South Beach Is The New Jersey Shore
Just when Miami finished cleaning the skank slime from their streets left by the Kardashians, they are about to get a new infestation! Movieline is saying that MTV has chosen to terrorize Miami for the second season of Jersey Shore (which will probably get the extremely creative title of: Jersey Shore in South Beach). A source says that MTV has rented a house off of Lincoln Road and is currently installing a Valtrex dispenser in each bathroom. Shooting will begin in May.
The last time I was in Miami, I was shopping for hair dye at Walgreens (don't ask) when some drunk ass tramp in a neon yellow whore dress stumbled up to me and asked if I had seen some Brazilian girl in leather pants. When I started to shake my head "no," the bitch accidentally stepped on my foot. Instead of throwing me an apology, she said, "Why did you do that?" The ho's bref smelled like Parliaments, ground beef and sour apple schnapps. Basically, I'm saying that the Jersey whores will fit right in.
But the citizens of Miami should still walk around like this come May:
You can never be too safe.
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I absolutely hate this program.
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The 'snookie' is gettin all thick in the middle.
They're bringing back the dummy who quit after like two episodes? Ugh.
I was thinking of going to South Beach either May or the end of August. End of August it is then.
Is it just me or are Snookies legs different colors?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
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You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Yes, come to Florida and spread more fuckery cuz we need it!!!!
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"Help control the pet population: Teach your dog abstinence." -- Stephen Colbert
Miami as a gay destination.
FINAL NAIL IN COFFIN.
Difference btw the crowds at the Jersey Shore and Miami? Palm trees in the background.
Thanks to braindead leg spread slutty attention whores like parasite hilton & lindsay lohan, young people think learning a akill or studying hard at school is not the way to go; acting out like a dumbass in public is! So, thanks to those herpes infected sluts, we have the jersey shore, where italian douches & douchettes act out like assholes on a weekly basis, in the hopes of getting more attention than the others & become a "reality star".
How do I know this? Because, once the series was picked up for a 2nd seaon, jwow (or whatever the fuck she calls herself) immediately got ridiculously watermelon sized porn star fake titties, almost twice the size of her then-current twin turbo boosters. Gotta up the acting out/famewhore game!
Please, someone burn their house down with them inside...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I just watched Jersey Shore for the 1st time yesterday and man those people must have every disease in the world all they do is hook up n fight
herpes galore im assuming
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I hate the Jersey shore. Much after the Mayor said it was the New Yorkers who polluted his city with drunken louts when in fact its the locals who give it the drunken bad rap.
They can keep the Shore for all I care!
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
uggh.. reminds me of kids that were in my high school....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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gross.. these people are so tacky. but sadly, i'd rather hear about these fools than the hills twats. hope that show is on its way out. if i have to hear about those over pampered and overpaid twats again, i'm shooting someone in the teeth.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Hopefully some Latin Americans will go "West Side Story" on their orange asses during their adventures in Dade county.
Is Florida even safe for them? Someone may mistake their skin for rinds and try to juice them. Oh, will Snookums act dumb (act?)like she can't speak Spanish while she's there?
I feel very sorry for the residents of South Beach.
Submitted by SF_Mike on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:04pm.
I think it would have been more fish-out-of-water if they put them in California - Santa Monica, Venice Beach or the like. But the producers prolly figured Snooki & Co. would get the crap kicked out of 'em upon landing in LaLa land.
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So very true. And I still can't help staring at this random sampling of club rats and thinking 'Daaaaaamn, it's like some applet/program just picked some random asstards that would pass by without notice in any given strip mall club and put the full weight of a corporate channel and PRESTO: famous with fan-following.
If this pic was scratch 'n' sniff, oh the humanity...
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:36pm.
Before retiring,
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oh man. I feel like an ass. Sorry I gave you a hard time earlier. I didn't know you were a senior citizen. I'll be more respectful from now on.
Speaky, Rita Hayworth, what a bombshell
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Forgot about her...Va Va Voom!
I never liked Marilyn.
Thought she was a mediocre, chubby, manufactured sexpot.
Her baby voice puts Melanie Griffith's to shame.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Before retiring, Viv Leigh, gorgeous bur not Ava Gardner. Sorry.
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:28pm.XOX. Peace..and I mean it (in Sammy Davis Jr. voice)/ Cold meds hittin'. 'Night all!
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BBBaby, Grace Kelly, Gene Tierney & Liz Taylor. You're right Centy.
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I'll trade ya one Gene Tierny for one Ava Gardner!
