Nicole Forrester Needs More People
Nicole Forrester is the Atlanta stripper who claimed she was carrying on an affair with Fuggie Fug's husband Josh Duhamel. Josh denied away, but Nicole still stuck by her story. Since Tiger Woods' bus full of harems ran over Nicole's spotlight and everyone forgot about her ass, she had to do something to keep the dollars raining on her snatch. So Nicole is now telling friends that she's pregnant, and she's 95% sure Josh is the father. And I"m 100% sure that she's full of shit.
According to The National Enquirer, Nicole, who already has two kids, told her friends that she's three-and-a-half months pregnant. One of Nicole's friends added, "She said, 'I'm carrying a million dollar baby!'" But if it's not Josh's, she's carrying a welfare baby.
But Nicole is the Wile E. Coyote of whores, because she fucked herself in the ass by previously saying she only had safe sex with Josh. Fail Whore. Nicole gives all gold digging sluts a bad name. First of all, Nicole effed up by not secretly recording Josh in the act. Missed opportunity. Second of all, don't ever give too many details, because you never know when you're going to have to pull out the baby card in the near future. Rielle Hunter, come and collect this amateur to show her how it's really done.
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I think fergei and josh good couple.
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Hollywood Gossip
This crazy ass hoe was at my bar getting wasted less than two months ago. If she is pregnant than she is an idiot. She is well known in the ATL for being batshit crazy, sleeping around for drugs and $$, and being a lying ass bitch.
Sorry but do people pregnant with "million dollar babies" throw back four vodkas in an hour?? I would think not!!!
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I think the whore is off her meds.
She looks old enough to be his mother!
Why would he go there??
Maybe she slept with some idiot impersonating him...or she is just plain crazeeee and lying.
Ah, for the old days when whores took the money for their services and kept their whore mouths shut.
I thought NE redacted this story or everybody figured out for sure it was fake, err something???
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:42pm.
Still have no comment Sucky ? We all need to believe you are that porn star.
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Maybe I will post my picture in OP.
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Nice! Don't go Vadge-photoshopping on us though...
When I was in high school, one day the conversation among us slackers in the back of class turned to why attractive dudes creeped around on the dl with busted, needy, homely hos. One of the more popular (and good looking) guys proclaimed, "Because p***y ain't got no face!" I always remembered that lovely bon mot. This chick is just further proof that he was right. Seems like lately dudes love banging something several notches below what they have at home. I guess it's all about a willing, able and desperate p***y.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:42pm.
Still have no comment Sucky? We all need to believe you are that porn star.
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Maybe I will post my picture in OP.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:36pm.
If that isn't really you, please keep it to yourself. I need to continue believing that is your photo collage.
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I LIVE IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND LOOK LIKE THIS:
http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg
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Even better! Hubba hubba!
Mr. Bowchick has left work early and is on his way home right now for a snow day party. I will keep that image fresh in my mind for a little fantasy material later.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:38pm.
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I LIVE IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND LOOK LIKE THIS:
http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg
Still have no comment Sucky? We all need to believe you are that porn star.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:36pm.
If that isn't really you, please keep it to yourself. I need to continue believing that is your photo collage.
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I LIVE IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT AND LOOK LIKE THIS:
http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Sucky, you're smokin' hot!! Dayum! Now I'll never stop crushin' on you. Even learning that you're gay hasn't changed my mind. hee hee
So did you post your photo? You better look like that freakin' porn star ( http://lh6.ggpht.com/_puTuQR3cmck/SOlBohvOh-I/AAAAAAAAARA/YHefpT2Jo6E/Co... ) so we can forgive you for all your insolence. ;)
If that isn't really you, please keep it to yourself. I need to continue believing that is your photo collage.
M.E., I, too, read that "lez-action-doesn't-constitute-cheating" comment from Fuggie. Dim-twat. (Her... not you :o)
Buffoons. All of them.
(Does that mean that all of Fuggie's-Farmyard-Porking and sucking on donkey dong doesn't count, either?)
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
Josh Duhamel is so extremely fucking hot....I am surprised not more women are claiming to have been screwed by him. Even with his cheating and all, he is still entirely too good for that ex-crack head Fergie.
But seriously, men cheat when they really dont want to be with a woman. Period. That is why tiger woods cheated, that is why John Edwards did and that is why Josh Duhamel cheats. You cant make a man stay and be faithful - through a marriage certificate or vows. If he doesnt want to, life time warranties wont make him stay. Women who have been cheated on should just accept it and move on instead of trying to hold on to him.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:28pm.
