Pebbles And SuBo Broke Up!
This story is as old as time. A world famous superstar sensation turns her hairy back on the one true friend who loved her unconditionally when she was just a lonely cat lady who practiced kissing with her pillow and ate canned tuna for all her meals. But now that she's the toast of the entire world, she has completely forgotten about her soul mate. A tragic tail.
Susan Boyle's rep confirms to The Mirror says that she is no longer living with Pebbles the cat. SuBo is too busy traveling the planet and she's only visited Pebbles three times in the past 7 months. Pebbles now lives with a retired woman who gets paid around $7 a day to care for SuBo's ex-best friend. The woman said that the last time SuBo came around to visit, Pebbles wouldn't even come out to tell the bitch "hi." And do you blame the pussy?
Pebbles probably spent many a lonely night cuddling up next to a furry caterpillar thinking it was one of SuBo's eyebrows. And when the caterpillar would sting her ass, Pebbles would continue to cuddle it. But nothing stings harder than being abandoned by your best friend for the cheap whore known as fame!
Pebbles will get her revenge by putting out an album of angsty chick rock songs about how SuBo did her wrong. Pebbles will be the Alanis Morrissette of 2010.
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Hollywood Gossip
Michael K, I am still bent over with laughter after reading your take on " the Subo and Pebbles story "Maybe they will bring out the film version this year, sound track sung by poor Pebbles.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:32am.
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You're welcome, hon. There's nothing like family and friends.
xox
@ Island Girl...Thank you for the hug... I am now an Island Girl for real moving back out to the West Coast to be near my family. Too many memories in our town. He was running for mayor when our accident happened.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:18am.
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Jesus. To state the obvious, that is horrible. I am so sorry for your loss.
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 7:33pm.
Oh, for crying out loud, it's a cat...it's being cared for. I think it would be worse of her to lug it around the world in a catnapper
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Couldn't agree more! How is it more humane to parade an inocent animal in front of all those flash bulbs inside a fucking catnapper? How is it more humane to get your precious little one in a confined space, marinating in its own piss and shit up and down to and fro, all because mummy wants to cuddle that little furry ass whenever Elaine Page calls her waste of space? If I were that poor cat, I'd be telling her "I quit this, bitch! Get yesself a teddy bear, I'm going home! kthnksbai..."
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Showbizz corrupts even the most innocent souls (but without it we wouln't have these great stories!).
@ Speakit... Yes, we were in a nightmare accident last year. Our 1 ton pick-up truck was swept off a cliff in a landslide. We went off a cliff and my husband was thrown out of the truck and landed under the truck in a river. I was in our camper (hungover!) while he and his best friend were in the cab. We were 2 mins. from our destination. Husband died instantly, his best friend was seriously injured and pinned into the cab of the crushed truck in the river. I hiked out with 1 of our dogs to get help ( we were in a remote area of the Rocky Mtns.) My other dog stayed with my husbands body and had to be removed by search and rescue as he would not leave him. Sept.13, 2008...nightmare that does not end for me. Married to my soul mate for 432 days. Life changes in a flash moment.
how could you give your cat up? i love my 2 cats and i couldn't imagine giving them up.. no matter how "famous" i became :(
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I don't dislike SuBo and agree she's talented, but I'm very tired of her being in the press constantly. I think she's a bit overrated. I'm on team Elaine Paige! Paige had a golden voice and still does to an extent. She brings actual feeling and theatrics into songs like I Dreamed A Dream and Memory. It's more than belting out the song - it's bringing some of the character to life while singing it in a concert setting.
There were children on BGT that sang beautifully. Where is their notoriety?
Nah... Pebbles will be the Levi Johnston of 2010.
This scenario reminds me of when President Clinton and family kicked Socks out of the White House when Buddy the chocolate lab arrived.
Meanwhile, Buddy got run over by a car when Bill was chatting with a neighbor in Chappaqua.
I've always thought that Socks was behind that.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:00pm.
Your husband died at 36? :(
My cat Lucy is going to be 14 in March, she has seen better days, outliving her brother Francis and my 36 year old husband whom she loved. I am taking a job in San Francisco for 3 months. Am I leaving her and my two huge dogs behind? No! They are temporarily relocating with me...that is if the two bald eagles that have made a nest in the trees on my property don't snatch her first!
The orlando portofino bay hotel welcomes animals & even has hot meals delivered. Great place.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:34pm.
Even though I hate you, I must concur. Nothing better than a needy cat freaking over the suitcases getting brought out. One even tries to sit in it to stop me,
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
My cats get pissed when I go out to get the mail. They act like it is the end of the world when the suitcases come out to be packed.
Cats do not care for celebrity fame-whoring and all that travel but would prefer to live with anyone willing to provide basic housekeeping, can-opening, and behind the ear scratching services. SuBo can no longer be the cat lady of her recent past and will maybe get herself a teacup wolf to be her road companion.
My cats have been living with my kid for the past two years and are perfectly content to only see me every few weeks without psychological issues. I, on the other hand, miss them terribly, waaaaaah!
Being as this is MichaelK's weirdest/funniest column this year (or last year,) I hereby nominate it the Hot Slut of 2010.
