And There's More....
Here's even more Imodium-laced quotes from John Mayer's Playboy interview. John has already said that Jessica Simpson gets an A plus at fuck times and Jennifer Aniston wants to time travel back to 1998. John also talked about how he has a "hood pass" and how his penis is a members of the KKK.
When asked if black women try to get with him, John answered: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."
John should really turn that quote into a jingle.
Playboy wanted to dig further by asking his ass which black women he thinks are hot: "I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She's superhot, and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she'd be like, 'Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.' And you'd be like, 'What? We weren't talking about that.'"
And about that "hood pass," John explained it like this: "Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We’re full.’
What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s."
Where do we begin? Actually, let's not, because my brain is still stuck on picturing John Nightmayer's penis in a KKK robe. NOT TODAY.
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It looks like he's being rimmed by a Great White in that picture!
Somehow, i don't think he was racist or anything, just being his usual douchey self. Perez is totally shitting himself about this interview, check it out. " Her was flitting around the club like he just invented homosexuality". I fucking love his songs. dude just doesn't have filter.
And the really sad thing is: I STILL WOULD.
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off topic , obssesed about jade green shade chanel nail polish so hot , sold out , jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez !!!!!!!
on topic ........... meh
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:04am.
"YOU SUCK , YOUR MUSIC SUCK , BUT REALLY YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE"
No matter what you say, since 2002, he's been in the game for a while. And it doesn't sound like he's gonna stop. So, sorry to crush your dreams. Reality is a mother fucker.
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by Granny Frump on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 9:25pm.
What puzzles me the most is why was he discussing Af-Ams in the first place? I've read many interviews of white celebrities and generally they don't mention black people, or anyone else who isn't white.
Also, I didn't get the memo that I was supposed to love this ghostfaced,liver-lipped Don Knotts looking freak.
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I think I luv you for that last sentence alone.
"YOU SUCK , YOUR MUSIC SUCK , BUT REALLY YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE"
No matter what you say, since 2002, he's been in the game for a while. And it doesn't sound like he's gonna stop. So, sorry to crush your dreams. Reality is a mother fucker.
What the hell is he talking about?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
this is what happens when you invite a bipolar white guy on to the Chappelle show, and then let him play at Michael Jackson's funeral.
the world will be a much happier place when Mayer comes out of the closet and accepts Mike Tyson as his personal savior.
he should be face down getting it good from some former Robert Mapplethorpe model right now. just to speed the process along.
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Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
IDIOT!
The best thing you can do is not to think of God, and to take the law into your own hands, since justice is denied you. ~M~
I don't know who gave him his hood pass but that person needs to be fucking fired asap. What a fucking douchebag.
AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM KERRY WASHINGTON
BrangeBrangeBaby on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:08pm.
So obvious this whole interview is a passive-aggressive dig at Aniston. You know Jessica sucks in the sack. He just said that to steam Aiston. So transparent is he & he lets on about his mom's abandonment (emotional).
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I don't think he said Jessica was good in bed to do anything to Aniston. I think he said it bc he wanted to name drop Simpson and that's the only thing one might be able to say about her.
What puzzles me the most is why was he discussing Af-Ams in the first place? I've read many interviews of white celebrities and generally they don't mention black people, or anyone else who isn't white.
Also, I didn't get the memo that I was supposed to love this ghostfaced,liver-lipped Don Knotts looking freak.
John Mayer has entered the pantheon of celebrity surnames used as pejoratives.
Most know Anne Heche’s contribution -- to heche, being heche‘d. “Somebody who is trying too hard to be something they're not. Named after Anne Heche - trying to be a lesbian, when clearly she wasn't.”
Brad Pitt’s uneducated dabbling in architecture, environmental policy and humanitarian organizations made a lesser known contribution that prompted a lawsuit. “Dr. Jensen — who said that, among other things, Dr. Shaffer had called him “the Brad Pitt of psychiatry” — is seeking about $15 million in damages from the university.”
John Mayer’s insatiable need to explicate his prick-a-dilloes while simultaneously insisting he is not a douche bag exceeded his predecessors stalwart efforts for recognition. Indeed, he has won the race by a landslide.
I hereby certify his election as Mayer of Douchelandia™.
*tossing confetti to celebrate his triumph*
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 8:23pm.
Why is everyone trying to analyze this douche? Why can't we just let him be stupid?
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Seriously. I hate when people throw around highly inappropriate labels just b/c someone seems to be acting "crazy". Ain't nothing bipolar or manic about this idiot. He's just, as you said, being stupid.
Is this real life??
Seriously, he's gonna come back and say "Psyche!", right?? This is weird performance art, like people who stand on stage and pee while saying the pledge of allegiance.
((sigh))
He so needs an ass whooping. At this point it's for his own good.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
This guy is clueless.
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Why aren't people realizing this whole interview he did is to hurt Jennifer Aniston in a passive-aggressive manner? It's all about her.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Why is everyone trying to analyze this douche? Why can't we just let him be stupid?
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
Submitted by WinnieT on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 8:12pm.
