On The Next Episode Of Toddlers & Tiaras....
Peter Andre is not happy with Kate Price after her sister posted a picture of Princess Tiamamamama on Facebook looking like Michael Galanes sneezed in her face. The picture shows 2-year-old Princess Tiamammamia with tranny tarantula legs over her eyes and lip gloss on her lips. This is what happens when Roxanne babysits by himself for an hour.
A spokesbitch for Peter Andre immediately issued this statement to the Daily Star (via the Daily Mail) : "Peter totally disagrees with anything like this. He has said in the past he hates Kate coloring Junior's hair and straightening Princess's."
So here's the picture that has got Peter Andre's satin thong twisted:
It's not that bad. I'm sure that when the lash glue trickled down into her eye, it only left her partially blind. She can still see with the other eye. Not that big of a deal. She kind of looks like a surprised frog sitting on a lily pad. It's not like Katie got her breast implants (she'll do that next year).
With all that being said, Katie should still be jailed just because.
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what a cute baby:)
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That kid is weird looking, makeup or no makeup!
she has one of their old noses.
I used to kinda like Katie. Yes, she was a nasty whore but that's why I loved her. Now I just want to push her off a cliff. Stupid cunt.
This is a FAS child perhaps and not an ugly child? The eyes and flattened nose suggest fetal alcohol damage poor little thing. Apparently the English are the new, best drunkies of the United Kingdom; reliving former glory days in Gin Alley.
She's not as fugly as Jayden James the youngest Spears child.
Submitted by RaraAvis on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 12:11am.
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I was so stunned by her FASishness, didn't even see those British teeth.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
They need to check that girl's teeth. Those sure look like cavities in her molars. Poor thing - they probably feed her crap.
Dumbfucks..... she's just a child-stop talking shit about her!
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Then don't come on this site. Most everything goes here & maybe it will get back to Katie to not have any more children. This site provides a service. Twisted, yes, but a service none the less.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
She is NOT that ugly! You wanna see an ugly child? Google Adam Sandler's daughter...now she's an ugly little girl!
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Sadly, it's true but that's just bad genes (his side) but this is a case of FAS. Sorry. This twunt is hoping you'll be dazzled by the blue eyes & blond hair & doesn't realize she made her daughter the latest poster child for FAS. Google Jordan's early photos when w/Harvey's dad. Hook nose extraordinairre. Why, she looks like our local Rabbi. It works for him but not her!
Also gotta question her 'Cypriot' dad. They need to do a DNA test. She was so drinking when she had this kid, just not as bad as when having poor Harvey.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
She is NOT that ugly! You wanna see an ugly child? Google Adam Sandler's daughter...now she's an ugly little girl!
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Wow, she looks exactly like a babydoll named Peaches that I had when I was little...kinda scary actually..Gorgeous blue eyes. I'm really not offended by the lashes and lipgloss...little girls always want to dress up like Mommy lol
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Dumbfucks..... she's just a child-stop talking shit about her!
There's something messed up looking about Princess Tiamamamama...like she is what society's definition of what a kewpie doll is but she's actually a monstrosity. She kinda reminds me of my ex-stepsister who got 2 boob jobs by the tender age of 21 and who wants to be a playboy bunny when she grows up. She kinda looked like this when she was a baby. True story. Classically, she is working at Hooters to pay for Nursing school. Yeah, it gets better...
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Jesus, that's an ugly kid.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:55pm.
I agree with you!! that poor child is butt fugly and make up/fake tans & boob jobs will not help her ~ except maybe some new parents. THAT would help her!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
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I can see why he's pissed. She looks like mommy's gonna start whoring her out (literally) in about five minutes. And her eyes are crazyevil.
That child's nose is so girthy.
I see Princess Tittiwhatever has Mommy's old nose. 20 nose jobs are in her future, too. Sorry, but that kid is jarringly ugly. And with a cheap whore for a mom, I doubt her personality is going to blossom beyond the stripper pole.