I don't own a pussy (well, a cat at least) but no matter how famous I got, I could NEVER part with my dog. Subo is just batshit crazy.
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Thanks no words, you brought in a touch of reality re: this regular no personality cat.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Remember, this one is a flake & can't handle pressure. You just know there were nurses 'round the clock when her parents were dyin'. She got lucky b/c a lot of loser, hateful souls seemed to melt over an ugly woman singing. They finally 'felt something' besides feeling sorry for themselves. Trust, if she were gorgeous they'd be ripping her a new one.
To anon: p.s. don't use your horseface mug as an avi. You think you're attractive but you aren't.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Oh, for crying out loud, it's a cat...it's being cared for. I think it would be worse of her to lug it around the world in a catnapper.
F her and people like her. I lived around the world & managed to be there for my cats even when I couldn't. Then again, my guys were male and I brought the best out in them. She should only have feral cats as pets because it isn't fair!
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Eh, I can't hate on SuBo. Would people prefer if she carried Pebbles around the world in her purse like poor, miserable, shivering Daisy (RIP)?
Besides Pebbles wrote me an email saying she's fine.
Taxidermy solves SuBo's problem. Of course, the fact the cat is still alive is an easily overcome obstacle.
Her sanity realized shit was gonna go downhill fast so it left a long ass time ago lol
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
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RottenEgg, first she dumps her unibrow then she dumps her cat, who's next? I fear for her pussy whiskers."
Hahahahaha!!!. I don't know, as long as it's not her damn sanity. It's all for the greater good, isn't it?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The cat is with a person that Simon Cowell knows, it is not in Scotland.
I'd be thrilled to get away from the old bag myself, if I were a cat.
SuBo - how could you? Pebbles looks alot like my cat. So cute. Really I bet Pebs is well looked after, and better that Subo let someone else appreciate Pebbles, than abandon her.
I heart Pebbles.
Bo -- I am so sorry to hear about your beloved Lucy, the poor little angel. At least you know you were the best owner she could have had and you loved her so much. I've lost many pets and each time it gets harder and harder -- please take care.
*TwatMuffin sending big hug to Bo*
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:50pm.
I'll Co-sign on that and your FIST PUMP!
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What??! She should bring the pussy on her tour! She'd be all kinds of fun.
SuBo's totally cheating.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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RottenEgg, first she dumps her unibrow then she dumps her cat, who's next? I fear for her pussy whiskers.
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
Um.. it's just a cat, not a person. The cat wasn't abandoned in a rickety building, it was left with another cat lady who, I assume, is able to look after it. I don't see the fuzz here, honestly.
Besides cats are known for being very independent and selfish. I'm sure this cat won't give her old owner a second thought as long as there is food, water and a warm place to sleep for hours.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh sure, SueBo. Who was sitting in the window night after night waiting for you to come home while you were down at the pub, singing karaoke for pints? Pebbles, that's who.
She abandoned her pussy a long time ago. And Pebbles too.
People. We're talking about a small town in Scotland where I'm sure roughly $7 a day is enough for a cat to stay with an acquaintance and be cared for. I'm 100% sure that is a better life (living in the same vicinity it's always lived in), rather than being toted around through airports in a cat carrier as a little showpiece like Paris Hilton would inflict on it.
And on the flip side, as much as I'm an animal person, I don't think a person should forego a chance for a great later-life career and traveling the world to tend to a cat. Jeesh. You guys are making it sound like she sold her nana to a pimp.
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$7?!?!?! Cheapskate! If I were Pebbles I wouldn't come out to visit her ass either.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 4:58pm.
what a two-faced cheap bitch!
Most pet sitters wouldn't even take $7 for 1-hour let alone a full day.
if SUBO wanted she could travel with her pet like so many other celebrities do. Or at least have handlers that will pamper the pussy and cater to its every whim instead of giving her away to some stranger for $7 a day.
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Agreed. This SuBoLoonie is very disappointed in her :(
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This story is the crazy cat lady version of Beaches.
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please let no one show these snarky stories to SuBo. She's gonna lose it for good this time.
My 15 year old cat Lucy lived with feline dementia for three months before she died in my arms in August. What I would give to get a few months of her life back and see her again. Hope this doesn't happen to this prima donna. She will be sorry.
Fuckin loon catlady gone wrong
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i thought she used to throw epic tantrums when pebbles couldn't travel with her ? like the cat was her soulmate...
Pebbles might be okay with being away from the crazy.
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LMAO at Alanis Morrissette comparison!!!!
♫ and are you thinking of me when you FUCK.HER. ♫
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
SuBo is an awesome, singer, but my God, if she's a crazy ass just put her away somewhere. The world will be OK until she's able to come back and sing again.
Kevin Jonas' honeymoon pics show he's a quick study at petting pussy.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
what a two-faced cheap bitch!
Most pet sitters wouldn't even take $7 for 1-hour let alone a full day.
if SUBO wanted she could travel with her pet like so many other celebrities do. Or at least have handlers that will pamper the pussy and cater to its every whim instead of giving her away to some stranger for $7 a day.
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