Joe Rogan Wants Everyone To Stare At His Hog
Joe Rogan, who got famous for yelling at hos to drink the rat milkshake faster on Fear Factor, has himself a little admirer. An admirer who peeks at his peen in the locker room after Jiu-Jitsu training. Joe tries to play like this bothers his ass, but you know he wants everyone's eyeballs glued to his "hog." But let's play along with Joe.
Joe decided that it was time to catch the hog watcher by recording him in the act. This is where it starts to get really weird. A huge part me (mostly every part but my no-no) thinks this is staged. Why would the boy be so damn obvious while a camera is on him? I know that whenever I play a game of peek-a-peen in the locker room, I always disguise myself as a pile of towels. This kid isn't even trying. But he's probably only staring because Joe's dick is shaped like a pig's tail, which would explain why he keeps calling it a "hog."
And you may want to turn down the volume before hitting play on this wreck. Unless your name is David Beckham, you probably aren't used to the sound of pigs snorting.
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Why would you not take a shower if you were that freaking sweaty? That was ridiculous.
Submitted by LASux on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:23am.
Wow...fag baiting in the lockeroom.
I thought that went out in 6th grade.
Joe needs to get gangabanged at a Chicago Y.
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Wow...fag baiting in the lockeroom.
I thought that went out in 6th grade.
Joe needs to get gangabanged at a Chicago Y.
Ass should of put his shirt on backwards
Yeah, there's definitely something mentally wrong with that kid - either retarded or autistic. Either way, Joe Rogan is the fucking douchiest of douche bags for humiliating this kid like that. I hope he/his family sue.
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"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
He's like the creepy Wrestling Coach Trainee at your (my) middle school. This pore strip fucked and lived with Jerri Manthey (sp?)from "Survivor" fame, who told me he was obsessed with porn--and had it playing 24/7 on his "Less Than Zero" inspired sea of flatscreens. P-U!
*typing with my eyes closed while the video runs*
I never watched Fear Factor but I loved News Radio with Phil Hartman and Joe Rogan. I read Rogan's blog. He can be insightful and hilarious much like MK and his take on uber breeders: Brangie and their brood, Angie’s doppelgänger Octomom and Jon & Kate Plus 8 paychecks.
As several people have already pointed out, that is a KID, and looks to be very possibly slow. Only an insecure jackass would even give that type of behavior a second thought, not to mention try to publicly embarrass the poor kid.
This should read, "Joe Rogan Wants Everyone to Stare at his Lincoln Log"
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so so very gay.
Joe is looking for reflection ....
looks like a porno...but that'd make him gay. uh huh...
no career, bear beard, making a production from a kid looking at him.(if real)..probably looked at the old fart like the car wreck he is. Joe is like an old Gabor sister.
please think I'm hawt!
look...this kid won't leave me alone!, that's how hot I am! KIds love me! I am sexy!
trying too hard much? so pathetic.
looks like a s/m porno start with nothing to back it up.
who's the gym owner? Would want to give him a call. also wouldn;t want to ever visit his gym.
Sleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazebucket.
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Where's the Beef???
Ok here it goes.
You workout.
You are a man.
You sweat like fuck
You take a shower
You get looked at or you do looking cuz every dude has one.
YOu go home.
Only homophobes or closet cases wear sweaty clothes home from the gym cuz they are afraid of other men.
We are a nation of people scared of their own body.
What what? Stop saying Hog cuz I aint see no hog!!! He'd better call it Chickin!
You and me both sister!
Submitted by Genny18 on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 5:53pm.
He's another shame fuck of mine
*runs away!*
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Holy shit! Hot? Maybe when he was on Fear Factor. He's got a serious case of the fug going on now. He should be happy someone is trying to look at his hog.
He's kinda hot, but the way he talks is sorta gay. And the kid is obviously not playing with a full deck. But I'd look too. I just don't get why he takes of his sweaty clothes and he's still covered in unnatural amounts of sweat, and then he puts on clean clothes which will now be sweaty. Why didn't he just keep his gym clothes on? And why is the area around his eyes so dark? Is that from steroids?
Well the least he could do is show everybody what he's oinking about. The kid looks confused, like he's trying to find his way out of the dressing room but he keeps running into Joe, Joe's friends, mirrors, lockers or Joe's camera man.
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Rogan is relentless with the homophobia and anti-gay shit which usually means someone has issues.
he is hot until he opens his mouth. probably really lousy and selfish in bed though..
what good is it?
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Holy cow, I had no idea Joe was so buff! Dang.
Insecure homophobes are hiLARious! Next to jokes about Middle Eastern cab drivers and comedy highlighting the mentally challenged, that is (well, DUH).
That kid's got issues, man.
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Umm he is hotter with his mouth shut!
~Pamela~
I used to have a hot thing for this dude when i was in my teens seriously he'd feed those poor people horse shit and at the same time I would JO to him wearing a tank-top ,those were some fucked up times. now i think he's just a skank.
A pig's penis is also corkscrewed
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_--WXqjwLy7s/R-ilqZniErI/AAAAAAAABMw/6jsvX-7IHuo/DS...
and the kid probably can't stop looking because he can't believe his own good fortune not to have ended up with one.
I stumbled upon Rogan Blog, and OMFG. Dude has some fucked up pictures on there.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 6:37pm.
do I need to watch this? because I'd like to pass.
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Nope, move on honey, nothing to see here. I think I would've been disappointed even if I saw peen.
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"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
Rogan is a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Eddie Bravo, and a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
I stopped at 1:01. Staged and I have been ROBBED, no peen! I wanted to see this dude's beef jerky.
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"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
do I need to watch this? because I'd like to pass.
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We got love sure enough (That's enough)
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cmon son! no peen??!!! i kinda have the hots for joe...
*okay bye*
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
this is some staged crap...and no peen...i want my 2 minutes back.
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"The year of the caaaaaaat!" - Al Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7LR46zrQU
i thought he put the same nasty sweaty rags back on!
weird, looks staged & i think he wants to brag about his hog.
I didn't see any peen...
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I wonder if anyone has tried to maybe find out if this kid is retarded or something. I would almost bet my next paycheck that there is something wrong with the kid, besides just being a perv. Meathead Joe is going to feel like a real douche if that turns out to be the case.
Am I the only one expecting this to turn into a porno?
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That made no sense. The rumor used to be that Joe Rogan was into barely-legal-age boys.
Um. That is a KID!.
PERVERT!
Is it worth staring at? I need proof.
wtf is this shit?
How can he put clothes on when he is all wet?? That seriously disgusts me...ugh!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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You can take the jerk out of Stoughton, Massachusetts.....but you can take the Stoughton, Massachusett's out of the jerk!
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"I hate people who clap when planes land" Sully
This has got to be fake. What club allows peeps to just bring in a video camera into a locker room? What idiot is going to sign a release for this douche to put him up on Break.com? What kind of Douche brings a video camera AND LIGHTING into a lockerroom instead of informing the club staff about allegedly creepy shit going on in there?
All this shows me is that off-screen Joe Rogan is a Piven-level douche asshole looking for some trendy viral/btw-look-at-my-body press to resuscitate his shit career. Good luck parlaying that into some Speidi/Hasselbeck/Palin-type celebrity shithole for the next 5 years of yr "career".
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Give the kid a break. This is the first time he's seen a 'roid shrunken peen.
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Uh you gross cunt how bout you bring another pair of clothes, whats the point of showering if youre gonna put on your dirty clothes again!!
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This man is the definition of the term "meathead". What an idiot.
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aww man epic beard on an epic douche. fuck.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here