Nice obvious bolt-on titties on Mommy, too. It screams "white trash with cash".
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:01pm.
@ bowchikawaawaa
OMG that looks creepy
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Didn't you just love the story that went along with it? Evil Viagra Doll! The husband didn't mind it staying because it made him horny, baby!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:47pm.
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Awww, that sucks! It was there a couple hours ago. It's been on some blogs and probably got a lot of hits in the last few days, resulting in some unwanted attention for the scam artist owners who were selling it. It was pretty funny though. You shoulda been there!
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 4:06pm.
Sandbitch I'm giving you a standing ovation for your avie. YAY Sandbitch!
Why thanks Paqie! Actually, she didn't take much tweaking. Srsly that kid looks like Miss Piggy.
Plecostomy's avie cracked me right up. Moreso than Princess Pigsty's face even.
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Sandbitch I'm giving you a standing ovation for your avie. YAY Sandbitch!
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Princess T has always struck me as looking like, more than one alcohol binge in the first trimester.
Peter Andre hopefully gets custody. I don't know much about their story. But he seems like a nice guy.
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Never to early to start pimping out your kid?
LOL @ Pleco
I kind of feel bad for all her kids. kind of....
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that satanic photo begs for photoshop
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Whenever I look at this kid, and I look at her parents, for some reason I hear Maury yelling "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" I wonder why that is?
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Princess Titty-CaCa is going to be joining Shauna Sand's kids in the nunnery.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:23pm.
I can't read all the comments, but I'm sure someone said that already.
i think she looks like baby version of miss piggy. All pink , the eyelashes, the blond hair..? no? no? anyone?
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We were thinking she took more after Kermit.
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Bottom-feeder.
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She looks like from the Tim Burton movie, Nightmare before Christmas.
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The daughter looks pretty enough I suppose, but she could use some more makeup and a nosejob STAT! She could be a really pretty girl if she tried but right now she is a big failure. For her sake, I hope she has a good personality.
I can't read all the comments, but I'm sure someone said that already.
i think she looks like baby version of miss piggy. All pink , the eyelashes, the blond hair..? no? no? anyone?
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That baby has amazing features. I'm not sure if the nose is typical English pug(short for pugnacious) or Greek. That said, she looks like an anime.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:52pm.
True Story. Few years ago at a family gathering old photos were being looked at. My then already adult nephew comments on my baby photo "I didn't know they had color film way back then".
Nephew now disinherited.
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LOL. 40s are the new 30s, and so on and so forth, right?
Kill it!! Kill it with fire!! And then return that poor baby to her dad.
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JPRX-lol.you said it much better than I could or did!
I think that she looks like a doll (the baby, not Jordan).....but yeah, the picture with the makeup and fake lashes is just gross. I don't even let my 12 year old wear makeup. If she dyes the hair as well, that's just disturbing.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:50pm.
I don't think she has any birth defects, she looks a clone of the dad.
ISNT THAT ENOUGH
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*fart*
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Jon Benet Syndrome. fuck.
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Submitted by Banayna on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 1:50pm.
I don't think she has any birth defects, she looks a clone of the dad.
ISNT THAT ENOUGH
She probably just got into her step-daddy's make up kit. Roxanne needs to keep it locked up.
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OMG that looks creepy
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its like her eyes are doing an imitation of her mothers tits...sloooowly moving away from eachother.
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That baby has Katie's old nose.
Memo to Katie - just because you think your daughter looks like a doll, doesn't mean she actually is one.
Children are not toys.
Jordan wants to have 3 more kids with new hubbie Alex. Can we rip out her womb?
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
True Story. Few years ago at a family gathering old photos were being looked at. My then already adult nephew comments on my baby photo "I didn't know they had color film way back then".
Nephew now disinherited.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
I don't think she has any birth defects, she looks a clone of the dad.