just being with her man and now her child.
I never thought this relationship would last, but it appears that I was very wrong.
Boston can be a very boring place to live, I love it, but for a supermodel I just never thought she'd be able to handle it.
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:52pm.
awwwwwwwwww... my son was cuter. supermodel that, bitch
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Ha! For realz. My daughter was a LOT cuter than that.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
She is the quintessential BUTTERFACE even with a nose job.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
awwwwwwwwww... my son was cuter. supermodel that, bitch
Duff was at one time cute. Now she looks like chub Kate Hudson.
Wow - that headline looks trashy in any language!
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
I remember when the SI models actually *wore* their bathing suits, not just draped them over their shoulders.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
I knew another retarded cunt with one of those effed up thumbs...I always used to yell, "Yabba Dabba Doo!" at her =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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That baby looks like an old man...Benjaman Buttons shit, for sure!
How in the way was Angie during her time in Haiti? Stay the fuck away and let the adults do the WORK, bitch...
Thanks sniffy! Glad someone appreciates all of the squats I do ;)
I'd say 2 months is still in the newborn range...when it is 3 months, it will just be an ugly baby.
Jolie's Haiti photo op is disgusting. Whatever happens to be in the news for that chick... as though there aren't other causes to quietly work steadily for if she wasn't such a media freeloader of the tragedy-stricken. And she couldn't even take part in the celebrity group telethon thing... she had to go late in the game for a solo show (now that all of the other celebrities are out of the Haiti news) so that she can corner the market for a couple of days.
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that baby is 2 months old not a new born
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Kirstie Alley could try to blend in her blush a little so it doesn't look like shit skid marks across her face.
I CAN HAZ A BROOKLYN DECKER!!!!????
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Lovely picture. Good composition, lighting, & I appreciate how the monochromatic color palette serves to highlight the subjects' faces even more.
Ooof. what I actually meant to say was "fugly manface & her special looking spawn". lol.
hell on high heels-I, um, er, really like your avi.
Is it me, or does Kirstie Alley always look and sound stoned?
and duffster has always been fug to me
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
I love the gays slapping each other in that amazing chicken
(kitchen)
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
Chicken Cutlets link interesting but I don't believe it. Parasite and Blohan would be welcomed in the front row of any fashion week show and if I was in charge I'd see that they were as drunk or stoned as possible for the publicity to me.
Kirstie Alley looks like a slob. I think she would look better with new hair, probably shorter. I like how she said people aren't full figured, they're fat. Thank you!
Tom Brady lost all his skills as a player after he hooked up with Bunchen. His Super Bowl days are over.
GO SAINTS!!!
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Bullock + Oscar = better sign for the end times than anything the Mayans came up with- luscious_t
Wow. Katie finally put a thin coat on Suri in freezing NYC... and Suri does not look happy.
Angie in DR - looking kinda scary in the last pic. Wouldn't want her coming after me to rip my shirt if I disagreed with her.
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Declaration of Compassion:
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Yay, baby!
Angie Ho. Ug. I can't.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Actually, wait, I think it was Holy Moly that gave me the "total security" virus.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 4:08pm.
Lindsay Loser will most certainly recreate the photoshoot.
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What??? I can't click. Last time I went to that site I infected my WORK computer with malware total security. Not falling for that one again.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
That kid looks like his mother, fug! Lets face it. If Gisele had an average body paired with that face she'd be a maid somewhere in Rio De Janiero.
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Go Lakers!!!
That baby is.. well, unfortunate.
why is his mom looking at him as if to say "Why did I do this?"
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oh that baby is gonna be a genius, trust!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
That is NOT a cute newborn...lets hope he grows out of his awkward stage fast.
Ugh. Lindsay Hohan looks like a piece of orange dogshit that has been hidden under 6 months of snow.
What's the date of the death pool on her?? I want the first week of July.
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Speaking of super duper desperada media whores, here comes Angelina Jolie doing what she does best: pimping her humanitarian persona in the third world crisis of the moment. Meh.
I didn't know megan Fox had fugly thumbs. EWW.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Kirsty was given a golden opportunity by Jenny Crank, to use their product and lose all the weight she wanted.
Bitch couldn't handle it. She's a pig.
Kirstie Alley must pay her Scientology dues, if that means exploiting her big fat ass, then so be it. Money is what they're all about, ask their leader, Tom, "I'm not gay, Cruise".
jesus, yet more tv time dedicated to kirstie alley hating being fat? does she think anyone gives a fuck at this point? and what is she trying to pull claiming she was skinny all her life? she was definitely rocking some chunk back on Cheers. it's just it was the 80s and the clothes and big hair did a lot of covering up.
Thanks for the clarifications, guyz. :D
Look! A blob!
*reports self*
Lindsay Loser will most certainly recreate the photoshoot.
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There's no, no looking back for us
We got love sure enough (That's enough)
You're all- You're all I need to get by
-Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Poor Kiki. At least she's not begging for attention like the other Hollywood hoes.
LOVE RUDE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ dementa
sans fard - unpretentious, simple; parler sans fard - to talk openly; piquer un fard - to turn bright red
In this case, it means celebrities posing for photos without make-up on.
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 4:00pm.
"sans fards" means without makeup.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
I'm not one to plug another site, but DrunkenStepFather is funny with this comment on Kiki's looks
I don’t know what Hollywood does to bitches, but I do know that all the hot pussy from the last decade ends up lookin’ grey, haggard and like they are about to fucking die. This shit is worse than the time I kidnapped a girl I met at the bus stop and didn’t want her to ever leave me so I just fed her GHB daily wiping her out and making her unable to ever leave me, it was love motherfuckers, don’t judge..
But seriously, I don’t understand what type of shit this bitch has put into herself the last few years, but I do know that based on the way she looks, she won’t have much longer to go before being reunited with her friend DJ AM, Brittany Murphey, Estelle Getty, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett and Heath Ledger in the bahamas on their secret island hide out….
MK, don't worry, he comes second after you in levels. You still write circles around the other faggy gossip bloggers.
Whee. It's a totally ordinary looking baby. I'm excited. See how excited I am. Must be a slow news week.
I'd rather see Betty White than most of the idiots they have on SNL.
And what the hell is a fard?
looks kinda like a gremlin but that is fine. he's a newborn after all.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'