I just said white people because I'm a white guy. I don't like hearing anyone of any color use it, either.
No ONE should use the n word ever. White, black, yellow, purple, green etc.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
John, you're a pig.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
@Mike.
I'm black and I don't like anyone, regardless of race, using that word.
The way I see it, if I'm going to say 'hi, what's up' to someone, I don't need to address them as 'nigga' hi will do and if I'm going to insult someone, I'm going to be a lot more inventive then using nigger.
OT: Yep, still a cunt.
I have his music on my Ipod and I've never felt more ashamed...Seriously considering removing it all.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
A white person should never use the n-word. That is all.
does anyone else think this guy is a text-book manic-depressive? or at least some type of mono-maniac... I think he says and does a lot of inappropriate things that he really would not do were he not so freaking manic. I don't think he can control himself. He needs meds. It's like he talks circles around himself and is so full of shit he doesn't know how to get himself out of any ditch he lands himself in. 'intellectualizing' my ass. He is only now intellectualizing the interview. Dude, no one fucking talks about their ex partners to national mags...and their really is not a huge age difference between him and jen, he simply needs to grow the fuck up... but medication could get that all initially adjusted.
PRIME CUNT!!!
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Boy, you're a dumbass.
Your seat's at the back of the short bus.
What?
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Donner pour donner
Yep, he's a douche. He is a lonely man in his own world connected to what he thinks is reality only by technology he just doesn't know it yet.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:19pm.
John Mayer cried uncle! He apologized. Nice try, racist.
http://www.tmz.com/
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Too funny. What a dumbass. Sure, go ahead: blame it on over-intellectualism. I'll buy that!*eyeroll*
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And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
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John Mayer cried uncle! He apologized. Nice try, racist.
http://www.tmz.com/
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
I hope Kerry Washington goes all Helter Skelter on him. Kerry deserves better than this shit.
I didn't think it was possible for one person to be such a douchebag, yet here we are. Wow. I'm actually sort of impressed. But why does he always make the "I'm pooping" face?
Good Grief, what an asshole.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
And let the mea culpas begin:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100210/ap_en_mu/us_people_john_mayer
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o..m..gersh, he is not only ugly outside but inside, a waste of oxygen.
I HATE that Your Body is a Wonderland is my foreplay song. Just shoot me.
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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.
I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."
We need to find out who gave John Mayer his hood/n*gger pass and kick their ass!!!!
I've never read anything so idiotic coming from a 32 year old man.
WTF was Aniston thinking about, he must eat p*ssy really good. Then he went on to embarass the hell out of all of his previous lovers.
John Mayer should stop doing interviews.
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Black women obviously intimidate him. He wants to sleep with them but can't get it up, what's that tell you. What kind of guy can't get it up for a hot woman, of ANY race? Feebs.
Most guys don't seem to have THAT problem.
Maybe it's the drugs? maybe he doesn't want his David Duke to be laughed at?
What ever it is, mouth is not connected to the brain, shit falls out like gumballs. Should not be allowed to give interviews or tweet; he embarrasses us all.
For the love of everything holy, someone shut this fucker up!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
For me, at least, the more important question here is, "Why the Hell does John Mayer even WANT to know and talk about David Duke?". What a wack job. I have stopped listening to and buying (into) his shit!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Ah, now Mr. Mayer is trying to do the inevitable damage control...via twitter, of course. Apparently, all he's interested in doing is playing guitar and writing songs. Horseshit.
Hee hee rumermills has it so right, this just makes jennifer aniston sound DRY!!
http://www.rumermills.com/2010/02/10/john-mayer-playboy-interview/
Wow... just... wow. John Meyer is a fucking idiot.
That's all.
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Pick it,
Lick it,
Roll it,
Flick it...
Again... harder... dammit, I'm gonna have to do it myself
@Two Drink Min, haha no I'll pass on the valium, thanks. I know it's just a blog, but in real life, lots of people do things against all reason (like get with a loser because you tag him as a bad boy that you can help instead), that's all I meant to get across. I'm sure others may want to take you up on the free valium offer though ;)
Seriously, what the fuck? How can he even get away with saying this?? "Nigger pass"? Somebody fucking destroy this worthless cunt.
Never heard a single one of his songs, and I hope to God I never will. Worthless piece of shit.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
This is the one problem with GaGa's success: everyone else has to step up their "trying-too-hard-to-shock-the-huddled-masses" game. This douche is no exception.
He is fucking repulsive.
And I don't see black chicks swarming around him.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
I hope someone who loves Kerry Washington contacts John Mayer real soon. And by "contacts," I mean with a fist or a pointy boot. What did she do to get dragged into this? I would personally kill someone who referred to me in a national magazine like this, just to get attention for himself.
How can anyone stand to spend more than 30 seconds around this guy? Phone calls with him must be nightmarish.
Submitted by PussyCow on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 2:35pm: "But I don't find black guys sexually attractive unless they look white.[...]Watching guys kiss grosses me out, too. Guess I'm homophobic. I'd totally still fuck John Mayer. Sorry!"
Don't apologize. You and John Mayer sound perfect for each other.