We can compromise on young Lauren Bacall, Vivien Leigh or Ingrid Bergman.
Other than that, Grace and Liz are in my top three!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Rita Hayworth, what a bombshell
Grace Kelly, Gene Tierney & Liz Taylor. You're right Centy.
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Speaky!!!, oh centy, yeah sure celebs but brangebrange talks about posters here and how they look.
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Well, like I said, I was butting in, did not know the real story, etc.
How can anyone know how posters here look, though?!
Christ, I certainly hope no one knows how I look!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Costa Rica!
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BBBaby, Grace Kelly is like no other
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I agree. She is perfection.
I admit she's my ideal, but as an average-looking, middle-aged blonde, I know my limits!
I just love Old Hollywood, they don't make 'em like that anymore...:)
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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
FINE BRANGEBRANGE BABY, YOU WIN
I'm so ugly I make paint peel. :(
Centy, your avi is telling. Grace Kelly is like no other. Today's stars fall short. The closer you are to the Grace Kelly ideal the happier you are and have no problem telling it like it is...unless, of course, you are ugly and sensitive to such things. The fugs always give themselves away like this. They're always so touchy regarding looks, I've learned from here.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
oh centy, yeah sure celebs but brangebrange talks about posters here and how they look.
I'm just fucking with him/her/them/it
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:57pm.
Already so many accidents, all to the face & I still look good. You need to look up the definition of karma.. Then get back to us. I'm done with you.
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but if I look up the definition and get back to you, you're already done with me, so I'd be wasting that time that I could've been looking in the mirror seeing how much prettier I am than you.
Speaky, You really put a lot of emphasis on how people look. That's bad karma.. like you will be in an accident and your face will melt off or something.
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You know I love you, but isn't that why we are all here? To make fun of/compliment the looks of the celebs?
Anyway, this is none of my business but I wanted to know if you agreed with me?
I will certainly butt out if you tell me to! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:57pm.
Already so many accidents, all to the face & I still look good. You need to look up the definition of karma.. Then get back to us. I'm done with you.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:52pm.
New Jersey just got a whole lot more tolerable. How people watch this crap is beyond me.
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Prolly cuz we don't gots to live widit.
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Neither do I, they're New Yorkers.
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Yeah, I find that weird. Here, the suburbanites come and terrorize the city with their inanity...and there it's the city-dwellers on the suburbs....so bizarre...
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
There was already this horrendous reality show about SoBe, I forget what channel it was on, but last year while surfing I would occasionally come across it and it was trainwreck central.
I always hated myself in the morning.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:54pm.
Can't this show get better lookin' people?
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You really put a lot of emphasis on how people look. That's bad karma.. like you will be in an accident and your face will melt off or something.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:52pm.
New Jersey just got a whole lot more tolerable. How people watch this crap is beyond me.
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Prolly cuz we don't gots to live widit.
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Neither do I, they're New Yorkers.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Can't this show get better lookin' people?
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 9:52pm.
New Jersey just got a whole lot more tolerable. How people watch this crap is beyond me.
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Prolly cuz we don't gots to live widit.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
New Jersey just got a whole lot more tolerable. How people watch this crap is beyond me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*fist pumps*...wait, what happened to the idea of sending these ass pirates to the shore in Somalia?
i see them getting in many more fights down there. can't wait 2 see pauly d shirtless in every episode and please let sammi buy some new clothes w/ her 10,000/episode money.
I CONCUR THOSE DOUCHEBAGS WILL FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE DOUCHEBAGS IN OCEAN DRIVE. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING. THEY WILL NEED BOAT LOADS OF GEL CAUSE HUMIDITY IS A BITCH!!!
Is Snooki like, 1'2?
A guy could stash her in his nightstand drawer instead of a fake vagina or a bottle of baby oil.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
*goes to craig's list and lists condo for sale*
Wheww, physically 'laughed out loud' at the creepy old man in the spacesuit. I hate myself for being excited at the thought of more Jersey Shore ... but I am.
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I think it would have been more fish-out-of-water if they put them in California - Santa Monica, Venice Beach or the like. But the producers prolly figured Snooki & Co. would get the crap kicked out of 'em upon landing in LaLa land.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
thankfully south beach is an island - and they will stay on it or head north to NMB. my parents and family are safe.
there goes my dream of tongue fucking ron ron at karma =(
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If they wanted to continue with whole them sellin teeeeshorts on a boardwalk they coulda pick fuckin DAYTONA BEACH!
ahahahahhahahahahha
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