That thing is a stripper? I wouldn't put someone else's dollar in her g-string. Then again, I also don't go to strip clubs, so there you go.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:45pm.
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WHAT? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA? NO COMMENT.
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No comment??? Aw come on. I was laughing my ass off with the photos you were posting yesterday and I thought at some point you actually posted a suckandfuck® original self portrait, because today some peeps were calling you cute.
lol and I don't consider it cheatin as long as you let me watch... just sayin
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
He really has some taste in women...he likes them weathered in the face.
Jack. HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Who licked the kitty?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E. - yes, she did not consider lickin the kitty to be 'cheating'.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:49pm.
I guess he got tired of looking at the methed out dogfaced no talent trash he married and decided to upgrade to elderly day-shift stripper.
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*swooooon*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Didn't fuggie just say in an interview or something that she didn't know hooking up with women after marriage was considered cheating?
shit, i'm posting the same shit in two different threads... sorry guys, i iz tard.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I guess he got tired of looking at the methed out dogfaced no talent trash he married and decided to upgrade to elderly day-shift stripper.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:42pm.
ahhhh, yes. And no, I don't bet on sporting events, too risky. I only play blackjack! LOLOLOL
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Dude, don't worry, not like I am with eff bee eye or anything of the sort. As I said, I know the place and have a little bit of insider knowledge. ;)
Pulling out early and squirting all over her belly does not count as "safe sex"
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:04pm.
So did you post your photo? You better look like that freakin' porn star ( http://lh6.ggpht.com/_puTuQR3cmck/SOlBohvOh-I/AAAAAAAAARA/YHefpT2Jo6E/Co... ) so we can forgive you for all your insolence. ;)
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WHAT? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA? NO COMMENT.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:42pm.
ahhhh, yes. And no, I don't bet on sporting events, too risky. I only play blackjack! LOLOLOL
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:39pm.
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So do you look like that gay porn actor or not?
Who's Glen Beck?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:26pm.
salacious - a gambler? why?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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Because that link pointed to wagerweb.com... I was just wondering if you lost money at the superbowl
Who knew Glen Beck could spark an intelligent discussion? Hmmmm....still hate that fucker
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:27pm.
Give up, Skank... you will never come between the real love that is Fuggie & Josh 'cuz they just renewed their sacred marital vows after one full year of married bliss.
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LOL! No kidding.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:16pm.
Ok sucky it tasted like this http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&oq=Clama&rlz=1T4GGLR_...
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Haha CLAMATOOO
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Both of their faces look like my matching luggage.
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"Unload that bitch like a cum shot out of Tommy Lee's dick hole" MK
Why is everyone a dark brunette lately? Is that the new trend?
he has horrible taste in women. but i'm not surprised by his choice in the sidepiece. most men get a woman on the side for their sex skills, not so much their looks.
When you click on MK's old story, it's from late October...Enquirer did pay her BUT she passed a lie detector test...her picture from Oct must have been from when she was a young ho..a few yrs ago, otherwise she's aged alot in the last 3 months
Maybe they had their vows renewed so he can try the whole "monogomy" thing again...
I wouldn't even toss pennies at this tramp.
Only hawt horz get my dollahs at the strip clubs.
Wait a minute....this bitch would be perfect for a moron like J Mayer.
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I'm your huckleberry...
That thing is a stripper? I wouldn't put someone else's dollar in her g-string. Then again, I also don't go to strip clubs, so there you go.
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
salacious - a gambler? why?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Give up, Skank... you will never come between the real love that is Fuggie & Josh 'cuz they just renewed their sacred marital vows after one full year of married bliss.
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"... the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber." - Michael K
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:19pm.
This chick is old and ugly and since when does it take over a year to get pregnant? This shit was from when he was doing transformers 2!
Sit down you tired old skank!
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He must have magical sperm, that lies in wait for the perfect moment to fertilize her egg.
This old whore looks like she works out of a rest stop toilet on the Jersey Turnpike.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
This chick is old and ugly and since when does it take over a year to get pregnant? This shit was from when he was doing transformers 2!
Sit down you tired old skank!
~Pamela~
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:12pm.
lol @ tojo
I think one reason that I got addicted to this site is because it makes me feel better about myself.
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You mean because of people like jack-in-the...?
ITA!!!
I'M KIDDING!!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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"... She said, 'I'm carrying a million dollar baby!' But if it's not Josh's, she's carrying a welfare baby."
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Ah... The truth & simplicity of Michael K's art.
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