Mission Impossible IV: The Hunt For Tommy Girl's Sanity
Since the Mission Impossible franchise keeps Suri's high heels closet full and Tommy Girl's Scientolohole freshly bleached, he's going to return to the series for a fourth time. Deadline says that Tommy Girl has already scooted on the dotted line and will not only star in the fourth Mission Impossible, but he will also executive produce it along with J.J. Abrams. J.J. won't direct this gay alien orgy, so they are currently looking for a director. Shooting will start this summer and it will be released on Memorial Day weekend in 2011.
The Mission Impossible franchise has made $1.4 billion worldwide. No word on how much cash Tommy Girl is going to stuff in his cleavage or what kind of back end deal he received while moaning and flicking at his nipples.
If Tommy wants to play spy girl again, let him! I just hope he queefs the crazy out in large doses while promoting this latest jizz stain. Or maybe he'll shock us all by acting not-crazy.
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I cant wait for this movie.
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Never, never liked this nitwit. When is Hollywood going to have their crash or is the entertainment buying public dumbed-down enough to keep this dreck factory afloat forever? Big salaries, small returns and a motley assortment of sequels, remakes, and TV show/cartoon adaptations. I became a film nerd years ago and visit film festivals and rep. theatres for the sheer thrill of the unknown. Of course I would never admit that if I thought anyone was still reading at this time of night and now I am babbling and must send myself to bed. xo
Tommygirl needs to throw in the towel.
Career is over. he can thank his own ego and scientology.
But, that being said, if he does HAVE TO do this, then cast Perez Hilton as his love interest and then maybe he'll have an audience.
Just Sayin.......
Sorry sluts, 2x post.
Shit, it's like the freaking Antarctic in DE!
Mission Impossible IV: Beating A Franchise To Death.
Mission Impossible IV: Straight Sex Symbol
Mission Impossible IV: I Think I Love My Wife
I can smell the fail from here...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Mission Impossible 4: Battlefield Earth of the Mission Impossible series.
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Genny18, I like this game.... How about?
Mission Impossible: reestablishing Tom's relevancy
Or
Mission Impossible: Desperate for a hit
Are things that bad Tom? We have to replay old hits?
BARBADO SLIM
fking aye i agree w/ you
jj is the same twunt that brought us "Cloverfeld". The promo poster showed downtown Manhattan just like on 9/11. JJ will do anything for a $ Abrams. Cheap and tacky. He is everything that is wrong with Hollywood today.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
If this midget cock aficionado thinks I'm plunking down my hard earned money to see "him" play act as a man he's got another thing coming.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Talk about a must not see movie. I wonder if SuriBot will have a cameo?
İf Thanie Newton is in it I might watch.
Not likely however, so fuck it!
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For the last MI movie, JJ basically plagiarized his own work. It was an extended episode of Alias.
Will.
Not.
Watch.
FUCK Tommy Girl and his army of aliens.
I didn't care for any of those movies.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
He's got a new movie coming out soon where he is some sort of spy. Him with Cameran Diaz. Looks like it could be dumb.
Didn't the last MI bomb big time?
The CO$ must be running low on vitamins and barley water.
Never saw the first three. Tommygirl is bats.
Sex position: Anal mission
that's all my brain can come up with right now
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 11:03am.
Is Tommygirl his mother or is his mother him?
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LMAO! Valid question:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/tom-cruise-and-mom.jpg
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
Is Tommygirl his mother or is his mother him?
I'm confused.
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Thanks, SuperTramp! I have to admit, I still love "Jerry MaGuire"
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
The last TC movie I watched was A Few Good Men
I intend to keep it that way.S aw a few minutes of Far and Away and laughed at his pathetic accent
ActuallY I did see Jerry Maguire. Nope. After that nothing. No money of mine will support a n actor linked to the crazy church.
will.not.watch.
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
The only TC movie I can stand to watch is A Few Good Men... and that's mostly due to Nicholson.
i'm so sick of sequels!
but i'll probably see it :-P
www.thatshideous.com
It's been years since I've seen a TC movie and I have no intention of breaking my perfect streak. I refuse to put ONE more dollar in this tool's wallet. Yeah, sure, it's only one dollar in a pile of gazillions, but still. It's the principle.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Even if he weren't all cwazy, his malocclusion with midline shift still bugs the crap outta me.
Bitch can't afford braces???
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:26am.
I can proudly say I haven't seen any of these movies. The last TommyGirl movie I watched was Jerry MacQuire (sp?)
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Jerry Quagmire?
Nah. Jerry Maguire.
"SHOW ME THE CRAZY!!! SHOW ME THE CRAZY!!!"
"You had me at $cieno."
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Bottom-feeder.
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Except for Ving Rhames I couldn't get into the MI flicks. I like the Bourne series a whole lot better.
More like "Mission Unnecessary".
Saw him in the crap tsunami that was "Eyes Wide Shut". Can never take him seriously.
The only Tom Cruise movie I've seen was Tropic Thunder. Actually, his 5 minute cameo in it.
And, that was enough for me.
@ Suck
You are so adorable! I just want to pinch your cute little apple cheeks.
Eh, the franchise was entertaining but it was Tom Cruise, B.C. (Before Crazy) I find his persona to be so overshadowing I can't watch him in anything anymore, though.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I can proudly say I haven't seen any of these movies. The last TommyGirl movie I watched was Jerry MacQuire (sp?) and I didn't even see 1/4 of it.
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Its hard to take this twink seriously in any role other than that of a fairy godmother.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:10am.
I'm hopin' it goes straight to Betamax.
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Loves it!!!
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Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:15am.
Its an impossible mission to take him seriously.
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plolololol
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
*jumps on couch as enema water flies out of asshole*
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Its an impossible mission to take him seriously.
@ Eileen McMeenie - Mark Spitz avie! Love it! He's still gorgeous today. And a real man,unlike that silly squishy boy Michael Phelps.
I've never seen any of this fuckery that is M.I.
I'm not supporting Suri's high heeled lifestyle and non-coat wearing ass
BETAMAX OMG!! dinnnnnaaaasourrrrrr!!!
*hides beta machine under bed*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I'm hopin' it goes straight to Betamax.
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Bottom-feeder.
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I think this is the only job he can get nowadays since his crazy has come out
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
It should be titled Mission Impossible: Filling the Seats
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
The hardest mission of all. The M.I. movies require too much thankin'. Why can't they blow things up without all the confusing storyline?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor